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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I hate when people serve me eggs and don’t give me any ketchup That's what the tAbasco they give you is for. VV fixed for you :-)
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My pet peeve is when people spell tabasco wrong.
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The fact that morons can edit your Stack Exchange questions to be completely wrong yet you can't directly message them to tell them to gently caress off.
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Printers.
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Feb 27, 2020 04:15
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Inspector 34 posted:That's what the tAbasco they give you is for. Chalala
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Feb 27, 2020 04:28
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Feb 27, 2020 14:30
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You mix mayo and ketchup for fries
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Feb 27, 2020 15:03
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and sriracha and relish
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Feb 27, 2020 15:09
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Surprised to learn yesterday that spelling mistakes don't matter in Final Jeopardy. Not a peeve though; all the other answers are spoken so it feels right that as long as you make yourself understood it's OK.
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Feb 27, 2020 16:17
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Brawnfire posted:and sriracha and relish Actually, if you add a third component it is tapatio
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Feb 27, 2020 16:19
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There are three doughnut boxes in the break room left over from yesterday, each with 1/4 of a doughnut left. I feel nothing but disdain for the weak-willed office drone paralyzed with fear at being the one who takes the last doughnut. gently caress you and the germs you definitely left behind.
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Feb 27, 2020 17:18
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Riatsala posted:There are three doughnut boxes in the break room left over from yesterday, each with 1/4 of a doughnut left. I feel nothing but disdain for the weak-willed office drone paralyzed with fear at being the one who takes the last doughnut. gently caress you and the germs you definitely left behind. I don't understand the people who, upon seeing a box full of donuts decide that they will not consume the entire donuts. We seriously have several people in my offices that do not wash their hands after using the bathroom. No one wants the remainder after you've touched it because we don't know which gross weirdo you are, just take the whole thing you coward.
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Feb 27, 2020 17:26
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What if I take two donuts
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Feb 27, 2020 17:49
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I get so sick of people "Canadian-ing" the last (cookie, doughnut, whatever) that I just take it and toss it in the trash. gently caress everyone being "too polite" to take it. Just get them out of my sight. It's difficult enough to eat well without your constant plates of garbage food being around acting as a temptation. Also I am fully against 1/2 and 1/4 doughnut takers. Are you the rear end in a top hat suggested servings are based on? 9 potato chips? WHAT?!?
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Feb 27, 2020 17:55
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Joey Freshwater posted:What if I take two donuts Someone takes two doughnuts and leaves none for me: Sucks, happens, better luck next time Someone leaves half a doughnut for me: gently caress you, meet me outside, bring your fists
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Feb 27, 2020 18:23
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Enjoy the dry, exposed ends of doughnut interior to bookend your half-doughnut experience
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Feb 27, 2020 18:33
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Iron Crowned posted:I don't understand the people who, upon seeing a box full of donuts decide that they will not consume the entire donuts. We seriously have several people in my offices that do not wash their hands after using the bathroom. No one wants the remainder after you've touched it because we don't know which gross weirdo you are, just take the whole thing you coward. This ranks right up there with leaving half an inch of nasty burnt coffee in the pot. Just make another pot you lazy piece of detritus.
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Riatsala posted:Someone takes two doughnuts and leaves none for me: Sucks, happens, better luck next time This is the best post I've read in what seems like forever.
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nazis stealing the word "zionist" Like it's now impossible to easily describe my jewish thoughts about Israel now because "zionist" now doesn't mean what it is supposed to mean, it's shorthand for a racist goy's fever dream about a judeo-bolshevik lizardfolk conspiracy, and half of the lib goyim I say it to will hear "I am anti-zionist" and launch into "you are a self-hating jew" contortions
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 WHAT THE gently caress IS A FLINSTONE YOU WERE A DUMB KID WHO SOMEHOW CANT ACCEPT YOU WERE DUMB AND WRONG ABOUT poo poo STOP IT STOP WITH THIS MANDELA EFFECT poo poo
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Ahh yes that very common rock flin Everything else is rock puns, this must also be a pun About the rock flin
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Mandela Effect is named after White kids being ignorant about Apartheid.
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The only one of those that ever seems accurate is if it's Berenstein Bears. Or is it Berenstain? I still gently caress that up.
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People letting their stupid dogs bark loudly early on a Sunday morning. It's not like people might like to sleep in on a Sunday. No, sir. Crazy talk. gently caress yooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu! 
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Leavemywife posted:The only one of those that ever seems accurate is if it's Berenstein Bears. Or is it Berenstain? I still gently caress that up. But that’s not a psychological effect it’s just people being wrong about a slightly unusual name!
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Okay look theres no way I'm wrong, the only reasonable explanation is that I'm from an alternate universe where a letter in the names of a children's book writer duo had one letter different
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The Mandela effect is when you'd rather claim that you're being gaslighted than admit you just didn't remember something correctly. Is there a real term for something like "beam me up, Scotty" or "Luke, I am your father", where people don't realize that the popular conception of something isn't the original version but assume it is? My favorite recent example is so many people attributing “I’m in love with cities I’ve never been to and people I’ve never met” to John Green that he himself came to believe he had written it (the real source was a John Green Tumblr).
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lavaca posted:The Mandela effect is when you'd rather claim that you're being gaslighted than admit you just didn't remember something correctly. r/retconned is full of people who think “we all died in 2012 and were sent to an alternate universe that’s slightly different” is a more reasonable explanation than “I misremembered something”. It’s wild.
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I'm still sparked up about flin
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Brawnfire posted:I'm still sparked up about flin Steel yourself for more puns then.
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On a similar note, I never realised the swashbuckling actor's name was actually Errol Flint. 
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What, you've never heard the term 'in like flint' before?
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lavaca posted:The Mandela effect is when you'd rather claim that you're being gaslighted than admit you just didn't remember something correctly. And sometimes people aren't even really misremembering. The Disney version of Snow White might have "magic mirror" but it is a fairy story with a billion different versions and a bunch of them will actually have "mirror mirror". Same with We Are the Champions: there are famous versions that end with "of the world", despite what articles on the Mandela effect claim.
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I don't know why all my pet peeves are about English grammar, and I promise when ESL people say these constructions it doesn't bother me at all, but I HATE it when people drop 'it'd be' from 'it'd be good if'. "Good if we could get this done by the end of the week" still isn't a sentence, put it back.
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Living in the cajun southern US is hell for that kind of thing. People just start sentences in the middle and expect you to mentally fill in everything that came before it while they continue to rattle off more words. edit: My pet peeve is Louisiana. Just like all of it. Don't live in Louisiana. Don't go to Louisiana. Don't think about Louisiana, it's not real, someone made it up and everyone's going along with the joke.
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I’m not sure if this is a safety thing or not, but if I’m not leaving for work by a certain time I’ll get stuck behind school buses who stop at individual houses now, and will wait over a minute for the kid to get on the bus. If there were just a few bus stops it would go a lot faster, because this just makes traffic terrible in the area I live.
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CJacobs posted:Living in the cajun southern US is hell for that kind of thing. People just start sentences in the middle and expect you to mentally fill in everything that came before it while they continue to rattle off more words. If you don’t like New Orleans you are an absolute clown.
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Henchman of Santa posted:If you don’t like New Orleans you are an absolute clown. Reposted for emphasis
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