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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


What an awful decision by Garth Brooks. Getting the terrible new grey jersey instead of a classic blue one, I mean.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


apparently bears are interested in dalton

lol dalton sucks, way better than mitch though this loving team

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Testing this out just in case:

Andey

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




They're going to blow their cap space on Andey "Prime Time" Dalton. I love it. :circlefap:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
The bears with a good qb like Andy are really really good so that's a good use of cap space

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Andey

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
What could Mitch learn from Dalton?

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




SirPablo posted:

What could Mitch learn from Dalton?

How to not win playoff games?

Oh wait, that's one thing Mitch has covered.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Metapod posted:

The bears with a good qb like Andy are really really good so that's a good use of cap space

god i love you never stop posting

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN


C-Euro posted:

You deserve better Matt.

Yes Stafford deserves fans who don't call him Matt.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

SirPablo posted:

What could Mitch learn from Dalton?

Proper tackle technique? Oh no wait

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Styles Bitchley posted:

Yes Stafford deserves fans who don't call him Matt.

What is his nickname if not Matt?

Matthew? Matthrewitup?

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
Statt Mafford

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Austin Hooper in FA and Laviska Shenault in the draft, who says no?

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

OxySnake posted:

What is his nickname if not Matt?

Matthew? Matthrewitup?

Well technically his first name is John but I'm not sure if he's ever gone by that in his entire life, so

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



I did not know that.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Staffords having a 4th kid. Wants to give Rivera a run for his money I guess.

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

MJeff posted:

Staffords having a 4th kid. Wants to give Rivera a run for his money I guess.

Eventually he'll catch up with Rivers if he keeps funslinging dick

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
John "Matthew" Stafford

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Matthew Stafford is going to create 11 defensive players to play against Rivers’ 11 offensive players and Antonio Cromartie’s complete practice squad.

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


matthew stafford is going to stop at six children so they can carry his coffin after he loving dies on the field in front of his inept teammates.

no penalty will be called

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
At least one of the Stafford parents is in full on "gently caress this, I want a boy." mode.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

You gotta go full Travis Henry and father 11 children with 10 different women.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
https://twitter.com/ColeWright/status/1235415359374544897

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
So long, Mitch. You gone fo-evah.

Off to the Titty Farm with thee!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





So... bring in competition for Mitch that's worse than him so that he "wins."

"We gave it our best shot, and we're please to say that Mitchell Trubisky, the QB we picked when we took our #3 overall pick and traded it up to #2, outperformed *cough* the 39-year old 2020 version of *cough* 2-time Super Bowl MVP Eli Manning!" :hurr:

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

That's my Bears!

*kills self as laugh track plays and credits roll*

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Mitch is gonna get replaced by the shambling corpse of Eli Manning. Lol.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


What is it with the Bears and interception-prone quarterbacks?

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





SKULL.GIF posted:

What is it with the Bears and interception-prone quarterbacks?

This is what we are. We just have to accept it.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

sweet geek swag posted:

This is what we are. We just have to accept it.

Yeah, our identity is strong defense a great run game.




Wait, poo poo

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Eli Manning 2019 was legitimately worse than Mitchell Trubisky so can't wait for the bears to waste more cap / picks on a player that won't help them.

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Apparently it's not even true:

https://twitter.com/thekapman/status/1235576756846743552

They'll have to find someone else who is worse than Trubisky and bench him for that guy instead.

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


i drive a lovely car, someone get the mccaskeys on the phone!

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


I had a dream last night that the Lions traded Stafford to the Rams for Jared Goff, so now I'm preparing for that unfortunate reality

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Cognac McCarthy posted:

Apparently it's not even true:

https://twitter.com/thekapman/status/1235576756846743552

They'll have to find someone else who is worse than Trubisky and bench him for that guy instead.

"They wouldn't even let a giant Bear into the restaurant with me and Eli," said Bears GM Ryan Pace walking out of the restaurant with Eli last night. "It's just a ridiculous report...imagine, a Bear and Eli Manning sitting down to dinner."

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Pace and Eli were caught shooting dice in an alley, according to sources.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Athanatos posted:

"They wouldn't even let a giant Bear into the restaurant with me and Eli," said Bears GM Ryan Pace walking out of the restaurant with Eli last night. "It's just a ridiculous report...imagine, a Bear and Eli Manning sitting down to dinner."

I wholeheartedly endorse starting a literal bear at QB over Mitch

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Stafford was borderline MVP in the year 2019.

Coach Patricia is a rapist.

You can only keep one. Who do you choose?

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

tinstaach posted:

I had a dream last night that the Lions traded Stafford to the Rams for Jared Goff, so now I'm preparing for that unfortunate reality

McVay + Stafford. Jesus Christ, might as well cancel the season.

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