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Holy poo poo, MSFT. When I bought them cheap calls last week I had no loving idea this was gonna happen, jesus. E: Remember to never ever hold options overnight or over the weekend that WSB is recommending-- you'll lose 90% of the time in a truly spectacular way. Imagine holding puts over the weekend and waking up to... this. PLUS Robinhood crashed so you just had to sit there and watch them take the worst tumble in years. jokes fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Mar 2, 2020 |
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CLX has swung 15% in 2 trading days. We are erasing last Thursday, Friday declines
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Mar 2, 2020 22:00
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turned my computer on and off, now the red numbers are now green
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Mar 2, 2020 22:02
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You guys are posting like you've never seen a bull trap before
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Mar 2, 2020 22:03
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Lol this is insane, my extremely underwater end of March calls are starting to get some color again so I’ll take it the Extremely Rational Market has decides that a recovery is possible.
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Mar 2, 2020 22:03
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My cheap 320 3/20 SPY calls are looking smart as hell now
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Mar 2, 2020 22:09
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Hit Man posted:How many over-leveraged Robinhood users got bankrupted today? jfc But you see one person, one, has a screenshot making millions on TSLA calls
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Mar 2, 2020 22:10
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Hit Man posted:Wtf are we rallying on here? Thoughts and prayers
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Mar 2, 2020 22:11
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I don't trust this rally one bit. Not enough to buy puts, but not enough to buy calls. My gambling hands are cooling off for a bit.
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Mar 2, 2020 22:13
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Who is doing the pumping?
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Mar 2, 2020 22:16
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I added a lot of long term positions last week, so pretty happy but I actually wanted like another 5-10% to add more.
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Mar 2, 2020 22:18
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Spy puts over the weekend were absolutely the right call if you are protecting assets. I bought 20 more today, and I'll get another 20 tomorrow if traders continue feeling that pouring a little rate cut on this coronavirus will fix us right up.
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Mar 2, 2020 22:18
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Baddog posted:Spy puts over the weekend were absolutely the right call if you are protecting assets. I bought 20 more today, and I'll get another 20 tomorrow if traders continue feeling that pouring a little rate cut on this coronavirus will fix us right up. You're talking about a severe drop in volatility over the weekend and who knows how long this stupid "rally" will stick around. I don't think I'm feeling positive about the near future in the market, but holding puts right now is a dangerous and probably expensive gamble. I like it.
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Mar 2, 2020 22:21
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lmao the central banks can say that they will do things and that'll turn investor sentiment around (regardless whether they'll have any impact)
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Mar 2, 2020 22:26
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Doccykins posted:You guys are posting like you've never seen a bull trap before Given that P/E only dipped as low as ~21.7 with a 15% drop, it's within the realm of collective behavior for SPY to rocket back up over 3390, and continue going higher in spite of COVID-19 until there's bigger material impacts. I'm not saying it will happen mind, just, I'm not prepared to rule it out. I'm also not prepared to rule out this being a dead cat bounce, but that does seem like the lesser likelihood outcome seeing today's enthusiasm.
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Mar 2, 2020 22:36
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Mar 2, 2020 22:39
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https://twitter.com/ClassRobinhood/status/1234577426488811520 Can't really believe it but sure would be "funny"
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I wouldn't be surprised one bit Edit: backups dont need to be fully tested to pass compliance, one rear end in a top hat just needs to sign off on it
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Mar 2, 2020 23:14
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"Turns out the cleaning tapes were in the machine the whole time!"
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That is pure speculation because that is not at all how RH's disaster recovery would be structured. source: me am guy who disaster recovers things edit: regardless I would really like to file my taxes, RH, so get on it FreelanceSocialist fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Mar 2, 2020 |
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FreelanceSocialist posted:That is pure speculation because that is not at all how RH's disaster recovery would be structured. I mean, as someone who works in the industry you know that poo poo is hosed
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Mar 2, 2020 23:39
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Today will close red, 296 Hook me up to a machine that only generates the opposite of my claims and you'll all be billionaires I also have money on a Bernie nomination and Trump victory so I guess that guarantees President Biden
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Mar 2, 2020 23:40
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orange sky posted:I mean, as someone who works in the industry you know that poo poo is hosed It feels more like an infrastructure or architectural failure - like they made some changes over the weekend and things melted down under load Monday AM. RH was functional pre-market with some spots of high-latency uptime mid-afternoon. I'm sure r/WSB went off the deep-end, though. All those idiots with options expiring today that they bought Friday at 3:55.
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Mar 2, 2020 23:46
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I mean there's also this: https://twitter.com/jtech63/status/1234600045787394048?s=19
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I like that. That's neat. edit: actually that looks more like IBB is making the API call and RH is returning the 503? Probably not the issue, more like a symptom. That twitter dude in TN is probably CST and at ~430 EST RH was totally broken. The last high-latency response I got was probably an hour before that. FreelanceSocialist fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Mar 3, 2020 |
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This RH stuff is wild. I literally went to open an account this morning to dick around a bit and had a bunch of trouble. Check downdetector and yep they are dead in the water.
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https://youtu.be/2q35PgSXhKg
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Is it possible that they’re insolvent from the shenanigans that people were doing to get way over leveraged and them going down is a smokescreen?
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cr0y posted:This RH stuff is wild. I literally went to open an account this morning to dick around a bit and had a bunch of trouble. Check downdetector and yep they are dead in the water. Don't use discount brokers, they'll go down during busy trading days, which is when you most need it up. Go with a more established place.
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What would happen if Robinhood just lost all of their account data and didn’t have a backup?
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Hook me up to a machine that only generates the opposite of my claims and you'll all be billionaires Time to sell all my CRTX then 
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pixaal posted:Don't use discount brokers, they'll go down during busy trading days, which is when you most need it up. Go with a more established place. Ya I opened up an etrade account.
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Lote posted:What would happen if Robinhood just lost all of their account data and didn’t have a backup? There'd be a lot of time spent reconstructing account balances and transactions from third-party sources.
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FreelanceSocialist posted:That is pure speculation because that is not at all how RH's disaster recovery would be structured. hey remember that guy who was running a bitcoin exchange on a ramdisk in the amazon cloud, until he wasn't?
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FreelanceSocialist posted:There'd be a lot of time spent reconstructing account balances and transactions from third-party sources. Then a lot of time on hold with customer service trying to explain how you came up with your balance.
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shame on an IGA posted:hey remember that guy who was running a bitcoin exchange on a ramdisk in the amazon cloud, until he wasn't? Is there a thread or article about this because that sounds hilarious
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