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Chapo is only good when they are reading book excerpts give felix his own show 
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Mar 2, 2020 23:12
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trump is deth krew, next
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Mar 2, 2020 23:13
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emfive posted:note to self: order more worthless business cards from moo.com as "Death Professional" Room to grow!
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thank u mr president
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https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1234109801606602752?s=20 I loving hate it
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lorn Wayne posted:tumpr knows that bernie would slaughter him
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number exciting, number very rapid
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Origami Dali posted:ngl if biden wins the nom, i will ultimately vote for him in the general, but i will also look forward to trump completely annihilating him in public in the lead up i'm never voting for a candidate that is right of center ever again. i don't care who they're running against
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Plinkey posted:Wow James Lipton was still alive, well up until today that is. i had gay sex with lipton. hes dead now so youll just have to take my word for it
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Bethamphetamine posted:Me getting the coronavirus would put my butt back in the pews on Sunday so fast. #BoomerMurder
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Spergin Morlock posted:i'm never voting for a candidate that is right of center ever again. i don't care who they're running against i hear you but what is center now overton window confusing
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Trump thread, I must apologize. I'm sick at home, probably with the virus. But I'm doing okay so I'm going to try and post from home. I'm going to do my best but I think it's only fair to acknowledge that my posting productivity is going to drop. Please don't be too critical in my review.
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Plinkey posted:Wow James Lipton was still alive, well up until today that is. 
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not an endorsement posted:i find cth to be an intolerable semi-reactionary circlejerk in the way most podcasts are, and their fanbase is mostly terrible, but virgil and co. make funny and accurate tweets sometimes so i can't fault them personally Virgil the only one who never makes me want bang my head against the wall and when Amber tries too hard to cosplay as a hardass punk, or Matt gets himself too worked up and starts screaming about the similarities between, like, Donald Trump and King Sauromates II, I tend to skip ahead. Otherwise it’s the best left humor podcast currently in existence, which is some real faint praise to get damned by.
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jisforjosh posted:https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1234109801606602752?s=20 i cant imagine what the inner space of someone who gets excited about this could be like
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Mar 2, 2020 23:17
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cumshitter has never actually had sex he revealed it to me in a list of his other lies last night in our long ranging conversation
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 Coronavirus working hard, thank you! (Pulled from the Johns Hopkins interactive map a moment ago)
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jisforjosh posted:https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1234109801606602752?s=20 His worst nightmare is a landslide victory?
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:Trump thread, I must apologize. I'm sick at home, probably with the virus. But I'm doing okay so I'm going to try and post from home. I'm going to do my best but I think it's only fair to acknowledge that my posting productivity is going to drop. 
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Mar 2, 2020 23:17
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Hey James Lipton. What do you want the devil to say to you when you get to HELL
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:Trump thread, I must apologize. I'm sick at home, probably with the virus. But I'm doing okay so I'm going to try and post from home. I'm going to do my best but I think it's only fair to acknowledge that my posting productivity is going to drop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
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Mar 2, 2020 23:18
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Schnorkles posted:cumshitter has never actually had sex schnorkles passed out drunk on my doorstep and whatever hes talking about is just the ramblings of a demented alcoholic. schnorkles also once tried to kidnap my adult idiot straight son from his mothers place and bring him to my home to punish me
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Mar 2, 2020 23:19
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:Trump thread, I must apologize. I'm sick at home, probably with the virus. But I'm doing okay so I'm going to try and post from home. I'm going to do my best but I think it's only fair to acknowledge that my posting productivity is going to drop. the important thing here is that number recovered, thus by the rules of transfer so will you you're rich right?
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Uncle Wemus posted:His worst nightmare is a landslide victory? Clearly trump is tired of winning
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Wife daughter and I were sick as gently caress in January. Probably had corona already. I’m still getting over it. Wife and kid got sick from nurse friend first and gave it to me.
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Yes, famously apolitical rap group Public Enemy....
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Durf posted:when Trump names Diamond and Silk to the supreme court will they get to do cases together, with Diamond doing all the talking while Silk does sassy reactions They'll get to share one seat, like on Hollywood Squares.
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Harton posted:Wife daughter and I were sick as gently caress in January. Probably had corona already. probably wasn't, actually enjoy flu pt ii: the flu-ening!
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Ragequit posted:
what I'm seeing here is a roufhly 50/50 chance of dying or living
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cumshitter posted:i had gay sex with lipton. hes dead now so youll just have to take my word for it how do we know it wasnt just gay sex will ferrel dressed up as his lipton character from snl
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i'm pretty sure i have corona-chan inside me so i'm gonna go spread her good word
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cumshitter is mistaking the time when myself and his adult straight son went out for drinks and i convinced them to reconcile it was supposed to be heart warming but cumshitter is a horrible parent and terrible person
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eric ciaramella posted:what I'm seeing here is a roufhly 50/50 chance of dying or living The latest news is that the virus has been here for like two months but 99% of people that have had it have been like "Oh poo poo, I can't go to the doctor. I don't have that type of money or time off." And the 1% that do go to the doctor have the doctor go "Lol, you're not dying are you? Why the gently caress would you come to the doctor? Go home." But doc, do I have the coronavirus? "I don't know. Bye." Then an old comes in and the doctor is like "Oh poo poo. You're dead. Bye. Guys, we've had one person get coronavirus."
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RIP in peace
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eric ciaramella posted:what I'm seeing here is a roufhly 50/50 chance of dying or living There are way more confirmed cases than that. Only 7 have showed signs of combating the virus naturally.
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of course im a terrible parent. just look at how straight my son turned out. thank you for rubbing it in schnorkles.Broken Box posted:how do we know it wasnt just gay sex will ferrel dressed up as his lipton character from snl is will ferrell alive?
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