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s*x n*mb*r 69 0.22%
w@@d n_mb_r 420 1.34%
Jeb! number 538 1.72%
Biden numbr 30330 96.72%
Total: 31357 votes
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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

i'm not sure who the biggest embarrassment is, here

(just kidding, it's the warren stand-in)

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Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


lol

https://twitter.com/asteadwesley/status/1233952614150266881?s=21

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

wasn't steadman a warren advocate for a while, to whom does he now owe allegiance

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
holy poo poo liz sucks. like at this point just behind bloomberg in terms of sucking a hobos dirty rear end in a top hat

loving snake

RIP Syndrome
Feb 24, 2016

triple sulk posted:

joe is probably the somehow least hateable non-bernie left because he's just a senile old man who needs to go retire to the farm

on the other hand he's also the only candidate to instantly switch to calling people fatso and grabbing them when they disagree with him or ask a critical but easily answered question

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


about a week ago someone itt urged us to subscribe to /ESS before it went private

and god the content's so good

https://www.reddit.com/r/Enough_Sanders_Spam/comments/fbm1o5/number_of_tons_of_salt_that_could_be_mined_from/

quote:

Black voters, the single most important and loyal voting demographic in the Democratic party, telling you overwhelmingly they prefer Joe Biden, and it not even getting on the front page of a supposed “political” sub, tells you all you need to know about Bernie supporters and how “inclusive” they really are. They aren’t a “join us” movement, they are a “we don’t need you” movement, and the problem is they do need you. That’s why they’re not winners and have no chance against Donald Trump.
:ironicat:

quote:

arr politics is dead, and I say this as someone who visited daily for years... it's nothing now, just a mirror of sanders4president, with some anti-Trump here and there for variety.

It was never this bad, not even in 2016

quote:

Cause the Russians are manipulating the karma. He has maybe 30-40% of the vote on a good day yet 90%+ of /r/politics is sanders spam.

quote:

If you get oversalted in /r/pol go check out Nate Silver's mentions and Matt Yglesias to get supersalted.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Dolphin posted:

holy poo poo liz sucks. like at this point just behind bloomberg in terms of sucking a hobos dirty rear end in a top hat

loving snake

no wonder the weeze loves her

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Jay-V posted:

as promised, :10bux: for every point lost



bernie can still do this poo poo

:eyepop:

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Donated again and bought a hat

RIP Syndrome
Feb 24, 2016


top notch

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/MikePrysner/status/1233953579049684992

this is legitimately loving deranged

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

triple sulk posted:

joe is probably the somehow least hateable non-bernie left because he's just a senile old man who needs to go retire to the farm

his record sucks but i can't hate the guy, i get why people who don't care about policy want to vote for him. his melting brain is a little endearing

he is the biggest threat

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
joe biden may not be entirely there now but at his core he's still a sexist old racist piece of poo poo

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011


the new Patton remake is looking weird

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Atrocious Joe posted:

the new Patton remake is looking weird

Nicely done.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
for anyone arzying over biden, just remember bloomberg is about to crash headlong into the race, gobbling up a large number of biden supporters and potential biden supporters from failing candidates

biden has eaten poo poo everywhere else and it looks like south carolina is full of unique circumstances that brought about this result


remember, bloomberg is barreling into super tuesday like a freight train, ready further split an increasingly confused moderate vote. if biden were popular the moderate crowd would have either already thinned or not even run

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


this jackass keeps running victory laps with no idea what's coming

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012


when you lose the black vote to mayo pete

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Shipon posted:

his record sucks but i can't hate the guy, i get why people who don't care about policy want to vote for him. his melting brain is a little endearing

he is the biggest threat

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lmao

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

Dolphin posted:

joe biden may not be entirely there now but at his core he's still a sexist old racist piece of poo poo

Those are his lesser evils policy wise.

He is against financial legislation (he's the Deleware banking industry guy), he is pro-prisons, pro-insurance profits, pro-drilling.

At every turn he is "whoever has money should pay me and then win".

The fact that he is a girl molester is just a predictable follow-on.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jan/20/joe-biden-corruption-donald-trump

quote:

It looks like “Middle Class” Joe has perfected the art of taking big contributions, then representing his corporate donors at the cost of middle- and working-class Americans. Converting campaign contributions into legislative favors and policy positions isn’t being “moderate”. It is the kind of transactional politics Americans have come to loathe.

There are three clear examples.

First, Biden’s support for finance over working-class Americans. His career was bankrolled by the credit card industry. He delivered for it by spearheading a bankruptcy bill that made it harder for Americans to reduce their debts and helped cause the financial crisis. He not only authored and voted for that bill, he split with Barack Obama and led the battle to vote down Democratic amendments.

His explanations for carrying water for the credit card industry have changed over time. They have never rung true.

The simplest explanation is the most likely: he did it for his donors. At a fundraiser last year, Biden promised his Wall Street donors that “nothing would fundamentally change” for them if he became president. Now the financial world is raising huge money for his campaign. It clearly thinks he’s going to be its friend if elected. Most Americans, who get ripped off by the financial sector on a daily basis, aren’t looking for a candidate who has made their life harder.

Second, healthcare. On 25 April, the day he announced his campaign, Biden went straight to a fundraiser co-hosted by the chief executive of a major health insurance corporation. He refuses to sign a pledge to reject money from insurance and pharma execs and continues to raise money from healthcare industry donors. His campaign is being bankrolled by a super Pac run by healthcare lobbyists.

What did all these donors get? A healthcare proposal that preserves the power of the insurance industry and leaves 10 million Americans uninsured.

Third, climate change. Biden signed a pledge not to take money from the fossil fuel industry, then broke his promise. Right after a CNN town hall on climate change, he held a fundraiser hosted by the founder of a fossil fuel conglomerate. He is pushing climate policy that has gotten dismal reviews from several leading environmental groups.

There are plenty of other examples that raise questions, like housing and social security. Big real estate moguls are playing a major role in Biden’s campaign. Unlike his rivals, he has no comprehensive housing plan. When he pushed for cuts to Social Security, was he serving donors or his constituents?

...

The good news is that we still have time to break with this culture of corruption. We don’t have to choose Biden’s way, which would give Trump a perfect foil. The 2020 election should be about a crystal clear contrast between truth and lies, corruption and integrity, compassion and cruelty.

We have a rare opportunity to end a larger culture of corruption and we should take it – we will regret it if we don’t.

Zephyr Teachout, an associate professor at Fordham Law School, is the author of Corruption in America: From Ben Franklin’s Snuff Box to Citizens United. Her next book is Break ’Em Up: Recovering Our Freedom from Big Ag, Big Tech, and Big Money. She has endorsed Bernie Sanders for president.


Biden is just as dirty as the lovely loser that licked dirty banker assholes clean for eight years and gave us trump. Thanks Obama.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
warren stans declaring victory in fifth place is just lol

its just the clinton diehards with a new skin

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

warrens new strategy for super tuesday is to douse herself in kerosene and give the other candidates a big group bear hug before lighting the match

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve88BGz0nPc

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006


lmao she's loving lost it. thought she was doing some native american chant at the start there for a sec.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Taintrunner posted:



this jackass keeps running victory laps with no idea what's coming

all those elderly black south carolians definitely know and care who joe rogan is

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Percelus posted:

warrens new strategy for super tuesday is to douse herself in kerosene and give the other candidates a big group bear hug before lighting the match

she's a racebender, not a firebender

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Apr 9, 2007

Tiler Kiwi posted:

warren stans declaring victory in fifth place is just lol

its just the clinton diehards with a new skin

really taking the lesson from talladega nights to its inevitable conclusion

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Dolphin posted:

joe biden may not be entirely there now but at his core he's still a sexist old racist piece of poo poo

also completely true

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

RaySmuckles posted:

for anyone arzying over biden, just remember bloomberg is about to crash headlong into the race, gobbling up a large number of biden supporters and potential biden supporters from failing candidates

biden has eaten poo poo everywhere else and it looks like south carolina is full of unique circumstances that brought about this result


remember, bloomberg is barreling into super tuesday like a freight train, ready further split an increasingly confused moderate vote. if biden were popular the moderate crowd would have either already thinned or not even run

Yeah, assuming RealClearPolitics polling averages hold and that half of Bloomberg's votes would've gone to Biden, Bloomberg will be responsible for Biden being non-viable in California, Massachusetts, Colorado, and Utah

RIP Syndrome
Feb 24, 2016


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE

should be enough material for a warren one soon

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

galenanorth posted:

Yeah, assuming RealClearPolitics polling averages hold and that half of Bloomberg's votes would've gone to Biden, Bloomberg will be responsible for Biden being non-viable in California, Massachusetts, Colorado, and Utah

it would be nice poetic justice for a billionaire to enter the race specifically to stop sanders and end up splitting the moderate votes, handing bernie the nomination

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Bernie knocked a billionaire out of the primary today.

One down, two to go.

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

Does anyone know of a good article which summarizes Warren’s complete capitulation to succ?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

triple sulk posted:

i wanna say that it's probably liz, mike, pete, amy, joe in terms of hateability (pete was the worst but now he's irrelevant) but they're all awful and i refuse to vote for any of them under any circumstances

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tunicate posted:

Bernie knocked a billionaire out of the primary today.

One down, two to go.

there's warren stans who are trying to take credit for it

lmfao

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

triple sulk posted:

joe is probably the somehow least hateable non-bernie left because he's just a senile old man who needs to go retire to the farm

he's a bigoted monster who should suffer op

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Feldegast42 posted:

So if the nom is taken from Bernie at the convention what is the plan? Either accept it and stay home, split off to a third party, or does the movement switch to mass / labor action in order to exert pressure on Washington?

Wait for the chuds to get super majorities and then have them deal with the remnants of the Dem elite?

gonna be some of all three (the Dem elite will just become chuds when it is politically expedient for them to do so, there will be no "dealing with" anyone who's rich or powerful now if Sanders doesn't take the party). There isn't a very coherent movement outside the Sanders campaign currently, and that needs to change in a hurry regardless of the outcome of the primary, we can keep people but if there's no organization to direct their energy they'll just dissipate

triple sulk posted:

joe is probably the somehow least hateable non-bernie left because he's just a senile old man who needs to go retire to the farm

he was a real piece of poo poo before his brain rotted and now he's just the shambolic corpse of a real piece of poo poo

A Wizard of Goatse has issued a correction as of 07:08 on Mar 1, 2020

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Taintrunner posted:



this jackass keeps running victory laps with no idea what's coming

not sure what's funnier, that he thinks sc is an indicator of how the rest of the country will vote or that he thinks joe rogan was the tipping point

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


does anyone have that infographic about dem primary candidate support for the AA vote split by age bucket

i need it

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Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

Yinlock posted:

not sure what's funnier, that he thinks sc is an indicator of how the rest of the country will vote or that he thinks joe rogan was the tipping point

He also thinks Bernie's 2nd place means he's toast and progressives should switch to Warren, who got 5th place

Tom Watson's a real special man

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