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Dustcat posted:scott adams: screw waiting, let's get this over with *sucks disease out of a corona victim's lungs* pffft does he even have the ability to admit when he's wrong about something?
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Power_of_the_glory posted:It's crazy how much people downplay "it's only a 2% death rate." Imagine if you were taken to a room of 50 people. Imagine if the room was held hostage by a gunman who said "don't worry I'm only going to kill one of you and maim 6 others." You would not remain calm. You would poo poo yourself. I think it's the fact that the gunman also mumbles about how much he hates the elderly that has some goons not caring. But I like my parents so I get it.
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:A short educational video on Coronavirus spread. one n95 mask, never worn.
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:everything is going to be canceled. im waiting for sxsw to be canceled and austin freak out because while everyone hates it its a huge part of the economy lol the freak out from the "investors" that bought up easy side houses to list on Airbnb is gonna be amazing
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Shifty Pony posted:I keep reading COVID-19 as CORVID-19 and tbqh it would be pretty rad if the virus made you break out in crows. <~~~
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so the daily infection count is...counting crows.
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One weird trick to get boomers to care about paid time off and M4A discovered by a pathogen. Stocks hate her!
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stephenthinkpad posted:The 2% dead is no the most damaging thing, another thing that this virus has done massive damage is any industries that rely on gathering of people. Tourism, retail, catering, conventions, meeting, pro sports. Hell I might as well describing the entire service industry. Anything you can not do over the webcam will be down down down, for almost a year, for all developed countries. I'm relatively low risk, but gently caress if I'm going to any restaurants or movie theaters until this situation is "managed." I don't plan on becoming a shut in. But everything time I do something I will be thinking, "is this worth potentially being exposed by the Corvid for?." I'm likely going to catch it in the long run anyways, but I would rather catch it later when hopefully better treatments and infrastructure will be in place.
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pretty sure scott adams would use the power of his MIND to think his way out of needing supplemental oxygen.
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Dustcat posted:scott adams: screw waiting, let's get this over with *sucks disease out of a corona victim's lungs* He's 62. What's the case fatality rate for 60+?
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he's gonna find it is tough to breathe when you have a crow in your throat
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Power_of_the_glory posted:I'm relatively low risk, but gently caress if I'm going to any restaurants or movie theaters until this situation is "managed." I don't plan on becoming a shut in. But everything time I do something I will be thinking, "is this worth potentially being exposed by the Corvid for?." I'm likely going to catch it in the long run anyways, but I would rather catch it later when hopefully better treatments and infrastructure will be in place. i work in part on a university campus i figure the marginal risk of stopping at a taco shop is pretty low compared to being surrounded by tens of thousands of college students
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If I get it early and recover and have immunity I’m gonna travel across Europe with an entire plane to myself, staying in the most lavish hotels for €5 a night, the only tourist in the entire city wherever I go
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Nostalgic Cashew posted:He's 62. What's the case fatality rate for 60+? 3.6% ish
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I just read a take that blamed democrats for not coming together with trrmp and saying "hey this is bigger than us, let's work together" so now i'm either dead or completely immunized from all diseases
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doctor... my wife.. is she going to be ok? we're doing all we can, but I'll be honest... I've never seen anyone with jackdaws recover. Ravens we can treat, but the 'daws is a terrible sign. I'm sorry.
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Shifty Pony posted:he's gonna find it is tough to breathe when you have a crow in your throat gently caress, my last name is "Crow." I got so much poo poo for it when I was a kid.
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but doctor i am caronacci
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so is a cluster of cases 'a murder of covids'?
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Xisticide posted:This is probably related to this story from Friday, which would put it next to the post office collection point for half the city, a major supermarket and a pre-pack sandwich manufacturing plant. it's right next to a main post office collection point and dpd's main office there (another parcel delivery service) if he was in work infected on tuesday i wonder how many people nearby are calling in sick tomorrow
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a.lo posted:How am I suppose to make money out of all this? UVXY calls at opening bell expiring EoW. Sell 'em at opening bell the next day more or less.
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triple sulk posted:i think corona-chan my in fact be inside of me. feeling a little eh in the throat and not entirely short of breath but not feeling 100% either you're going to explode into a viscous goo of coronavirus 
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Bullfrog posted:The Virgin Downplayer:
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Victory Position posted:you're going to explode into a viscous goo of coronavirus man that would feel so weird
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:chili with beans is fine but its not real chili Chilli without beans is just spaghetti sauce
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Raccooon posted:Chilli without beans is just spaghetti sauce 
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I find it hard to believe that in that there have been only 9 cases in all of the combined former Soviet states, especially that there have been none in the central Asian countries between China and Iran 3 in Russia 3 in Georgia 1 in Belarus 1 in Lithuania 1 in Armenia
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twoday posted:I find it hard to believe that in that there have been only 9 cases in all of the combined former Soviet states, especially that there have been none in the central Asian countries between China and Iran Correct me if I'm wrong but do any of those countries have a functional public health care system that could reliably diagnose cases?
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Mayor Dave posted:Correct me if I'm wrong but do any of those countries have a functional public health care system that could reliably diagnose cases? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QKfWdRhU94 This hospital in Turkmenistan looks pretty nice, but unfortunately it seems to only be able to treat creepy mannequins
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Sedisp posted:One weird trick to get boomers to care about paid time off and M4A discovered by a pathogen. Stocks hate her! lol
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Mayor Dave posted:Correct me if I'm wrong but do any of those countries have a functional public health care system that could reliably diagnose cases? depends what you mean by functional lithuania's been... making improvements*; if they've been reasonably competent with the whole test kit situation (unlike, uh, us) i'd expect their numbers to be vaguely accurate treatment for acute cases is another matter entirely Goatse James Bond fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Mar 1, 2020 |
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https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1234149015853436929?s=19 🤔
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Bullfrog posted:The Virgin Downplayer:
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no it's cool, the pope can't be wrong
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Zotix posted:All the bean hype over the past two weeks just to have everyone come out against it in chili today. Very disappointing developments. Very sad. Right?
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