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cnut
May 3, 2016

Those are all the onions that come with it. He just missed the chic sand.

e: best snipe ever

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i met a traveller with a chic sand
who said: one vast and unmounted vent hood
lies in Alabama. near it, by the road,
half drunk, a shattered visage lies, whose mug,
and confused brow, and grin of dumb befuddlement,
tell that his life was spent with fries
in piles high, grilled with these artless things,
the hands that flipped them and the slab that fed.
and on the sign these words appear:
'my name is Doobie, chef of chefs:
look on my dogs, ye froggers, and despair!'
nothing beside remains. round the decay
of that pitiful wreck, boundless and bare
the lone and level I-65 stretches far away.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Mozi posted:

i met a traveller with a chic sand
who said: one vast and unmounted vent hood
lies in Alabama. near it, by the road,
half drunk, a shattered visage lies, whose mug,
and confused brow, and grin of dumb befuddlement,
tell that his life was spent with fries
in piles high, grilled with these artless things,
the hands that flipped them and the slab that fed.
and on the sign these words appear:
'my name is Doobie, chef of chefs:
look on my dogs, ye froggers, and despair!'
nothing beside remains. round the decay
of that pitiful wreck, boundless and bare
the lone and level I-65 stretches far away.

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



Mozi posted:

i met a traveller with a chic sand
who said: one vast and unmounted vent hood
lies in Alabama. near it, by the road,
half drunk, a shattered visage lies, whose mug,
and confused brow, and grin of dumb befuddlement,
tell that his life was spent with fries
in piles high, grilled with these artless things,
the hands that flipped them and the slab that fed.
and on the sign these words appear:
'my name is Doobie, chef of chefs:
look on my dogs, ye froggers, and despair!'
nothing beside remains. round the decay
of that pitiful wreck, boundless and bare
the lone and level I-65 stretches far away.

:golfclap:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Ain’t gonna lie I’m a coastal elite in a major metropolitan city but I’m considering an ironic doobie Kickstarter franchise

So goons can fund and then ruin my life

Jk I ruined it already

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Doobie dogs

Doobie dogs

Doobie dogs

Doobie dogs

Doobie dogs

Hot dogs



Doobie dogs

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Mozi posted:

i met a traveller with a chic sand
who said: one vast and unmounted vent hood
lies in Alabama. near it, by the road,
half drunk, a shattered visage lies, whose mug,
and confused brow, and grin of dumb befuddlement,
tell that his life was spent with fries
in piles high, grilled with these artless things,
the hands that flipped them and the slab that fed.
and on the sign these words appear:
'my name is Doobie, chef of chefs:
look on my dogs, ye froggers, and despair!'
nothing beside remains. round the decay
of that pitiful wreck, boundless and bare
the lone and level I-65 stretches far away.

goldmine

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

put it on the wiki

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Doggymandius

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Narrator: It did fail.

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
has anyone got links to the original threads

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


Look upon my slawdawgs, ye mighty, and despair!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

abigserve posted:

has anyone got links to the original threads

https://doobies-doghouse.fandom.com/wiki/Further_Reading

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

abigserve posted:

has anyone got links to the original threads

Nm, post above has everything a true Frogger desires.

Bloopsy fucked around with this message at 12:38 on Mar 4, 2020

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below
I couldn't help myself. I'm never going to meet this man or eat his food. But I had to donate. I had to kick him some money, because he gets it. God drat, does he get it. To think, that through the thick of all life's bullshit, through all the murky haze of your own constructed reality of misconceptions, misperceptions, and missed opportunities, something so simple and pure can still cut through like a laser and melt you to your core...that's unbelievably sobering. True happiness, that rare spectrum of pure joy and optimism Wayne radiates into our world with every post, is not that unattainable; apparently all it takes is to enjoy what you're doing for every moment you're doing it, work hard every moment to be doing what you enjoy the most, and be grateful for every moment that you can get. And this man, living under all the bullshit that would easily bury any one of us, wants nothing more than to spend his moments raising his family right and making delicious god drat hot dogs. He's gunning for that dream with all he's got, and for every moment closer, he exudes eternal and uninhibited gratitude. In the face of that, I can't help but give him what I can to see him there

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
Oops! I Doobied again!

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before

gently caress yeah good threads piled high

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

abigserve posted:

gently caress yeah good threads piled high

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

every time I read a doobie post I can't help but read it with the slow southern drawl

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

bradzilla posted:

every time I read a doobie post I can't help but read it with the slow southern drawl

I can't help but read it in this voice


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbJ3YDGC8GE

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



wat are you doin now as job wise

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiGzbp7RU54

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



KELA's HOUSE OF STYLES

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

mite put it on the menu

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970



BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Joementum posted:

the tomato platter is the best part imo


BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

wat are you posting now as dog wise

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

tfti bitch

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

I have been to a chili dog cookoff in the basement of a tiny rural Baptist church and the presentation was more appealing than this

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


just noticed the placard identifying these as "Washington DC Dog" which might make them Obama Lunch

those poor kids

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
drain the swamp

and put it on my dog

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
those hot dogs are from cpac, where a bunch of conservatives were exposed to coronavirus including people who have had contact with both the president and the vice president. epidemiologists agree that the hot dogs were patient zero

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

baw posted:

those hot dogs are from cpac, where a bunch of conservatives were exposed to coronavirus including people who have had contact with both the president and the vice president. epidemiologists agree that the hot dogs were patient zero

Still more appealing than the tables full of cold fast food that the President serves to College Basketball teams.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

baw posted:

those hot dogs are from cpac, where a bunch of conservatives were exposed to coronavirus including people who have had contact with both the president and the vice president. epidemiologists agree that the hot dogs were patient zero

sounds like we got a new doobie dog business plan to fund

doobie's going nationwide

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Ketchup only. Mustard is a liberal condiment

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
well only that fancy French mustard. just regular yellow French's is fine

wait

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

Ketchup only. Mustard is a liberal condiment

PRESIDENT POUPON

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

Ketchup only. Mustard is a liberal condiment



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