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Icon Of Sin posted:“Swimmers in the same pool” makes me think of the dwarf my soldiers in AK told me about. The story went that she was snuck into the barracks in a rucksack, somehow there’s a tricycle involved (riding it naked around the barracks, as one does), and that around half the company had a turn with her before they snuck her back out. Bonus: they told me she worked at Child/Youth Services on post if I ever wanted a turn Sounds like some extremely Wainwright poo poo if I’ve ever heard it.
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Icon Of Sin posted:“Swimmers in the same pool” makes me think of the dwarf my soldiers in AK told me about. The story went that she was snuck into the barracks in a rucksack, somehow there’s a tricycle involved (riding it naked around the barracks, as one does), and that around half the company had a turn with her before they snuck her back out. Bonus: they told me she worked at Child/Youth Services on post if I ever wanted a turn So... did you?
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# ? Mar 2, 2020 10:44 |
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Thump! posted:Sounds like some extremely Wainwright poo poo if I’ve ever heard it. Are there other Wainwrights or...
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DarkDobe posted:Are there other Wainwrights or... There's a Fort Wainwright outside of Fairbanks, AK. That post probably does not refer to the base in Alberta.
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Fearless posted:There's a Fort Wainwright outside of Fairbanks, AK. That post probably does not refer to the base in Alberta. Speaks volumes that you can say that sneaking a dwarf into the shacks so that said dwarf can ride a tricycle nude then have a train ran on her is a very Wainwright thing and still have to clarify which Wainwright.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 00:34 |
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Sad handies in the barracks always made me chuckle when I walked in on them
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 00:56 |
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At least they get human contact periodically. Years back at a station there was someone known as 'porn guy' because he had like five or six screens playing porn between two different computers. It wasn't a shock thing either, it was just...always on. Even when he wasn't there, because you could see it in the background when he opened his door to leave the room, or through the window when the curtains were open. Every once in a while he'd ask some rube for tech support on one device while porn was playing on the other one. He must have been paying for at least some of it because even if streaming sites existed, he wouldn't have had a high enough bandwidth or data cap to download it all in a time frame measured in anything other than years. I don't recall anybody knowing his actual name.
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Guest2553 posted:At least they get human contact periodically. Years back at a station there was someone known as 'porn guy' because he had like five or six screens playing porn between two different computers. It wasn't a shock thing either, it was just...always on. Even when he wasn't there, because you could see it in the background when he opened his door to leave the room, or through the window when the curtains were open. Every once in a while he'd ask some rube for tech support on one device while porn was playing on the other one. He must have been paying for at least some of it because even if streaming sites existed, he wouldn't have had a high enough bandwidth or data cap to download it all in a time frame measured in anything other than years. What cyberpunk novel were you stationed at? That dude’s whole vibe is “bit character in a book by William Gibson”.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 14:04 |
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He was jacked in, that's for sure
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 14:17 |
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A PAO at Bragg around 04/05 wrote an article about how his roommate had a porn addiction. Like a hard core one, like what you said. Always on.
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Wild T posted:He was jacked in, that's for sure
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 02:31 |
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Y’all ever heard of the Detroit Mail Boat? Google it. We had that thing pull up alongside with a god drat US mail bag, the big ones, full of porn. This one dude owned a gigantic amount of porn, like a cabin full. He was down to share too, which... pass.
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https://twitter.com/AnthonyAggie17/status/1235415147478310919
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FrozenVent posted:Y’all ever heard of the Detroit Mail Boat? Google it. I think I mentioned Shaffer before, but I was deployed to Bagram with this proto-incel back in '06. The first day I met him I get into a Humvee with him and he tells me five things rapid fire: 1. His name is Shaffer. 2. He's 26 years old. 3. He's a virgin and, in fact, had never been on a date. 4. He has a hard drive with a gigabyte of porn (hey, it was 2006). 5. He has another hard drive with 2 gigabytes of anime porn. This was before I even had a chance to speak, and I had to spend the next 12 hours in a confined vehicle with this dude. Ah, the types you meet in the military. We made an honest attempt to get him laid on my tour (even found a homely SFS chick willing to do the deed) but he'd always turn it down because he wouldn't settle for anything less than a perfect 10/10 Japanese supermodel waifu. He also had an MP3 saved on his laptop where his boss called into some radio station where they were offering a date with the hot female cohost, who heard his voice and thought he was a woman. She offered to go on a date with him and he clammed up, leading to her repeatedly calling out his name on the radio. Why he saved this, let alone played it for the entire flight, is anyone's guess. He also did what I now recognize as the Naruto run all around Camp Cunningham in his PT gear and spent all his free time on EVE or moderating EVE forums (on the lovely $75/mo Egyption dialup we had). I like to dream that when Goonswarm was loving with everyone on EVE Online that Shaffer got it extra hard. Edit: before you even speculate, yes, he was Comm. Wild T fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Mar 5, 2020 |
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FrozenVent posted:Y’all ever heard of the Detroit Mail Boat? Google it. I like when cadets think it's an elaborate mail buoy joke right up until they actually see it. It's so handy for crew change too.
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Memento posted:Four posts down on page 35, poo poo gets real Please quote it because I don't have archives
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Milo and POTUS posted:Please quote it because I don't have archives The author, John Ross, who reg’d just before posting posted:
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# ? Mar 8, 2020 05:57 |
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Is this before or after he threw an Uzi(?) magazine at TF’s car?
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# ? Mar 8, 2020 06:05 |
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Jesus Tittyfucking...
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Is this before or after he threw an Uzi(?) magazine at TF’s car? A couple years after that meet, whatever the gently caress happened.
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Is this before or after he threw an Uzi(?) magazine at TF’s car? Exactly this is what happened, he had an Uzi magazine crack at the top (which I understand is A Thing with them) and instead of putting it aside he just tossed it full-arm over his shoulder and this ~pound of steel bounced off the bonnet of Tenement Funster's BMW X5. He didn't throw it at the car, he just had so little regard for what was going on around him that he didn't give any regard to where it landed.
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# ? Mar 8, 2020 11:09 |
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Just At the last couple of posts. Holy gently caress.
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# ? Mar 8, 2020 11:50 |
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Goddamn goons.
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# ? Mar 8, 2020 11:58 |
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there are no words
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# ? Mar 8, 2020 12:00 |
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Ross has like fifty posts in the thread after that one. I’m not going to copy and paste them all in here, but here are few that stood out. John Ross on rape: John Ross posted:
John Ross on the Uzi Incident: John Ross posted:
John Ross on women: John Ross posted:
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# ? Mar 8, 2020 12:10 |
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Well now it all sounds very reasonable
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# ? Mar 8, 2020 13:50 |
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Look I skimmed is the tl;dr that some crazy guy posts too much?
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EBB posted:Look I skimmed is the tl;dr that some crazy guy posts too much? An author of extremely bad fiction is an rear end in a top hat and also claims some poo poo he was specifically called out on was based on real life so it’s okay and he’s okay and in fact you’re all the assholes so shut the gently caress up. More or less.
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# ? Mar 8, 2020 16:33 |
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Keep reading that thread and eventually John Ross sends Funster a check for the damage to his car.
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# ? Mar 8, 2020 16:42 |
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How nice of him to do something he should have done immediately, eventually.
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# ? Mar 8, 2020 18:15 |
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Oh yeah, not defending the guy, it was just another funny event in that thread. TF posted pics of it IIRC.
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My Spirit Otter posted:Speaks volumes that you can say that sneaking a dwarf into the shacks so that said dwarf can ride a tricycle nude then have a train ran on her is a very Wainwright thing and still have to clarify which Wainwright. Having done training at both, they’re literally the same place separated by language only.
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Thump! posted:Having done training at both, they’re literally the same place separated by language only. Canadian and American, eh?
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DarkDobe posted:Canadian and American, eh? Americans were in Wainwright all the time around '10. Probably still are.
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My Spirit Otter posted:Speaks volumes that you can say that sneaking a dwarf into the shacks so that said dwarf can ride a tricycle nude then have a train ran on her is a very Wainwright thing and still have to clarify which Wainwright. Thump! posted:Having done training at both, they’re literally the same place separated by language only. Naughty boy
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My Spirit Otter posted:Americans were in Wainwright all the time around '10. Probably still are. Every year so far as I can tell. Pretty sure some get lost and never recovered. Just set up camps in the woods and become bushmen until winter rolls through and kills 'em off.
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My Spirit Otter posted:Americans were in Wainwright all the time around '10. Probably still are. Yeah we went there for Maple Resolve back in 2018. Guest2553 posted:Naughty boy Well, when in Rome
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DarkDobe posted:Every year so far as I can tell. Have you considered setting some traps? I hear car dealerships work well
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# ? Mar 9, 2020 12:42 |
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Marriage minded strippers
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Does Australian state police ministers count for this thread? Dude's pretty loving dumb: https://twitter.com/FocusNewsNow/status/1237048437943595009 Holding a UMP by the magazine and doing that thing where your hand is ready to get sliced by the slide flying back.
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