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Corona gets transported in cardboard cases, so the people yelling "ahh it's always skunked" are generally catastrophising what might be a once a year experience for a heavy drinker. I've never had one and I've been drinking Corona every summer for the last 15 years in Australia where a) the transport distances are much greater and b) there's a lot more UV light because we don't really have an ozone layer.
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I mean, they ship it in fuckin boxes, exactly how much sunlight is it being exposed to before you drink it? ![]() E:fb
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There's no laws while drinking Claws *laws still apply while drinking White Claw
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Skwirl posted:No, Corona and Budweiser just introduced their own hard seltzers because it was a type of alcohol no one was buying. chitoryu12 posted:https://www.cnbc.com/2019/12/05/how-white-claw-and-the-hard-seltzer-craze-are-taking-on-beer.html Ahh... yeah in my part of So-Cal it's a punchline to a hipster/gringo joke, so results vary apparently.
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Who What Now posted:
Coward
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chitoryu12 posted:White Claw is surging, and it's been suggested that it's because it provides an acceptably masculine form of very light-tasting alcohol for guys who are insecure about being seen drinking Bacardi Breezers. They use gender-neutral marketing so it's seen as acceptable for everyone without you getting accused of being a sissy. I heard its because techbros/code monkeys like it. Also the women those people hit on like it too.
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Who What Now posted:There's no laws while drinking Claws Ahem The phrase is Ain't no laws when you're drinkin claws
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Walton Simons posted:A new conspiracy is that she's on puberty blockers to make her look younger and therefore harder to attack without looking a twat.
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MizPiz posted:Having the right opinions about politics DOES NOT give you a license to post cringe What do Warren and my dick have in common? oh ![]()
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Memento posted:Corona gets transported in cardboard cases, so the people yelling "ahh it's always skunked" are generally catastrophising what might be a once a year experience for a heavy drinker. I've never had one and I've been drinking Corona every summer for the last 15 years in Australia where a) the transport distances are much greater and b) there's a lot more UV light because we don't really have an ozone layer. I've gotten Corona with at least a slight skunkiness every time I've drank it (which is probably 2 or 3 bottles out of hundreds). I get the same problem with a lot of imported Euro lagers in green bottles, Heineken included. Maybe I'm just more sensitive because I drink a lot of beer in every style imaginable so I've become used to minor differences in the same style between brands.
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chitoryu12 posted:every time I've drank it ... 2 or 3 bottles out of hundreds I gotta tell you I'm having a hard time parsing this. Also I've recently switched to drinking all my beer out of cans because we're bringing in a container recycling program here and I have a big bag hanging up in the shed I've been crushing them and putting them in. Plus I like having a 500mL serving instead of the 330mL that most bottles are these days
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Memento posted:I gotta tell you I'm having a hard time parsing this. They drink a lot, very rarely they drink Corona and on those rare occasions the Corona tends to be skunked.
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Alcohol dries out the skin. Excessive drinking isn’t good for your health. Take care of yourselves people.
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oldpainless posted:Alcohol dries out the skin. Excessive drinking isn’t good for your health. Take care of yourselves people. More like oldfunless.
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Skwirl posted:They drink a lot, very rarely they drink Corona and on those rare occasions the Corona tends to be skunked. This is correct. Since I started writing down what I've drank in December 2017, I'm past 530 unique beers. I'd say maybe half of the Euro lagers in green bottles I've had have been skunked as well as all of the Corona; writing down reviews on what I drink helps me remember if I didn't like something the first time and avoid it.
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chitoryu12 posted:hard seltzer
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Tiggum posted:Is this just premix vodka and soda? Kinda? It’s only 5% ABV usually so no more alcoholic than beer.
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Tiggum posted:Is this just premix vodka and soda? Yeah basically, but I think they use malt liquor in America as opposed to actual spirits.
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T-man posted:What do Warren and my dick have in common? They're both feminine.
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Memento posted:Yeah basically, but I think they use malt liquor in America as opposed to actual spirits. It’s some kind of gluten-free ferment as base, which I suppose could contain some rice malt or something.
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chitoryu12 posted:Kinda? It’s only 5% ABV usually so no more alcoholic than beer. But significantly more alcoholic than light beers, with less calories, which is why it's a great light beer replacement. Natty Light's take on it is 6% abv which is why it's what I'm drinking right now. I still love a nice IPA, but I save that for rare occasions when I'm letting loose nowadays. They're fuckin' MADE for those occasions when you're doing physical activity and occasionally chugging some booze, like hiking or snowboarding.
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Tiggum posted:Is this just premix vodka and soda? No it's worse. Has calories and is more like a light wine cooler
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Tiggum posted:Is this just premix vodka and soda? no, seltzer is an inherently a malt beverage you can turn into anything that market tests well. you can flavor it however you like, or dial up/down the ABV as you please for different markets. want to make a fruity combination 4% drink you can sell as health-adjacent and low calorie? sure. want to make a brohammer 15% frat bait? go nuts. imagine if you just made beer but without the flavor or process tradition of beer, and also it's carbonated because that is also super popular right now hard seltzer and canned wine are the two big things just shaking up the alcohol market right now, which is way more interesting than a kajillion different kinds of IPA or other beer nerd poo poo like gose or triple stouts or whatever. mostly nobody wants that poo poo
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Just lol if you drink anything less that 35% ABV. Grow up.
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canned wine is super convenient for getting trashed while hiking/camping, btw
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AlbieQuirky posted:It’s some kind of gluten-free ferment as base, which I suppose could contain some rice malt or something. Did you read that link? quote:White Claw is a flavored malt beverage (FMB) Like, I was ready to post a link to support my position, but I realised you had already done it for me. luxury handset posted:canned wine is super convenient for getting trashed while hiking/camping, btw Also lots of outdoors events have strict glass bans but no restrictions on bringing in cans.
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luxury handset posted:, or dial up/down the ABV as you please for different markets. want to make a fruity combination 4% drink you can sell as health-adjacent and low calorie? sure. want to make a brohammer 15% frat bait? go nuts. imagine if you just made beer but without the flavor or process tradition of beer, and also it's carbonated because that is also super popular right now 4 lokos makes a 14% hard seltzer. I literally cannot explain how vile it tastes, it is one of the most disturbing thing's I've ever put in my mouth, 6% seems like the hard upper limit for a seltzer without adding sugar or artificial sweeteners
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Elviscat posted:4 lokos makes a 14% hard seltzer. Holy poo poo I thought that ad I saw for this was a joke Memento has a new favorite as of 05:11 on Mar 1, 2020 |
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It could not possibly taste worse than "Red"
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I like to put vodka in Gatorade when I drink, it's a guaranteed no hangover drink.
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T-man posted:I like to put vodka in Gatorade when I drink, it's a guaranteed no hangover drink. I once made not-margaritas with lemon-lime hydration powder. It wasn't good, but I'm sure I felt better the day after than I would have.
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Walton Simons posted:It's really odd the level of hate she arouses. June has put on another post comparing her looks to Melania Trump's at the same age and the comments are just full of really nasty poo poo. A new conspiracy is that she's on puberty blockers to make her look younger and therefore harder to attack without looking a twat. Only if you forgot/haven't been exposed to the crap the Stoneman Douglass activists dealt with. Remember when they made a girl version of David Hogg who was hot and loved guns? There's something about teenagers standing up against the opposite-of-reality garbage that really sets off the brainworms set.
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I’m a brewer, beer judge and I make a hard seltzer on contract for another company. I live in New Zealand so I can’t tell you much about classification rules in the US, but hard seltzer is water, flavouring (we use fruit concentrate) and ethanol, carbonated. I suppose if you’re using grain ethanol it could conceivably be a malt beverage, but on an industrial scale you’re using 70-96.4% white spirit. I also make some gluten free beers and I’ve tested the seltzer for gluten and it’s either gluten free or >3 parts per million (which is as far as my testing equipment goes). Any way you slice it, the flavour is neutral. We make some money off it, but it’s basically fizzy, boozy juice boxes. They’re particularly lunchboxy tasting before they’re carbonated. As for Corona, yes they travel in cardboard but light skunking can happen in a matter of hours. It’s certainly possible to have non-skunked corona from the liquor store in your fridge at home, but also reasonably likely to get a skunked bottle from the bar, depending on how quickly it moves. Even unskunked it has a coppery, adjuncty vibe that I personally don’t like very much. I’ll have a chicken sandwich with small fries, please.
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luxury handset posted:no, seltzer is an inherently a malt beverage I thought "seltzer" was just American for soda water though? That seems to be what Wikipedia says?
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Tiggum posted:I thought "seltzer" was just American for soda water though? That seems to be what Wikipedia says? These are hard seltzers. Most soft seltzers in America have some sort of mild flavoring now too.
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Even hard seltzer isn’t inherently a malt beverage though. It’s carbonated water with ethanol and flavour. Cane sugar and/or corn is the cheapest source of fermentable sugars but I’d imagine malt spirits are prett common too. I’m not fixing to call gin or whiskey “malt liquor” even if that is technically true. And once you get to the industrial concentrations of ethanol that go into these things, I’m not sure it even matters other than in an alcohol duty class kinda way.
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I've drunk a lot of beer and never had one that was so bad I thought it was spoiled. What are the signs of it being skunked? Maybe my taste buds are just hosed from too much spicy food.
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The superiority of hard cider must never be questioned.
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