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oxsnard posted:VIX keeps going higher, I think we may actually see the circuit breaker today Lmao
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80 million shares of SPY traded today in one hour. I believe the post 2009 Max was 500 million in a day during the ETF flash crash in 2015. Retail is getting the gently caress out too
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they havent even called this thing a pandemic officially yet they should do it now or its gonna cause a brand new freakout when it happens
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oxsnard posted:80 million shares of SPY traded today in one hour. I believe the post 2009 Max was 500 million in a day during the ETF flash crash in 2015. Retail is getting the gently caress out too 
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poty posted:they havent even called this thing a pandemic officially yet there is no longer a definition of a pandemic, likely to avoid causing selloffs lol
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SPCE and TSLA meme stocks btfo
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oxsnard posted:VIX keeps going higher, I think we may actually see the circuit breaker today when this baby hits 88, your gonna see some serious poo poo
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I have a family member retiring later this year and I advised him recently to move all his poo poo out of the market He did not I'm almost afraid to call him
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Old James posted:Just a reminder, number goes down can mean real consequences for innocent people. the worse this is, the more obvious the systemic dysfunction becomes at an absolutely critical time for the world. i want this to be as bad as can be and for anti-stock populism to be a wave in the upcoming elections. i want britain's economy to just completely melt down on boris johnson's watch. i want macron's france to be brought to its knees and his regime to keel over under the weight of the strikes. i want everyone to see how hosed-up it is that the global economy is there to keep the lights on in a glorified casino i'll dance if i want to
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Old James posted:Just a reminder, number goes down can mean real consequences for innocent people. regular people's destiny is to eat poo poo in capitalism, this is just another inevitable manifestation of it
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V. Illych L. posted:the worse this is, the more obvious the systemic dysfunction becomes at an absolutely critical time for the world. i want this to be as bad as can be and for anti-stock populism to be a wave in the upcoming elections. i want britain's economy to just completely melt down on boris johnson's watch. i want macron's france to be brought to its knees and his regime to keel over under the weight of the strikes. i want everyone to see how hosed-up it is that the global economy is there to keep the lights on in a glorified casino
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lol VIX is at highest since 2008 now
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Old James posted:Just a reminder, number goes down can mean real consequences for innocent people. I'll probably lose my job over this, and I don't have much in savings, and my parents are even more broke than I am. I just have to hope my software engineer girlfriend can support me while everything is on fire. I would not survive homelessness for more than about 2 days. but I'm still partying through doomsday because I want Bernie to win by Obama numbers and sweep 48 states, turning the senate blue
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V. Illych L. posted:the worse this is, the more obvious the systemic dysfunction becomes at an absolutely critical time for the world. i want this to be as bad as can be and for anti-stock populism to be a wave in the upcoming elections. i want britain's economy to just completely melt down on boris johnson's watch. i want macron's france to be brought to its knees and his regime to keel over under the weight of the strikes. i want everyone to see how hosed-up it is that the global economy is there to keep the lights on in a glorified casino in the end, they'll beg us to save them
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vix at 49. next highest were back in 1998 and 2011. only time higher is 2008, at 60. yesterday, vix was 39. Wednesday, 28. shits wild
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Gringostar posted:i give a lot, i just don't post about it that's good. dex_sda posted:are you toxxed for both bernie and trumpy lol did it by accident, wanted the "thank jesus for president trump" (HATE THE TOWER< NO GOOD!)
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Old James posted:Just a reminder, number goes down can mean real consequences for innocent people. I work in a restaurant. Like two people on the entire staff of 40+ people have a 401(k). There are over a hundred million Americans who don't have a single cent in the market.
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You know, I was joking a while back that Bernie might be the first president to win all 50 primary states but now I'm starting to think it might actually happen. 
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:lol VIX is at highest since 2008 now
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oxsnard posted:the next thing to look out for is junk bonds, especially the junk etfs. Stocks and stock ETFs both have good liquidity most times. Since the junk bond ETFs trade on stock exchanges they have tons of liquidity, whereas the underlying bonds don't. Lots of bonds packaged up in JNK and HYG only trade a few times a day. Hedge fund managers park money in these ETFs as a quasi money market fund, but once there is an actual default fear, the market is gonna start dumping the junk bond ETFs. The ETFs will sell faster than they can liquidate the underlying bond holdings which is going to be hilarious when it finally plays out. A sustained coronavirus impact on global supply chains is gonna be chaos on these mechanics. bumping this. So a bunch of pension funds and the harvard endowment sold off a bunch of their bond portfolio and switched over to HYG. Watch the HYG ETF, it's holding up for now, but if it starts making GBS threads the bed then it's time to truly panic
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eating my free student breakfast in the physicians lounge listening to the sweet sound of a half dozen surgeons melting down about number
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fosborb posted:vix at 49. next highest were back in 1998 and 2011. only time higher is 2008, at 60. Break this down for us for us non market touchers
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lol time to whip this bad boy back out. i made this during the 2015 primary and didn't think it'd become so relevant again
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spacemang_spliff posted:Break this down for us for us non market touchers crash comin
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Gotta love waking up and seeing over 300 posts in this thread! I, being an incredibly smart individual, decided to put a good chunk of my TSP in the safe and boring G fund. Except that poo poo takes forever as someone in some federal office somewhere probably has to go to get a folder and type everything manually I guess? I'm down like $9k dollars already lmao.
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kopasetic posted:eating my free student breakfast in the physicians lounge listening to the sweet sound of a half dozen surgeons melting down about number Lmao Good luck to anybody going under the knife today
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Gringostar posted:boeing oh god i fuckin wish for this so hard, gently caress boeing anyway, number seems to have had a rough week, feel better soon number
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Finally. Lil Wayne's "Im down like the economy" line from Jay Sean's "Down" is correct again
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MorrisBae posted:I have a family member retiring later this year and I advised him recently to move all his poo poo out of the market Both of my aunts discussed how I wasn’t entitled to my mother’s inheritance from my grandfather. I was going to tell her to pull the money out but I said nah.
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on days like this i'm glad that i live such a razor-thin existence that the market holds no meaning for me
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The cool thing about the stocks is it doesn't matter if you don't own any, if they go down you get the bill for the losses anyways.
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Epic High Five posted:Lmao This is why I go to the VA. They'll kill me on the table, but none of my family will get a bill.
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I lied, I'm down almost $10.5k since the start of the month  Come on DOW 5000!
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Serf posted:on days like this i'm glad that i live such a razor-thin existence that the market holds no meaning for me 
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2008 nostalgia. Let's all start playing TF2 in the short amount of time we have left with rooves over our heads before homelessness hits. It's comin back, folks!!! I'm gonna dress up as Bear Stearns and jump off a loving building for our retro party
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Serf posted:on days like this i'm glad that i live such a razor-thin existence that the market holds no meaning for me username checks out
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