Who is your first pick in the deputy leadership race? This poll is closed. |
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R. Allin-Khan | 6 | 1.60% | |
R. Burgon | 80 | 21.33% | |
D. Butler | 72 | 19.20% | |
A. Rayner | 35 | 9.33% | |
I. Murray | 5 | 1.33% | |
P. Flaps | 177 | 47.20% | |
Total: | 375 votes |
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Junior G-man posted:Make all SA posters use their own name. It's the only way forward. some of us are way ahead of you
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:38 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 21:21 |
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:A smug grin spreads across Mike Crotch's face I always assumed you were using yours.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:38 |
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I’ve already got Royal Mail records of Mr S Naptime Esq thanks to Pilch, and because this was delivered through the use of a corporation embossed with a crown I decree that the sovereign name of the boat that is free soul is now legally Sanitary Naptime. Don’t @ me because it’s illegal to use a legal name
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:44 |
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https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1234801752156835840 Don't... don't do that. Do not shake hands with people who are really sick. Even if you wash your hands it's no guarantee. I can't believe that's something that has to be said.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:45 |
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Sanitary Naptime posted:I’ve already got Royal Mail records of Mr S Naptime Esq thanks to Pilch, and because this was delivered through the use of a corporation embossed with a crown I decree that the sovereign name of the boat that is free soul is now legally Sanitary Naptime. Do you accept packages with fringes?
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:47 |
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Good FT roundup of the Magic Trade Deals that await Free Brittania The Great Power: quote:Waiting for the golden age of Brexit trade deals
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:50 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1234801752156835840 No, let him.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:02 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1234801752156835840 The key to defeating the virus is to assert dominance when you first come into contact with it. When shaking the hand of an infected person, grasp it firmly and don't let go. Get into their personal space and make yourself look really big to intimidate the virus. Lick the objects in the room to show they belong to you and not the virus.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:05 |
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Actually, viruses are usually more afraid of you than you are of them
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:06 |
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Stand with your legs apart to intimidate the virus and also allow clearance to poo poo yourself when you catch it.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:06 |
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:06 |
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Lt. Danger posted:Actually, viruses are usually more afraid of you than you are of them If the virus spots you, stay perfectly still. Viruses can only see movement.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:10 |
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Sanitary Naptime posted:No, let him. Smearing my face in poo poo and licking the toilet seats of every hospital I see, to own the libs.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:11 |
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The "doctors" say it only takes one virus to get inside you and start replicating, but how can that be possible? You need a male and a female.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:16 |
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Coohoolin posted:I mean kinda but phrasing it like that makes it seem like those three phases are all equally morally condemnable, which is a highly questionable and probably disrespectful implication to make. As bad as a the rent situation in Dublin or Galway is I'm not sure it's quite as bad as what was inflicted on Ireland by British rule. I'm not making any equivalences, just pointing out that the idea that independence from the UK = any great leap towards the socialist utopia is very dumb
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:18 |
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I've taped up my bumhole, nostrils, mouth, and eyes. There's no way for the virus to get in. It's just common sense.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:21 |
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Bardeh posted:I've taped up my bumhole, nostrils, mouth, and eyes. There's no way for the virus to get in. It's just common sense. I'm operating a points-based infection system so that only the best viruses get in.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:23 |
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Bardeh posted:I've taped up my bumhole, nostrils, mouth, and eyes. There's no way for the virus to get in. It's just common sense. There's still one hole you haven't accounted for e: wait you said eyes my bad
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:24 |
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ThomasPaine posted:I'm not making any equivalences, just pointing out that the idea that independence from the UK = any great leap towards the socialist utopia is very dumb I don't give a poo poo if Independent Scotland is socialist, neoliberal or a gaylepertapdancingnunarchy. I only care that it is in the EU, so I have improved options for getting out of it.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:29 |
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Given previous discussion ITT about how many people are posting trouserless I am forced to imagine shoes-in-house weirdos coming home, removing their shoes, removing their trousers, and then putting their shoes back on before sitting down barelegged at their posting stations. I usually just wander around the house in socks or with my nude feed proudly on display, but we have "house shoes" available for guests who want to shield theirs from unwanted gazes.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:42 |
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big scary monsters posted:my nude feed proudly on display
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:44 |
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My feet get cold, so I'm always wearing slippers and socks.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:44 |
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Bardeh posted:I've taped up my bumhole, nostrils, mouth, and eyes. There's no way for the virus to get in. It's just common sense. They laughed at my full-body latex gimp suit. But who's laughing now!
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:48 |
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Pesky Splinter posted:They laughed at my full-body latex gimp suit. But who's laughing now! Guavanaut posted:The old Soviet treated rubber ones should be good for most chemical hazards for decades if you duct tape any ingress points, with the downside that they're completely non-breathable
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:52 |
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Guavanaut posted:Do you want me to add the link to the OP? List it under podescasts.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:52 |
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Checking in to just say that I hope Boris Johnson dies of Corona viruses.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:52 |
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Iran has biological weapons, we should invade.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:54 |
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We can make our own, we don't need to take theirs.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:55 |
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The best way to get infected by the Corona virus is to leave the slice of lime in the neck when you drink it.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:58 |
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All these stories about hand sanitiser selling out everywhere, but isn't a plain old bar of soap supposed to be better at preventing spread?
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 18:10 |
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:The best way to get infected by the Corona virus is to leave the slice of lime in the neck when you drink it. Viral marketing has gone too far this time.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 18:11 |
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Bardeh posted:All these stories about hand sanitiser selling out everywhere, but isn't a plain old bar of soap supposed to be better at preventing spread? I think it's intended for those times when you don't have access to soap and water (eg if travelling and the tap in the bog on the coach or train or dodgy cafe doesn't emit water). Also there was something about alcohol killing the viruses - haven't kept up with all the rumours so not sure what happened to that one.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 18:12 |
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https://twitter.com/theharryshearer/status/1234881188650573825?s=21 lol holy poo poo
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 18:23 |
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Jedit posted:I don't give a poo poo if Independent Scotland is socialist, neoliberal or a gaylepertapdancingnunarchy. I only care that it is in the EU, so I have improved options for getting out of it. This is quite a take
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 18:29 |
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Darth Walrus posted:https://twitter.com/theharryshearer/status/1234881188650573825?s=21 Tonight we ask "Are we expecting less from our politicians?"
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 18:31 |
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Jedit posted:I don't give a poo poo if Independent Scotland is socialist, neoliberal or a gaylepertapdancingnunarchy. I only care that it is in the EU, so I have improved options for getting out of it. That's some real FYGM poo poo
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 18:47 |
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*Rubs her feet sensually all over everyone's faces*
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 19:15 |
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That's impressive levels of dexterity cos if I tried that I'd just kick people in the nose.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 19:19 |
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Jedit posted:I don't give a poo poo if Independent Scotland is socialist, neoliberal or a gaylepertapdancingnunarchy. I only care that it is in the EU, so I have improved options for getting out of it. Same but so I can be an even bigger poo poo and do like that Irish thing and reclaim my EUness through family relations.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 19:20 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 21:21 |
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OwlFancier posted:That's impressive levels of dexterity cos if I tried that I'd just kick people in the nose. Through horny, all things are possible.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 19:27 |