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Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



i think treatment might be more exciting

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Sharkie posted:

this is awesome, we're getting to watch a future culture form in real time

what I say to my lungs after someone coughs on me at the store

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


trumo will finally build the FEMA camps :smugdon:

Seven Hundred Bee
Nov 1, 2006

over/under on number of prester jane posts about the millions dead in china

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

tremendous virus. very exciting

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

Lawman 0 posted:

didn't realize the president was a posting pal all along.

Trump has an internet addiction that is focused on twitter, and you know it.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

twoday posted:

https://youtu.be/w_Ma8oQLmSM

Trump is meeting with pharma CEOs

how do we raise number...

...while still killing the poor?

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

trump bragging about the biggest ever infection rates

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/Surgeon_General/status/1233725785283932160?s=19

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Seven Hundred Bee posted:

over/under on number of prester jane posts about the millions dead in china

69 million

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
nice

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

stop buying beans, they are not effective in preventing hunger in the general public

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

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Dustcat posted:

stop buying beans, they are not effective in preventing hunger in the general public
Can confirm, I try eating beans in the morning but can't.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
starting in 2min

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




I'm sure this will stop people

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
here we go

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1DnSwt-VnI

pence!

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Lol when the president is such a moron that a govt agency has to panic tweet

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

hmm mmaybe instead of yelling about INDIVIDUAL ACTIOn they should blame capitalism, the most efficient allocation of resources ever?

y'know, you could nationalize manufacturers and mandatory diversion of resources to hospitals......?

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

trump is not even showing up for these briefings any more lol

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


This fucker is just trying to bogart all of the masks!

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer
Pence just said 'although the vaccine may not be available until late this or early next year...' which is about a year ahead of schedule, lol they gonna rush it.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
that’s what the virus would say

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



100% screening on all flights to/from italy and south korea. weeks too late and this'll be a temperature check so find people way too late in the process

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
what if you just want the masks for yami kawaii fashion, is that ok?

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
"we're ready as ever, all hands on deck"

"the brightest minds from the private industry"

"greatest private pharma industry in the world"

Hy_C
Apr 1, 2010



pigz posted:

Pence just said 'although the vaccine may not be available until late this or early next year...' which is about a year ahead of schedule, lol they gonna rush it.

I'm pretty sure they're talking about this:

https://www.gilead.com/news-and-pre...ent-of-covid-19

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer
They got this on lockdown. They got her a phone in one day. Very efficient, best phone getters in the world right here. Number one according to uhhh John Hopkins, they are credible I guess.

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edit: America: Hope for the best.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

pigz posted:

Pence just said 'although the vaccine may not be available until late this or early next year...' which is about a year ahead of schedule, lol they gonna rush it.

and here i was hoping corona-chan would shut up the antivaxxers for a while lol

we're gonna come up with our own garbage vaccine that costs a thousand dollars and gives you hives

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

26 person to person cases so far. Lol this is way out of hand.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
"prepare for the worst, hope for the best"

oreally

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
no assemblies in schools, limited school closures

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

BULBASAUR posted:

no assemblies in schools, limited school closures

That'll accomplish jack poo poo.

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
we're at 2 for 2 in people thanking the president in their remarks

also not naming China by name

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

BULBASAUR posted:

no assemblies in schools, limited school closures

good thing they don't all eat in the same room every day

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
"we are still doing nothing"

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

BULBASAUR posted:

no assemblies in schools, limited school closures

Lol, no assemblies in schools. Such serious measures.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
also they meet EVERY SINGLE DAY like very good boys and girls doing a big boy job

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
The great God Coronae shall cleans our vast lands of the boo-mer plague. And we shall Rejoice and live in plenty for the Lord is Wise (artist depiction below)

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BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
"extraordinary meetings with CEOs in biotech groups.... super excited to develop new products"

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