Germany Thread: KEIN FASCHISMUS LEUDE BIDDE

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > Germany Thread: KEIN FASCHISMUS LEUDE BIDDE

«‹›2043 »

Mithaldu: Sep 25, 2007; Let's cuddle.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Anyway, I'm not trying to bum out the thread, here's a picture of my chilis ready for deployment into the gro�e weite Welt.
Sent them on their way this morning, and I'm sad to see them go.

Not sure the young'uns should be reading SA already, but they look nice.

Also i think you post good faith.

# ? Feb 29, 2020 17:54

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 13, 2024 05:41

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

the big Real grocery store seemed about normal in Mainz today, though the vegetable bins were a bit barren

that seems fairly normal for Saturday though

# ? Feb 29, 2020 17:58

Goons Are Gifts: Jan 1, 1970

Well given the massive losses that happened in the entire DAX family at least we can Kurbel the Wirtschaft an again by Hamstering everything that's remotely stackable.

Also I can book an entire movie at the local theater all for myself now, that's great.

# ? Feb 29, 2020 18:11

Peggotty: May 9, 2014

How are you still talking about this when someone was rude to a billionaire this very afternoon smh

# ? Feb 29, 2020 19:00

Torrannor: Apr 27, 2013; ---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Duzzy Funlop posted:

/edit:
Well, this certainly isn't the WoT thread

What does WoT stand for?

# ? Feb 29, 2020 19:22

Honj Steak: May 31, 2013; Hi there.

Just left the apartment for Edeka after 6 days of getting rid of the flu. Only shelves that were empty: handsoap, fish sticks, barilla pasta sauce. I hamstered by buying two of everything I usually buy.

# ? Feb 29, 2020 19:28

Infected: Oct 17, 2012; Salt Incarnate

Torrannor posted:

What does WoT stand for?

Despair and suffering curiously enough.

# ? Feb 29, 2020 20:06

Libluini: May 18, 2012; I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...; Grimey Drawer

Torrannor posted:

What does WoT stand for?

A famous series of fantasy novels, the Wheel of Time

# ? Feb 29, 2020 21:18

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

Goons Are Great posted:

Well given the massive losses that happened in the entire DAX family at least we can Kurbel the Wirtschaft an again by Hamstering everything that's remotely stackable.

Also I can book an entire movie at the local theater all for myself now, that's great.

I think it's good that you try to keep Number's spirit up in these trying times but we shouldn't lie to it. Unless everyone starts to eat twice as much the Hamsterk�ufe will be a zero sum game.

# ? Feb 29, 2020 23:36

Babies Getting Rabies: Apr 21, 2007; Sugartime Jones

FAZ asking the hard questions

# ? Mar 1, 2020 00:48

Torrannor: Apr 27, 2013; ---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Libluini posted:

A famous series of fantasy novels, the Wheel of Time

That's what I thought, yet I haven't seen Duzzy post in the "Robert Jordan's The Waste of Time - Spanking the Dragon: Now An Amazon Series!" thread, and now I'm wondering if there are two of those :confused:

# ? Mar 1, 2020 06:38

Decius: Oct 14, 2005; Ramrod XTreme

Zwille posted:

Imagine living several weeks on senseo coffee

The most white Hipster post in a thread full of white Hipsters.

# ? Mar 1, 2020 07:20

cant cook creole bream: Aug 15, 2011; I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

Living in the Rheinland, I really think they should have canceled their stupid Karneval this year. It's mostly just tedious anyway. Also the weather was poo poo.
Still kinda hoping, that this will blow over once May comes around. I am going on an international trip by then and don't really want to be quarantined, or lie in a bed for weeks.
Also, people dying is bad too, I guess.

I have sort of a high risk, because there are cases in my town already and my work requires me to travel a lot by train and sit in giant halls with hundreds of people. If I have it and don't know about it, soon a lot of other people will, too.

# ? Mar 1, 2020 08:28

Einbauschrank: Nov 5, 2009

I don't have a car, so I can't shop for more than fits into a bag pack and two large Ikea-T�ten.

This week end I had a car available and used it to buy bulky/weighty stuff like toilet paper, tin cans, milk and a crate of beer. When checking out the cashier winked at me and I wanted to scream "I am not a dirty hoarder, I am a posh car haver!"

But I could only hang my head in shame as the bystanders downvoted me with their looks.

Also LOL at that (interesting) Sarajevo list from last page. You can tell it's a boomer thing from the 90ies because "no electricity" is listed as an option. Millennials would be ok with being quarantined in their homes, as it wouldn't really change their life style. But no internet would make them meltdown without even being able to tweet about it.

Einbauschrank fucked around with this message at 08:47 on Mar 1, 2020

# ? Mar 1, 2020 08:44

demonicon: Mar 29, 2011

Einbauschrank posted:

I don't have a car, so I can't shop for more than fits into a bag pack and two large Ikea-Tüten.

This week end I had a car available and used it to buy bulky/weighty stuff like toilet paper, tin cans, milk and a crate of beer. When checking out the cashier winked at me and I wanted to scream "I am not a dirty hoarder, I am a posh car haver!"

But I could only hang my head in shame as the bystanders downvoted me with their looks.

Also LOL at that (interesting) Sarajevo list from last page. You can tell it's a boomer thing from the 90ies because "no electricity" is listed as an option. Millennials would be ok with being quarantined in their homes, as it wouldn't really change their life style. But no internet would make them meltdown without even being able to tweet about it.

Wait, you were having doubts about buying a crate of beer?

# ? Mar 1, 2020 08:55

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Well, it's preparing for the wrong type of flu. Immunosuppressants worked with the spanish flu, but don't with this one. I, too, would give disapproving looks.

# ? Mar 1, 2020 09:07

Haramstufe Rot: Jun 24, 2016

Einbauschrank posted:

I don't have a car, so I can't shop for more than fits into a bag pack and two large Ikea-T�ten.

This week end I had a car available and used it to buy bulky/weighty stuff like toilet paper, tin cans, milk and a crate of beer. When checking out the cashier winked at me and I wanted to scream "I am not a dirty hoarder, I am a posh car haver!"

But I could only hang my head in shame as the bystanders downvoted me with their looks.

Also LOL at that (interesting) Sarajevo list from last page. You can tell it's a boomer thing from the 90ies because "no electricity" is listed as an option. Millennials would be ok with being quarantined in their homes, as it wouldn't really change their life style. But no internet would make them meltdown without even being able to tweet about it.

I did a huge haul last week in morning, as it was obvious this would be coming and I didn't want to go into the chaos this weekend.
The comment I got was "Sehr flei�ig, sehr flei�ig".

# ? Mar 1, 2020 12:35

oliwan: Jul 20, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

I'm going to berghain tonight, and if anyone of the 2000+ people there has the virus it will spread immediately to everyone else. wish me luck!!! or not, if you're an :evilbuddy:

# ? Mar 1, 2020 13:36

Dommolus Magnus: Feb 27, 2013

oliwan posted:

I'm going to berghain tonight, and if anyone of the 2000+ people there has the virus it will spread immediately to everyone else. wish me luck!!! or not, if you're an

At least try to infect some Schwaben too.

(I'm joking, of course. The chances that the virus is capable of making the jump to different lifeforms are rather remote.)

# ? Mar 1, 2020 18:53

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

oliwan posted:

I'm going to berghain tonight, and if anyone of the 2000+ people there has the virus it will spread immediately to everyone else. wish me luck!!! or not, if you're an

Do you still love the Corona virus, though?

# ? Mar 1, 2020 19:01

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

oliwan posted:

I'm going to berghain tonight, and if anyone of the 2000+ people there has the virus it will spread immediately to everyone else. wish me luck!!! or not, if you're an

Godspeed, Superspreitzer.

# ? Mar 1, 2020 20:48

Smirr: Jun 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/creamspeak/status/1234223788511940608?s=19

# ? Mar 2, 2020 07:05

cant cook creole bream: Aug 15, 2011; I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

I like those guys who buy dozens of water bottles, like it's a global collapse where tap water goes dry in a week.

# ? Mar 2, 2020 08:22

Randler: Jan 3, 2013; ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Still cannot get over how politicians are starting to put effort into this just after it turned out to kill boomers first. Meanwhile I cannot get property treatment for my circulatory issues unless I pay out of pocket thanks to SPD and Greens cuts to the health system.

I hope oliwan spreads the plague in the Berghain so I can be buried atop a pile of boomers corpses.

# ? Mar 2, 2020 08:45

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

Dommolus Magnus posted:

At least try to infect some Schwaben too.

(I'm joking, of course. The chances that the virus is capable of making the jump to different lifeforms are rather remote.)

it is a zoonotic disease, do not be so sure.

# ? Mar 2, 2020 09:10

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

I never liked zooners either, FWIW.

# ? Mar 2, 2020 09:45

Haramstufe Rot: Jun 24, 2016

Smirr posted:

https://twitter.com/creamspeak/status/1234223788511940608?s=19

Here we have these Pumpen in each street. Apparently they are still maintained, they sure as hell still work.
So even with water cutting out we are fine

# ? Mar 2, 2020 12:30

Perestroika: Apr 8, 2010

A challenger appears.

quote:

Die Th�ringer AfD schickt ihren Landespartei- und Fraktionschef Bj�rn H�cke in die Ministerpr�sidentenwahl am 4. M�rz. Wie aus einem Schreiben der Fraktion an die Landtagspr�sidentin hervorgeht, wird H�cke kandidieren. Damit tritt er gegen den Linke-Politiker Bodo Ramelow an. Welche weiteren Kandidaten in welchen Wahlg�ngen kandidieren wollen, ist noch nicht entschieden.

https://www.zeit.de/politik/deutschland/2020-03/thueringen-bjoern-hoecke-kandidiert-bei-ministerpraesidentenwahl

# ? Mar 2, 2020 13:41

Sereri: Sep 30, 2008; awwwrigami

Let's see if there are CDUlers dumb enough to vote for Ossi-Hitler

# ? Mar 2, 2020 13:47

Peggotty: May 9, 2014

What's the dumbest possible thing the CDU and FDP could do? Because that is what's going to happen.

# ? Mar 2, 2020 15:30

Perestroika: Apr 8, 2010

Since this is the chaos timeline, I'll say <=5 votes f�r H�cke coming from someplace other than the AfD, and both FDP and CDU continuously denying it and pointing fingers at one another.

# ? Mar 2, 2020 15:32

Zwille: Aug 18, 2006; * _{For the Ghost Who Walks Funny}

H�cke�s gonna win it by some really dumb margin and it�s gonna be the SPD�s fault.

# ? Mar 2, 2020 15:42

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

The Forschungs- und Innovationszentrum is now off limits :lol:

https://www.sueddeutsche.de/bayern/coronavirus-bayern-newsblog-1.4775078

quote:

Auch ein M�nchner BMW-Mitarbeiter hat sich mit dem Erreger angesteckt. Der Konzern schickt nun vorsorglich 150 Kollegen nach Hause.

# ? Mar 2, 2020 17:49

Randler: Jan 3, 2013; ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Alternative von der Alternative

# ? Mar 2, 2020 18:40

Venomous: Nov 7, 2011

Why the poo poo aren't bidets normalised in Germany

# ? Mar 2, 2020 21:25

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

Venomous posted:

Why the poo poo aren't bidets normalised in Germany

German assholes are very sensitive. Scrubbing them twice a day under the shower is enough of a structural strain.

# ? Mar 2, 2020 21:49

Wengy: Feb 6, 2008

Venomous posted:

Why the poo poo aren't bidets normalised in Germany

Or Switzerland. If I was able to design my own bathroom, a bidet would be the first item on the list.

Also, oliwan is right - the crash is good because it will allow me to put some more money into my puny Fondsdepot once the Talsohle has been reached. Didn�t think he was a fellow Hobbyinvestor, but hey, cool

# ? Mar 2, 2020 23:07

System Metternich: Feb 28, 2010; But what did he mean by that?

The Thuringia saga continues with a twist I honestly didn't see coming:

Der Spiegel posted:

Corona-Verdachtsfall in der CDU-Fraktion
Ein Th�ringer CDU-Abgeordneter hat sich wom�glich mit dem neuen Coronavirus infiziert. Nach SPIEGEL-Informationen droht auch Ex-Ministerpr�sident Ramelow eine Quarant�ne.

Ein Abgeordneter der Th�ringer CDU-Fraktion steht wegen des Verdachts einer Infektion mit dem neuen Coronavirus unter Quarant�ne. Das erfuhr der SPIEGEL aus Parteikreisen. Zuerst hatte die "Th�ringer Allgemeine" �ber den Verdachtsfall berichtet. Dieser solle schnellstm�glich gekl�rt werden, sagte ein Fraktionssprecher der Zeitung.

Der Abgeordnete sei mit einem 57-j�hrigen Mann aus dem Saale-Orla-Kreis, der sich mit dem neuen Virus infiziert habe, in den Winterferien im Skiurlaub in Italien gewesen, sagte ein Sprecher des Th�ringer Gesundheitsministeriums.

Nach SPIEGEL-Informationen geh�rte der Abgeordnete zu der Gruppe aus vier CDU-Parlamentariern, die sich im Th�ringer Landtag mit Rot-Rot-Gr�n in mehrst�ndigen Sitzungen auf einen Kompromiss der vier Parteien geeinigt hatten. Der betreffende Skiurlaub fand vor den Verhandlungsrunden statt.

Auch Ramelow droht Quarant�ne

Bis sp�testens 19 Uhr am Dienstag soll ein Ergebnis vorliegen, ob der Corona-Verdacht zutrifft. Sollte der CDU-Abgeordnete infiziert sein, m�sste nach SPIEGEL-Informationen auch der Ex-Ministerpr�sident Bodo Ramelow unter Quarant�ne. Ebenfalls betroffen w�re die gesamte CDU-Landtagsfraktion, die drei Verhandler der SPD, Gr�nen und Linken � ebenso die Mitglieder des Haushalts- und Finanzausschusses.

F�r Mittwoch ist die Wahl des k�nftigen th�ringischen Ministerpr�sidenten geplant. Der Verdachtsfall k�nnte den Termin nun allerdings gef�hrden. Eine f�r Dienstag geplante Sitzung der CDU-Fraktion, in der sie sich noch einmal f�r den Wahltag besprechen will, soll dennoch stattfinden.

Nach dem Debakel um die Wahl des FDP-Politikers Thomas Kemmerich, der vor vier Wochen mit den Stimmen von CDU, Liberalen und AfD ins Amt gehievt wurde und nach einer Welle der Emp�rung kurz darauf wieder zur�cktrat, will sich der fr�here Regierungschef Bodo Ramelow am Mittwoch im Landtag erneut zur Wahl stellen.

FDP-Fraktion will bei der Wahl den Saal verlassen

Ramelows rot-rot-gr�nem B�ndnis, mit dem er bereits in den vergangenen f�nf Jahren regierte, fehlen im neuen Landtag vier Stimmen f�r eine Mehrheit. Deshalb ist er bei der Ministerpr�sidentenwahl zumindest in den ersten beiden Wahlg�ngen auf Stimmen von CDU oder FDP angewiesen. Die Linke hofft auf einzelne CDU-Stimmen bereits im ersten Wahlgang. Mit AfD-Stimmen will Ramelow nicht ins Amt gew�hlt werden.

Allerdings hat die FDP-Fraktion inzwischen erkl�rt, bei der Wahl den Plenarsaal verlassen zu wollen, um ihre Ablehnung sowohl von Ramelow als auch des Th�ringer AfD-Chefs Bj�rn H�cke auszudr�cken. "Wenn Sie dokumentieren wollen, dass Sie beide Kandidaten ablehnen, k�nnen Sie an dem Wahlgang nicht teilnehmen", sagte der Sprecher der Th�ringer FDP-Fraktion, Thomas Philipp Reiter. Zur Begr�ndung sagte er, dass die Stimmzettel keine Nein-Stimmen vors�hen. "Eine Enthaltung ist kein Nein." Es gebe einen entsprechenden Fraktionsbeschluss f�r den Plan.

Th�ringens frisch gew�hlter CDU-Fraktionschef Mario Voigt wies hingegen Forderungen der Jungen Union (JU) nach einem Verlassen des Saals zur�ck. "Abgeordnete sind nicht daf�r gew�hlt, sich aus der Verantwortung zu stehlen", sagte Voigt im MDR. Das gelte "auch beim Wahlakt und f�r jede andere sachliche Entscheidung danach auch - und deswegen ist das absolut keine Option".

Der JU-Vorsitzende Tilman Kuban hatte die Th�ringer CDU-Abgeordneten zuvor aufgefordert, bei der Wahl des Ministerpr�sidenten am Mittwoch den Plenarsaal zu verlassen. Die Beschlusslage der CDU lasse keine Zusammenarbeit mit AfD oder Linkspartei zu - "auch keine indirekte", sagte er den Zeitungen der Funke-Mediengruppe.

# ? Mar 3, 2020 14:00

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

Begun, the Great Boomer Death has

# ? Mar 3, 2020 14:54

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 13, 2024 05:41

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

System Metternich posted:

The Thuringia saga continues with a twist I honestly didn't see coming:

Welch Handlungszwirbler!

# ? Mar 3, 2020 15:26

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > Germany Thread: KEIN FASCHISMUS LEUDE BIDDE

«‹›2043 »