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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

https://twitter.com/LeftAtLondon/status/1234310830415470592?s=19

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Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


This one is in the replies and is also very good.

https://mobile.twitter.com/JordanRasko/status/1234315822220201984

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Jordan Raskopolous is a national treasure

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Sometimes people do social media so badly it wraps around to good:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1234313882803539969

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
From now on I'm referring to everyone under thirteen or so as a bloodling

https://twitter.com/PhilJamesson/status/1234234068369321986?s=20

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/TwoLitersOfLuck/status/1216005992166707205

Edit: dammit I failed to notice the pepe avatar :negative:

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 07:35 on Mar 2, 2020

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/jamieloftusHELP/status/1234373284088565760?s=20

https://twitter.com/emanifique/status/1234270224226177024?s=20

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 08:14 on Mar 2, 2020

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Sometimes people do social media so badly it wraps around to good:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1234313882803539969


Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

https://twitter.com/primawesome/status/1234178239595151361?s=19

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/marcellacomedy/status/1234254727648382977?s=21

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


I love this tactic of white anger in Twitter of listing every white person who is good at [topic] they can think of.

"What about Fred Astaire huh?"

Great to just have my lists of pale people by relative skill level, ready to defend the honor of the white race that I'm totally not thinking about until someone else brings it up. I don't even see color!

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/ajschonfield/status/1234178256657625091?s=21

oscarthewilde
May 16, 2012


I would often go there
To the tiny church there

if it's any solace, i'm fairly sure this guy didn't actually make this video. he probably just reposted it

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/isosteph/status/1234267953471746049

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/Straithe/status/1233905494802259969

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/el_f_wood/status/1234442810096586752

https://twitter.com/LeVostreGC/status/1234357007575945216?s=20

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/fayetheperson/status/1234327422515834881

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/masonmennenga/status/1234302315076734976?s=21

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice
https://twitter.com/JamColley/status/1234582987074748416

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1234588135549308928?s=21

:lmao:

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


Can someone explain this one?

HouseOfLeaves99
Mar 20, 2009

Ariong posted:

Can someone explain this one?

When trying to diagnose various mental illness, they'll have you draw a clock. This clock would suggest Biden is all kinds of hosed up (he is).

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

I know that's an example of the side effects of having ones corpus callosum cut (a treatment for extreme seizures iirc) , not sure how it relates to biden

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Ariong posted:

Can someone explain this one?

One classic test for dementia is asking the subject to draw a clock face with all the numbers and arms in proper positions. A messed up one like that can be an indicator for dementia.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
It’s an example of a clock Alzheimer’s and dementia patients draw as someone said above.

Google Alzheimer’s clock drawings for a few other examples. It’s really sad actually. But that tweet is good.

Edited for additional info.

Yngwie Mangosteen has a new favorite as of 22:43 on Mar 2, 2020

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Ariong posted:

Can someone explain this one?

Everyone's focusing on the clock. But the clearest sign of dementia is using quotation marks to indicate emphasis.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

No, it's a direct quote of Whitlam.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
It's useful because the kind of decline in executive function that this test can flag can often present long before memory impairment is evident. For example someone who can remember facts, do math, has no trouble speaking and finding words, but has a hard time making appropriate decisions, like dressing appropriately for rainy weather or something.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/k_illua/status/1234215609782734850?s=21

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

[oops.. I made the mistake to post in the wrong hole]

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
lol kids are alright

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/michael1979/status/1234584997929136131?s=21

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/calliethulhu/status/1234418191587258370?s=21

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

English breakfast is the nastiest poo poo. Imagine tanking your economy in order to preserve English cuisine.
The only thing worth saving is Yorkshire pudding the rest can all go in the trash.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Speaking as an American, fish and chips is tasty.


Also mushy peas are ok as a side, like a more flavorful mashed potatoes.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Beans on toast is the poo poo but I don't need a full English. I literally only have them when people from abroad are visiting and want the experience.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
Gonna bet money that the absurd pile of bacon on that plate was an anti-Muslim thing

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Somfin posted:

Gonna bet money that the absurd pile of bacon on that plate was an anti-Muslim thing

Those are English flag emojis.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

cohsae posted:

English breakfast is the nastiest poo poo. Imagine tanking your economy in order to preserve English cuisine.
The only thing worth saving is Yorkshire pudding the rest can all go in the trash.

English food isn't great but that's a weird reaction to eggs + bacon. Like if you mean its nasty because it's fried I have bad news about lots of other countries.

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pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Cocaine Bear posted:

Those are English flag emojis.

yeah, like he said.

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