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Spergin Morlock posted:goatses never went away it's been a while since i last gently chuckled "hello, old friend"
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K9 posted:still not clear on orbeez Orbeez are actually superabsorbent polymers that grow to more than 100 times their volume when placed in water. And just what the hell are polymers, you ask? Excellent question! Because I asked myself the same thing. The Orbeez website (which is about as scientific as I feel like getting about this), says that polymers are several molecules joined together and they grow when the water is absorbed in the spaces between the molecules. Apparently, polymers were invented way back in the ’60s to irrigate crops during droughts. Who knew! But we parents better know polymers as the tiny beads inside diapers. That’s right, Orbeez are basically just colorful diaper pellets. orbeez are the only thing keeping the poop from trickling down the president's legs, please show some respect
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baw posted:polymers were invented way back in the ’60s
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i mean you could probably safely eat one Orbeez, as a treat
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It would be a delightful irony if the president caught corona virus via a Filet O Fish because he was scared of someone trying to poison him with regular food.
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Spergin Morlock posted:goatses never went away what if goatses one of us just a slob like one of us
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just a stranger on the bus showing u his ring
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GrimGypsy posted:why don't any of these rich assholes ever wear a suit that fits right? They could all afford to have a closet full of the finest suits tailored for them and they all look like they bought it in separate pieces at an outlet without even trying anything on he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. oscar wilde
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punchymcpunch posted:he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. oscar wilde Pretty sure that was Avenged Sevenfold
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Solarin posted:jesus christ I am fat 
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I don't even remember Beto dropping out.
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angerbeet posted:It would be a delightful irony if the president caught corona virus via a Filet O Fish because he was scared of someone trying to poison him with regular food. thats not possible, cos he already caught it from some dude with the flu who hugged him and coughed on his, according to one of his anecdotes
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Epic High Five posted:Pretty sure that was Avenged Sevenfold INTERIOR SMOKY BAR FRED DURST orders a drink. Whiskey, neat. FRED These socially conscious lyrics dont write emselves ya know bub. NICK FURY Mr Durst... I'm putting a band together
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punchymcpunch posted:INTERIOR SMOKY BAR And that band.....is an onnimalevolent surveillance craft with full capacity to act as judge jury and executioner, which Fury didn't think about too hard apparently right until the end
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if loki takes away your vote, just vote him out
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fine ill do it...for the president!
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A big old side of virus steak
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not an endorsement posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg#Masturbation_prevention https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RblbZQth0KE
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The Alpha Centauri posted:
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The Alpha Centauri posted:
Trump makes these things possible for us
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Bulgakov posted:i thought i barely had enough meat and cheese for a single burg but i had enough for a triple cheeseburger burger The President makes this possible
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Lawman 0 posted:that was supposed to be a tattoo? It sounds like the tattoo wasn't depicting thunberg? seems like one of those tattoos you end up paying a bunch to remove in a year lol
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Gripweed posted:Has the economy collapsed yet? yes many times
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Gripweed posted:Has the economy collapsed yet? Trimp futures looking to make solid gains, invest now
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I cannot wait till Donald Trump is no longer president and people like Lindsey Graham have to explain themselves
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a.lo posted:I cannot wait till Donald Trump is no longer president and people like Lindsey Graham have to explain themselves trump is gonna be remembered as a president who, despite his unorthodox approach, gave a much needed boost to a lacklustre economic recovery, which was technically the democrats fault,
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Tmuro.
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