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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970


this is actually what's gonna do us in, just so u all know

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Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

BONGHITZ posted:

this is actually what's gonna do us in, just so u all know

the virus is actually trying to save us

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

titty_baby_ posted:

That quote from azar is the dumbest loving thing I've ever heard. People ask why hes cutting the budget, sec says it's because it's for negotiations and theyll end up getting much higher. So why not just start it higher, it's the loving CDc and everyone's made because you proposed lower and AARFHFJRHHHHH

Trompf

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






jesus

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Pohl posted:

the virus is actually trying to save us

If it can do it without totally collapsing civilization, hey

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/TwitterMoments/status/1234354501378666496?s=20

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Pohl posted:

the virus is actually trying to save us

it's mostly killing olds

theory confirmed

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


loving disgusting

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Pohl posted:

the virus is actually trying to save us

virus 4 prez

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
potus is already 51% syphilis by volume

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
trunp MUST know that everything he touches turns to poo poo

why did he hate that restaurant

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



https://twitter.com/paleofuture/status/1234152364782698498

is that steven millers new wife with a walking stick in the background?

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

lorn Wayne posted:

trunp MUST know that everything he touches turns to poo poo

why did he hate that restaurant

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/728297587418247168?s=19

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

titty_baby_ posted:

That quote from azar is the dumbest loving thing I've ever heard. People ask why hes cutting the budget, sec says it's because it's for negotiations and theyll end up getting much higher. So why not just start it higher, it's the loving CDc and everyone's made because you proposed lower and AARFHFJRHHHHH

art of the deal binch!

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

https://twitter.com/paleofuture/status/1234152364782698498

is that steven millers new wife with a walking stick in the background?



lol imagine the self satisfied righteousness she felt when she heard the camera click click click

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


I....love.......Hispanics........?????

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002

new viper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnS_Vi_iOBY

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/aIucarda/status/1233583950108528640

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/BBCSteveR/status/1234364482316578816?s=20

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


slumfrog gets it

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

quote:

Behind the scenes with the policy wonk, power broker, romance novelist, lawyer and entrepreneur who just might be our next vice president

:yum:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Pancakes posted:

There is goddamn Twinkie cereal now. How the gently caress is that breakfast?

all cereals are a scam

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



cereal is good and kelogg was a saint

Aglet56
Sep 1, 2011
Polanski is a piece of poo poo but Rosemarys baby is really really good

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



kellogg believed in mandatory genital mutilation for all sexes so much he mutilated himself

if that aint king poo poo i dont know what is

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin
is it against the rules to wish COVID-19 on someone under secret service protection?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



torpl

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

not an endorsement posted:

kellogg believed in mandatory genital mutilation for all sexes so much he mutilated himself

if that aint king poo poo i dont know what is

i thought he simply didn't charge the j/o crystal as a lifestyle, or somethin

im probably way wrong

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin

not an endorsement posted:

kellogg believed in mandatory genital mutilation for all sexes so much he mutilated himself

if that aint king poo poo i dont know what is

what

is that in one of the story add-on mods?

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



Grandpa Palpatine posted:

what

is that in one of the story add-on mods?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg#Masturbation_prevention

quote:


a method of treatment [to prevent masturbation] ... and we have employed it with entire satisfaction. It consists in the application of one or more silver sutures in such a way as to prevent erection. The prepuce, or foreskin, is drawn forward over the glans, and the needle to which the wire is attached is passed through from one side to the other. After drawing the wire through, the ends are twisted together, and cut off close. It is now impossible for an erection to occur, and the slight irritation thus produced acts as a most powerful means of overcoming the disposition to resort to the practice

...

In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid (phenol) to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

lmao at this malcom gladwell bullshit

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Guy sounds like a monster that should have been killed tbh

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



Admiral Ray posted:

Guy sounds like a monster that should have been killed tbh

an alternative timeline with no frosted flakes

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Aglet56 posted:

Polanski is a piece of poo poo but Rosemarys baby is really really good

i made two really good shits today

and a booming fart

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





you won't get these poops on a diet of frosted flakes

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





I just saw a Lifetime movie called Sinister Minister and I now have a new favorite movie scene

I am going to get so much goddamn life out of this clip

https://i.imgur.com/t0RSV67.mp4

audio is vital

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




not an endorsement posted:

an alternative timeline with no frosted flakes

it was impossible to combine sugar and corn without stitching your dick closed or burning your clit off, thank god we had someone with the foresight to deliver

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Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

juche avocado posted:

i made two really good shits today

and a booming fart

Then you have gained full measure of life this day my friend

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