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https://i.imgur.com/6H2XA09.mp4
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 02:43 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 04:16 |
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Rose... bud.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 02:48 |
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Man I don't even want to know One of my computer monitors at work was dropped by the dudes that moved our offices around and while I'm now looking at getting a much nicer one, in the meantime it seems to be suggesting something
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 02:48 |
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Paladinus posted:Rose... bud.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 03:00 |
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Memento posted:Man I don't even want to know drat, your office is really out of date. MS DONG is almost 40 years old now. I don't remember Clippy being that well-endowed. Is that the newest update for Windows 10der? I heard they got rid of the Start menu. Is the new foreplay menu that much better? I'm so sorry, I'll sign myself out now.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 07:28 |
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"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve?"
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 08:47 |
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WITCHCRAFT posted:no fap november ended months ago, dude looks more like no crap november
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 08:51 |
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 17:59 |
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The Burgess shale is loving wild, man. For decades paleontologists didn't know which end of this thing was up. They're still not 100% on it.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 18:21 |
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RandomFerret posted:
Because the scientists keep getting fired every time the boss walks by and sees what they're looking at.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 18:43 |
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RandomFerret posted:The Burgess shale is loving wild, man. I thought the round thing at the end was the fossilized poop of the critter making GBS threads itself when it died.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 23:30 |
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Dying mid poo poo, just like Elvis and my grandfather.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 00:54 |
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The Cambrian explosion was loving wild when it came to animals. Nature basically throwing everything at the wall to see what stuck.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 03:44 |
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Dienes posted:I thought the round thing at the end was the fossilized poop of the critter making GBS threads itself when it died. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucigenia
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 05:56 |
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Prof. Banks posted:The Cambrian explosion was loving wild when it came to animals. Nature basically throwing everything at the wall to see what stuck. My favorite thing about the Cambrian explosion is that we have fossils from before it and we basically have no idea what they represent. Aspidella could be anything, for instance.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 06:20 |
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Knormal posted:Yep. Modern interpretations leave it sackless. Okay, but if it wore pants, would it be like this: or like this:
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 06:43 |
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Prof. Banks posted:The Cambrian explosion was loving wild when it came to animals. Nature basically throwing everything at the wall to see what stuck. By God, it's nothing but buttholes and dicks.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 07:15 |
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pseudorandom posted:Okay, but if it wore pants, would it be like this:
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 07:37 |
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Knormal posted:My god, why would you put its pants there, you pervert! but with like 10-12 s. Also spines.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 07:49 |
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Unperson_47 posted:By God, it's nothing but buttholes and dicks. Well, God was just an adolescent at the time.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 15:34 |
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Unperson_47 posted:By God, it's nothing but buttholes and dicks. Life is just a series of tubes
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 15:39 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Life is just a series of tubes Kind of makes you think, maybe we are all just evolved protuberances sprouting from our genitals instead of the other way around.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 18:17 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Life is just a series of tubes
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 22:31 |
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https://twitter.com/chelcielynnn/status/1232926611894202369
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 03:48 |
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 08:36 |
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Prof. Banks posted:The Cambrian explosion was loving wild when it came to animals. Nature basically throwing everything at the wall to see what stuck. Is that... a fish with fly eyes glued to it hammerhead style, wrapped in a transparent hotdog?
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 11:51 |
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Carecat posted:Is that... a fish with fly eyes glued to it hammerhead style, wrapped in a transparent hotdog? Your monitor is OFF
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 12:17 |
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Carecat posted:Is that... a fish with fly eyes glued to it hammerhead style, wrapped in a transparent hotdog? It's cool, there's a little thing coming along called The Great Dying that prunes most of these weird evolutionary branches.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 12:27 |
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The Great Dying is at the Permian-Triassic barrier though, not Cambrian
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 16:15 |
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The Other Great Dying
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 16:17 |
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There's been a few Great Dyings. There's one starting now, actually! You'll get to see it for yourself!
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 16:33 |
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RoboRodent posted:There's been a few Great Dyings. There's been a lot of them, there were at least four major extinction events during the Cambrian era alone. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_extinction_events Also since the sudden massive acceleration in the diversification of lifeforms at the time was called The Cambrian Explosion I've always argued that the mass extinctions events should have been called The Cambrian Implosions 1 Through 4 ...... but no one ever listens to me ....
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 16:48 |
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RoboRodent posted:There's been a few Great Dyings. how can we see if our eyes aren't alive
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 22:34 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:There's been a lot of them, there were at least four major extinction events during the Cambrian era alone. Apparently humanity saw that we only contributed to the Quaternary extinction and took it as a challenge.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 23:03 |
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I hope I never go back in time to those days cause I will have no idea what the gently caress to eat cause it all looks so goddamn alien.
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 19:03 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I hope I never go back in time to those days cause I will have no idea what the gently caress to eat cause it all looks so goddamn alien. You could be super lucky and go back to one of those times* when oxygen concentration in the atmosphere was at levels low enough to be insufficient or high enough to be toxic to humans and just die, so eating wouldn't be a problem. *95% of geological history
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# ? Mar 2, 2020 01:55 |
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DandyLion posted:Kind of makes you think, maybe we are all just evolved protuberances sprouting from our genitals instead of the other way around. Uhh we form around our bumholes, actually.
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# ? Mar 2, 2020 04:55 |
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Memento posted:You could be super lucky and go back to one of those times* when oxygen concentration in the atmosphere was at levels low enough to be insufficient or high enough to be toxic to humans and just die, so eating wouldn't be a problem. I wonder if if the levels would be great for a modern human even 100,000 years ago (not sure where to start looking that up).
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# ? Mar 2, 2020 05:00 |
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Pneub posted:I wonder if if the levels would be great for a modern human even 100,000 years ago (not sure where to start looking that up). "Cenozoic era atmospheric oxygen concentrations" is a search term that might start you off. The Cenozoic period is the last 66 million years. Quick googling tells me that at least for the last ~40 million years it's been within a percent of what it is now. 40 million years is <1% of geological time. Basically any time more than 500 million years ago there was less than 15% atmospheric oxygen, and any time more than 1.2 billion years ago, there was less than 1%.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Uhh we form around our bumholes, actually. Well I will if you ask nicely
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