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I've looked at the data and crunched the numbers and I can only come to one conclusion: in order for BYOB to survive, we're going to need to sell out and sell out hard. As it stands the yob cannot continue much longer in its current state so in order to bring in more cash flow we're going to need to come up with ways that we, as an online community, can just give in to "the man" as it were. And no, having a bake sale is not selling out. Neither is having a baked sale. |
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this post brought to you by pall mall cigarettes
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# ? Mar 2, 2020 04:20 |
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squarespace vs. me undies who would win trick question, it's a tie for first |
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We could sell ad space on the hammock and also possibly the cat. |
# ? Mar 2, 2020 04:34 |
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Hanging around awkwardly after I post until I get a tip |
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*cough* |
# ? Mar 2, 2020 04:45 |
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heartbreaking plea to visit our gofundme but the links all take you to the byob reggae
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# ? Mar 2, 2020 04:51 |
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Manifisto posted:heartbreaking plea to visit our gofundme but the links all take you to the byob reggae |
# ? Mar 2, 2020 04:52 |
Mr. Dick's making a song in 4/4 with a beat that's just kick/snare/kick/snare...... He is on it. ---------------- |
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# ? Mar 2, 2020 05:32 |
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Mr. Dick posted:Mr. Dick's making a song in 4/4 with a beat that's just kick/snare/kick/snare...... will there be some chords in a I-V-vi-IV progression, he asked hopefully
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Manifisto posted:will there be some chords in a I-V-vi-IV progression, he asked hopefully If there isn't I'm sending him back to the studio |
# ? Mar 2, 2020 06:09 |
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BYOB finally had to start using coupons and looking for deals |
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just post ™️ brought to you by byob®️ |
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Kief Richards posted:BYOB finally had to start using coupons and looking for deals This got dark... |
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Heather Papps posted:this post brought to you by pall mall cigarettes |
# ? Mar 2, 2020 08:27 |
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BYOB sold out and then THIS happened |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:BYOB sold out and then THIS happened Will I believe what happens next? |
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Macnult posted:so it goes |
# ? Mar 2, 2020 14:04 |
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I improved my shitposting productivity by moving my office closer to the toilet. My PPS (posts per poo poo) is going to go way up! |
# ? Mar 2, 2020 15:22 |
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Budweiser Yahoo Oreos Bud lite
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# ? Mar 2, 2020 15:55 |
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Hey folks! It's time to... Bring your own bank Be your own boss Bake your own blunt Burn your only breeches Build your own bunker and... Buy your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own bring your own .... <3 <3 Vanisher |
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What if BYOB gets a job??? |
# ? Mar 2, 2020 17:22 |
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Kief Richards posted:What if BYOB gets a job??? Is the weed store hiring? |
# ? Mar 2, 2020 17:25 |
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all of byob crammed into one mascot costume, spinning a sign i dibs left lower leg!
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biosterous posted:all of byob crammed into one mascot costume, spinning a sign I'm the butt |
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biosterous posted:all of byob crammed into one mascot costume, spinning a sign Hotbox the byob voltron. |
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Hello and good evening interested investors, I am here today to proven you why buying shares of the BYOB Inc. ©®™~~$$$$¿{} <> (copyrighted registered trademark that maybe makes a lot dollars lol upside down question mark oh now a cat is walking over the keyboard) brand is worth considering in these dire times of complicated financial decisions. First of all, posts. You want to lurk, we have the posts for that. That's just a fact and you can check it by clicking on the myriad of ads we've placed. Second of all, quality. Every post in byob is automatically goldmine status for other forums. We here at BYOB Inc.©®™~~$$$$¿{} <> have much higher standards but if we would lower our expectations to those of lesser forums, all of them would exceed those expectations immediately. Third of all, weed. Buy shares and you get weed. Period. Second of all, you can count on us, because we know how to count. Additionally, if you buy our stuff right now, we will be happy. That's the best deal of your life, you do one thing and will then make multiple (>2) yobbers happy. Now, to really convince you, let me quote the entirety of the bill of rights.
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# ? Mar 2, 2020 17:55 |
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BYOB sells out for 30 pieces of silver (haze)
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Goons Are Great posted:Hello and good evening interested investors, I am here today to proven you why buying shares of the BYOB Inc. ©®™~~$$$$¿{} <> (copyrighted registered trademark that maybe makes a lot dollars lol upside down question mark oh now a cat is walking over the keyboard) brand is worth considering in these dire times of complicated financial decisions.
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thats right, byob SOLD OUT, in its first DAY on the market. actually in the first HOUR. really the vast majority of it was sold in the first few minutes, as those who had lined up for days--a line that snaked past block after block, as far as the eyes could see--bought the maximum amount of byob they could afford. what does that leave the rest of us with? no byob?? not so fast! there will be a second offering! a chance for you to get your very own slice of byob! now, I can see what you're thinking: "where do I line up?" and indeed there are undoubtedly people lining up right now. there's no announced location to buy byob, mind you; they're lining up where they THINK the sale will occur. they're preparing for days, even weeks of waiting. we admire their dedication! but here's a little secret: instead of lining up, you can get your very own code that will entitle you to acquire shares of byob from the comfort of your computer chair! it will be fast and GUARANTEED! after all, our motto is "buy your own byob," its right there in the name. to get your code, post in the "hello welcome & chat" thread and tell us a little about yourself. pets? hobbies? crimes? we like 'em all! sincerely, byob
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Goons Are Great posted:multiple (>2) yobbers *squints suspiciously*
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Manifisto posted:*squints suspiciously* lol |
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New decade, new image. Dick* *the poster formerly known as Mr. Dick ---------------- |
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 01:27 |
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BYOB: We'll pay you to kick our assesTM |
# ? Mar 3, 2020 02:25 |
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I am waiting til black friday
<3 <3 Vanisher |
# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:06 |
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i am willing to pay TOP dollar for a professional BYOB sig, however it must include the phrase "You're in good hands with Allstate"
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:52 |
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BYOB regrets pointing Jesus out, now BYOB feels bad and will now kill itself by hanging on an upside down cross. |
# ? Mar 3, 2020 14:48 |
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I know BYOB has a strict no-politics rule, but for the low low price of $20 Million, we could rename the post button to "Bloomberg" |
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code:
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Manifisto posted:thats right, byob SOLD OUT, in its first DAY on the market. actually in the first HOUR. really the vast majority of it was sold in the first few minutes, as those who had lined up for days--a line that snaked past block after block, as far as the eyes could see--bought the maximum amount of byob they could afford.
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