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not an endorsement posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg#Masturbation_prevention sounds like a great way to gently caress up your dick with a unretractable foreskin???
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Marzzle posted:sounds like a great way to gently caress up your dick with a unretractable foreskin??? i'm not hearing a downside
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i think i should throw a huge party that nobody shows up to because nobody likes me
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tacodaemon posted:i think i should throw a huge party that nobody shows up to because nobody likes me then i could do that other movie cliché, "crying in the shower while fully clothed for some reason"
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Mayor Dave posted:i'm not hearing a downside won't smegama like, eventually take over your whole dick and you'll constantly have your dick moist with piss?
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tacodaemon posted:i think i should throw a huge party that nobody shows up to because nobody likes me having done this, it owns op
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juche avocado posted:you won't get these poops on a diet of frosted flakes buddy that's loser talk, you need to psych your butt up
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very wikipedian right here https://twitter.com/wiki_tmnt/status/1234358166709817345
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Vim Fuego posted:he;ll yeah sad that the only person among us alive to see this in person will be truingp
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:https://twitter.com/paleofuture/status/1234152364782698498
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triple sulk posted:bernie's gonna get neutral milk hotel to reunite again https://twitter.com/astradisastra/status/1234313534407892992?s=21
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Fuckin owned, god drat
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tacodaemon posted:very wikipedian right here ahahah
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juche avocado posted:i made two really good shits today i always appreciate the sort of poop that starts like a champagne cork popped
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tacodaemon posted:i think i should throw a huge party that nobody shows up to because nobody likes me u wish (the party would be packed)
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Quoting for later. Also if anyone wants to take a look at my tup spank bank of gifs and photoshops I have them all here. 
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Bulgakov posted:i always appreciate the sort of poop that starts like a champagne cork popped I call that “firing off a live round”
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eating some toasted seaweed snacks to own the libs right now (and also make sure im full up on iodine and other ocean minerals i dunno)
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iodine on these nuts, bntch
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sorry im only interested in dr gay hitler
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eating a snack using anything other than a pair of chopsticks is a fool's errand imo
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Godlessdonut posted:It's trimp now. Love trimp. Anyway, why did Pete drop out? What a loser
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Is it seriously going to be between Biden and Bernie? Seriously? That is loving insane. Biden has completely lost his mind
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A biden v trump debate might actually fry me
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time 2 cap off this weekend beer bender with some homemade cheeseburger before falling asleep love,, donald joh nsturmp
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pediatrics is one of the harder medicine specializations to get into because you have to diagnose symptoms in a patient who doenst have the life experience, social awareness, or vocabulary to express their symptoms as someone who is only 49.75 years young i put full faith in my pediatrician, and also i like sitting in a horsey when i visit my doctor and make my son wait in the waiting room. i once bitch slapped my primary caregiver because they offered my son a toy from the cardboard treasure chest and he didnt deserve it because he refuses to seek help for his heterosexuality
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Bulgakov posted:time 2 cap off this weekend beer bender with some homemade cheeseburger before falling asleep Is it wrong that I just assume your always on a beer bender?
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my 28 year old son, picking me up from work early: "Why am I picking you up for your doctor's appointment? I thought this was my custody fun day. Straight Uncle Cumshitter would have taken me to play lazer tag." "because i can play younger than you in movies. if i wanted to be in movies. shut up and drive straight boy"
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cumshitter posted:pediatrics is one of the harder medicine specializations to get into because you have to diagnose symptoms in a patient who doenst have the life experience, social awareness, or vocabulary to express their symptoms 
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i wish that was me also there's really nothing more humbling and just brain-breaking than astronomy and origins of energy/matter
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Xaris posted:i wish that was me anythings possible with the power of positive thinking friend here check out my TED Talk
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