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Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

PRADA SLUT posted:

If they just bulldozed the ruin and built a Tudor over it, this thread would be rubbing their collective nipples over “preserving the architectural history” or some poo poo

Nobody with the money it takes to build a proper Tudor in 2020 has the taste to build a proper Tudor.

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Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

The flat fan blades are a stunning lack of commitment

El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001

wilderthanmild posted:

I don't think it's accurate at all, but corrugated ceiling gives a rustic shack feeling. Corrugated walls gives a third world slum feeling.


slum chic

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





I hope those loose metal edges aren't sharp! :ohdear:

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Facebook Aunt posted:

I hope those loose metal edges aren't sharp! :ohdear:
I'm sure nothing bad can come from giving your house an opportunity to directly and frequently taste human blood.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

beefnoodle posted:

Has anyone used this one?



Yes, that's the sort I like and meant by recommending Ikea closet systems earlier.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


We have a 6x6 foot walk-in closet with a U-shaped shelf system on all 3 walls. Instead of hangers up shelves down, I made it two rows of hangers on one side, shelves on the other. My husband is tall so we split the closet up/down instead of left/right.

It works pretty well for me but he's a man and therefore generally bad at sub-categories of clothes.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Trying to figure out what sort of decor this would go with.

Linked for potentially NWS toilet dick

Wallet
Jun 19, 2006

beefnoodle posted:

Has anyone used this one?



My closets all have ClosetMaid stuff in them which I have found easy to install and pretty inexpensive. You can buy pre-designed kits for a given closet size but you can also just buy the appropriate shelves with/without rails and the hardware and decide how you want the space divided yourself. Home Depot/Lowes/etc all carry their stuff or nearly identical stuff from other companies.

Depending on the dimensions of your closet and how you want shelves/whatever to go in there I would point out that the linked thing from ikea seems to be entirely mounted to rails on the back wall which may not be ideal relative to closet systems that give you more control over mounting points.

Wallet fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Feb 29, 2020

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Zamboni Rodeo posted:

Trying to figure out what sort of decor this would go with.

Linked for potentially NWS toilet dick

i cant believe the dick is not the flush handle

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Youth Decay posted:

The Zillow search term of the day is "corrugated"







THREAD CHALLENGE: find a single example of corrugated metal looking good on the inside of a house

Childhood me loves a knotty pine paneled den, but gat dam, cabinet doors with that corrugated poo poo on them? At least the owner doesn't have to wear their tinfoil hat indoors, so

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

Trying to figure out what sort of decor this would go with.

Linked for potentially NWS toilet dick

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

HardDiskD posted:

i cant believe the dick is not the flush handle

The bidet attachment is dick shaped and shoots out yellow water.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

The Bloop posted:




I'd never want it personally, but in the right house this wouldn't be terrible

Interior Design challenge: decorate a house based entirely off the Nine Inch Nail's 'The Downward Spiral' aesthetic. The more hostile and tetanus riddled, the better.


I see the owners of 'archive of our own dot org' has shared pictures of their interior decorating style. I assume the bathroom has some tasteful tentacle child porn?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad





from here:

https://archive.org/details/architecturaldig32janlosa/page/n291

I'm sure there's more gems on Archive.org if you want to dig a bit.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

value-brand cereal posted:

I see the owners of 'archive of our own dot org' has shared pictures of their interior decorating style. I assume the bathroom has some tasteful tentacle child porn?

Archive of our own is a non-profit open source archive, so it doesn't really have an owner. That being said, if the activist organization behind it had a central office, then it'd be the one place a giant "fetish or die" would seem cute instead of desperately try-hard.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "time capsule"




Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!
Fallen Rib

NoneMoreNegative posted:





from here:

https://archive.org/details/architecturaldig32janlosa/page/n291

I'm sure there's more gems on Archive.org if you want to dig a bit.

Committed to the THEME.

Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!
Fallen Rib

Youth Decay posted:

The Zillow search term of the day is "time capsule"






That's cute! The utility room thing is kind of grody but the rest is comforting nanna house

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Sloth Life posted:

That's cute! The utility room thing is kind of grody but the rest is comforting nanna house

It's all different houses. The first photo is an untouched ~1940s apartment kitchen with GE Fridge and compact Magic Chef stove. If your great-grandparents were working-class they probably cooked in a kitchen like that.

The Lord Bude
May 23, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE
I really like the living room.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
I want a heat lamp over my shower stall now.

Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!
Fallen Rib

Youth Decay posted:

It's all different houses. The first photo is an untouched ~1940s apartment kitchen with GE Fridge and compact Magic Chef stove. If your great-grandparents were working-class they probably cooked in a kitchen like that.

Ok that makes sense. The GE fridge and the sink are all rusty right? And what i thought was a weird American top loader is actually an oven? Cool.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Sloth Life posted:

Committed to the THEME.

And the theme is "MAGIC EYE"!

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Youth Decay posted:

The Zillow search term of the day is "time capsule"

Thanks for ordering the pictures from the best to worst. Although the first kitchen is pretty grody

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
I love those time capsule houses. I'm always disappointed when a house has some vintage charm and the remodelers rip out ALL of it for some incredibly bland update.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

beefnoodle posted:

Has anyone used this one?



The hanging "shelves" suck big-time-stylee if you actually put more than one light article of clothing on them.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "bidet"

love to walk to the other side of the room to clean my rear end





also apparently like half of the bidets in the US are in hideous condos in Florida

Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!
Fallen Rib
The last two are insane and awesome, especially the beautiful deep green suite.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Sloth Life posted:

The last two are insane and awesome, especially the beautiful deep green suite.

"Beautiful" is not the word that came to mind for me.

The one right before it, with what looks like black marble everywhere, is more disturbing, though. Why does there appear to be a random partition of that same black marble? And why, for the love of all that is right and good, does there appear to be a baseboard heater behind the bidet?

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

CaptainSarcastic posted:

"Beautiful" is not the word that came to mind for me.

The one right before it, with what looks like black marble everywhere, is more disturbing, though. Why does there appear to be a random partition of that same black marble? And why, for the love of all that is right and good, does there appear to be a baseboard heater behind the bidet?

My money is on worlds most awkward shower or a urinal.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Last one looks like you're looking at the skyline of a large city at night

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012


Very rare, the original spa from Elite.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Last one looks like you're looking at the skyline of a large city at night
But also, you're in the matrix

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


As someone who’s never seen a bidet in person, are you supposed to squat over it without directly sitting? Do you dry your rear end with more toilet paper that you then toss into the already flushed toilet? I would honestly be afraid to try one because it seems like so much I could gently caress up.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


latinotwink1997 posted:

As someone who’s never seen a bidet in person, are you supposed to squat over it without directly sitting? Do you dry your rear end with more toilet paper that you then toss into the already flushed toilet? I would honestly be afraid to try one because it seems like so much I could gently caress up.

Either hover or sit, clean with plenty of water (and soap, if you want) and dry off with a butt towel.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

KozmoNaut posted:

Either hover or sit, clean with plenty of water (and soap, if you want) and dry off with a butt towel.

The last part concerns me

A shared butt towel? Do you have one for each use? It's either gross or a lot of laundry

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

How do you dry your butt after a regular shower?

Spring Heeled Jack
Feb 25, 2007

If you can read this you can read

Collateral Damage posted:

How do you dry your butt after a regular shower?

I don’t take usually a poo poo in the shower.

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The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Getting a bidet was absolutely one of the best decisions my wife and I have made in the last couple of years. Even if for the seat warmer alone.

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