TRURO 1165: I could cause panic much better than even you

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DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Joe going for the Big Lick on Super Tuesday

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:02

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Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

I hope they all catch coronavirus

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:03

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Schnorkles posted:

cspam i'm happy to announce that i'm endorsing jeffrey of yospos for president

free smarxist

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:04

Eleven Eleven: Nov 12, 2016

I was doing some math and figured that if the US Coronavirus Outbreak levels off at roughly the same percentage of population that China's outbreak has (assuming 100k cases or so in China), then I would estimate the total of number of Americans infected to end up being 21,013.

Assuming a flat 2% mortality rate, 420 Americans will die of Coronavirus before it burns itself out.

Naturally I thought Trump thread would appreciate the further evidence that we are definitely living in a simulation of some sort.

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:04

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

cumshitter posted:

the class i just took my final for has been pretty bullshit becuase even the teacher has told us that he doesnt like the quiz questions. hes not allowed to change grades or the questions either. like they are genuinely written poorly. this is the bullshit i had to deal with on the final. you dont need ot understand money stuff to understand why this question is impossible to answer

what thef uck?????

its A

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:04

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:04

TheWevel: Apr 14, 2002; Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory

cumshitter posted:

the class i just took my final for has been pretty bullshit becuase even the teacher has told us that he doesnt like the quiz questions. hes not allowed to change grades or the questions either. like they are genuinely written poorly. this is the bullshit i had to deal with on the final. you dont need ot understand money stuff to understand why this question is impossible to answer

what thef uck?????

e. tormp

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:06

Eleven Eleven: Nov 12, 2016

Eleven Eleven posted:

I was doing some math and figured that if the US Coronavirus Outbreak levels off at roughly the same percentage of population that China's outbreak has (assuming 100k cases or so in China), then I would estimate the total of number of Americans infected to end up being 21,013.

Assuming a flat 2% mortality rate, 420 Americans will die of Coronavirus before it burns itself out.

Naturally I thought Trump thread would appreciate the further evidence that we are definitely living in a simulation of some sort.

The fact that I just posted this on Page 69 without realizing it is even further evidence.

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:06

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

a nursing home near seattle had 250 residents and staff, 50 have tested for coronavirus and 6 have died in the last 2 days

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:09

Serfer: Mar 10, 2003; The piss tape is real

sex number page

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:10

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

town meeting was a success. sewage project funded!

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:10

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Spoondick posted:

a nursing home near seattle had 250 residents and staff, 50 have tested for coronavirus and 6 have died in the last 2 days

Hail Satan, hail boomerplague

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:11

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Nice

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:12

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Spoondick posted:

a nursing home near seattle had 250 residents and staff, 50 have tested for coronavirus and 6 have died in the last 2 days

That seems higher than 2%

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:12

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

makes sense now that I'm not taking the test but I've gotten quiz on questions wrong even though they contradicted the Textbook so i assumed it was a typo.

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:12

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Spoondick posted:

a nursing home near seattle had 250 residents and staff, 50 have tested for coronavirus and 6 have died in the last 2 days

wow are they gonna be okay

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:13

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Spoondick posted:

a nursing home near seattle had 250 residents and staff, 50 have tested for coronavirus and 6 have died in the last 2 days

lol yeah and they sequenced they genome and found that basically all the cases here stem from one dude who came back from wuhan in february. guy has a massive pack of local journos on his tail right now

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:13

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Inspector Hound posted:

That seems higher than 2%

CFR among people 80+ is 15%.

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:13

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Inspector Hound posted:

That seems higher than 2%

2% is all cases globally if you�re old you�re toast

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:13

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Mr. Sharps posted:

lol yeah and they sequenced they genome and found that basically all the cases here stem from one dude who came back from wuhan in february. guy has a massive pack of local journos on his tail right now

my strategy would be to avoid that guy rather than tail him, but that�s just me

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:15

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Joementum posted:

my strategy would be to avoid that guy rather than tail him, but that’s just me

Lol @ this non-death seeking strategy

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:16

Vishass: Feb 1, 2004

Inspector Hound posted:

That seems higher than 2%

2% is the average across all ages. It's like 8-15% for people over 70

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:17

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Eleven Eleven posted:

The fact that I just posted this on Page 69 without realizing it is even further evidence.

Oh haha, the weed and sex numbers

Nice

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:17

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1234694301734580231?s=19

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:18

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

listen folks biden's the guy. hes the one. he can bring the party toge- *sudden crash as biden falls through the ceiling, smashing through a coffee table* he can get the big tent back up and runn- *biden flails around covered in plaster dust yelling at someone named Tippy Toe to put down that tire iron* hes feeling fine and looking good folks

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:18

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Mayor Dave posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1234694301734580231?s=19

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:19

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Oh, the countin' of the ballots in the Delaware breeze
The hair sniffin' fountain
Where the baby oil springs and dementia flees
In that Big Lick Joe Election

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:20

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

a one year cut huh

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:21

A Bakers Cousin: Dec 18, 2003; by vyelkin

Mayor Dave posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1234694301734580231?s=19

oh are we getting late nite trump tweeeeets

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:22

Eleven Eleven: Nov 12, 2016

Schnorkles posted:

CFR among people 80+ is 15%.

And if you're under 40 it's like 0.2%

And no-one under the age of 10 has died at all

It's totally a boomer plague

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:23

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Joementum posted:

town meeting was a success. sewage project funded!

the ducks will be so pleased

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:23

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

https://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/1164215610018029569

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:23

not an endorsement: Mar 14, 2008; Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.

https://twitter.com/katieglueck/status/1234695202436243458

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:25

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Eleven Eleven posted:

And if you're under 40 it's like 0.2%

And no-one under the age of 10 has died at all

It's totally a boomer plague

at this exact moment, the world has turned against the olds

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:25

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

not an endorsement posted:

https://twitter.com/katieglueck/status/1234695202436243458

fuuuuuccck offffff

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:26

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1234695977656881154?s=19

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:26

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

IM JUST CHILLIN AT WHATABURGER

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:26

not an endorsement: Mar 14, 2008; Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.

Schnorkles posted:

at this exact moment, the world has turned against the olds

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:27

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

paranoid randroid posted:

IM JUST CHILLIN AT WHATABURGER

TBF, I WOULD CHILL AT A WHATABURGER AND JUST SIP A DIET COKE

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fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/business/status/1234696259296014336?s=20

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:27

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