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my pediatrician: "I... I don't even know how to prescribe Truvada. I think I'd be legally mandated to report it to Child Protective Services if I did." me: yeah ok just prescribe me the strongest dose you can doctor fun time clownshoes also i want one of those sticky goo hands that fucks up the wall paint i love those things
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lorn Wayne posted:my boss is obsessed with Ted talks and lovely growth hacker podcasts and appears to be convinced that The Social Network is a documentary and all we have to do is come in and draw a formula on a window and bang we're billionaires and gently caress you start looking for a new job also unionize also gently caress malcom gladwell, what a loving succ rear end transphobic piec eof poo poo thinker that only the most dumbest loving moron woke pmc ted talk libs think is good. wow chunky pasta sauce!!! who knew?? and tie your shoe laces!
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Xaris posted:start looking for a new job way ahead of you, tbh I'm sick of trying to find a half decent tech job tho that isn't completely beyond my skillset so idk, maybe I'll take some time off soon to train, goku style what's that boss? you have a 70% employee turnover rate in the last year because they all grew sick of your poo poo? no no dw, it's the children who are wrong
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thank you for the good images, actual satan
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tfw when you start tripping balls in a public place e: thanks a lot, satan
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tacodaemon posted:important QAnon update lol at constantly saying "delta" instead of "difference" because they think it makes them sound smart
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i thought i barely had enough meat and cheese for a single burg but i had enough for a triple cheeseburger burger delish
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CODChimera posted:Is it wrong that I just assume your always on a beer bender? yes that was yesterday and today ive intensely cut back from the boozin. i prolly just statistically  during those times. i dunnosincerely, dobald h tring
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oh a new johnny oliver video about the corona virus. after he endorsed m4a i got suspiciously back on board lets see how this goes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c09m5f7Gnic
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drat this smart dust got me fuuuuuuuuckd up
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CODChimera posted:Is it seriously going to be between Biden and Bernie? Seriously? That is loving insane. Biden has completely lost his mind so hes entirely qualified to be a modern president
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lorn Wayne posted:my boss is obsessed with Ted talks and lovely growth hacker podcasts and appears to be convinced that The Social Network is a documentary and all we have to do is come in and draw a formula on a window and bang we're billionaires and gently caress you your boss sounds like he can be sold on anytbing.and you should take advantage of that this may be difficult because he knows you and he sounds like the specific kind of idiot who distrusts people he knows but thinks every stranger he meets is a genius with all the answers. figure out a way to make your boss not recognize you
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cumshitter posted:your boss sounds like he can be sold on anytbing.and you should take advantage of that hi cumshitter give me ur money 
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freckle posted:gently caress you
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tacodaemon posted:i think i should throw a huge party that nobody shows up to because nobody likes me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voNEgCKzves
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not an endorsement posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg#Masturbation_prevention sewing my dick shut to own the libs
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cumshitter posted:your boss sounds like he can be sold on anytbing.and you should take advantage of that reset my tax password
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i caught a case of the hiccups but my buddy j trulml is flying here on airforce once tho, to spook the ‘cups outta me
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trump is a piece of poo poo gently caress poo poo
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Solarin posted:trump is a piece of poo poo gently caress poo poo No he is the president who also kisses and hugs the flag and says "I love you baby" to the flag.
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Bulgakov posted:every time i see chuck todd's face he is always dumber looking than I last remembered not to frighten anyone but goatees are gonna make a comeback at some point and we should be prepared
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Fix posted:No he is the president who also kisses and hugs the flag and says "I love you baby" to the flag. fuckng and cuming on the flag is patriotism
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Solarin posted:fuckng and cuming on the flag is patriotism pls do not impregnate the flag. That is how we get guams.
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Vim Fuego posted:so hes entirely qualified to be a modern president yeah im just worried he might be too qualified
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The Muppets On PCP posted:not to frighten anyone but goatees are gonna make a comeback at some point and we should be prepared i read that as goatses and was wondering what the fuss was about
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punchymcpunch posted:reset my tax password get over here and rebalance my portfolio to better reflect my risk preferences bitch e: im talking to cumshitter, no offence punchy
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why don't any of these rich assholes ever wear a suit that fits right? They could all afford to have a closet full of the finest suits tailored for them and they all look like they bought it in separate pieces at an outlet without even trying anything on
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a cool thing is i got my tax refund the same day the water pump on my car died so i get to spend $935 making sure the poo poo doesn't overheat
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Admiral Ray posted:orbeez nuts
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K9 posted:i read that as goatses and was wondering what the fuss was about goatses never went away
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