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s*x n*mb*r 69 0.22%
w@@d n_mb_r 420 1.34%
Jeb! number 538 1.72%
Biden numbr 30330 96.72%
Total: 31357 votes
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Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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I'm from North Carolina, I get to use y'all.

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

*finger hovers over the uncancel button*

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/Rem_Blues/status/1234636321353760771?s=19

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
hey ya'll. im cool and down 2 earth, whats succening

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Bearjew posted:

one of those votes is mine

same

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin
latinos, we loving need you


please annihilate Joe

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

If more young voters had told their parents they would stick them in a nursing home and never visit if they voted for Biden, then he'd have no drat chance. Threaten ur famil!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
needle is hilarious

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Bearjew posted:

one of those votes is mine

o7

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

I feel like it should be illegal to post results until they’re like substantially in

none of this 2% reporting horseshit

0 rows returned
Apr 9, 2007

Soup du Jour posted:

I feel like it should be illegal to post results until they’re like substantially in

none of this 2% reporting horseshit

but but but the horserace!

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

They are. There never any retired CIA agents since they unearthed the secret to eternal life in the Amazon in the 60s

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

0 rows returned posted:

but but but the horserace!

wolf blitzer would kill himself if he had to wait two hours to talk about results

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Bernie will make the CIA hand over the secret when he's president

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
Lisa Lerer, in New York 1m ago

Tulsi Gabbard picked up a delegate in American Samoa, but that may not earn her a spot at the next debate. “The threshold will go up,” a party spokeswoman tweeted.




bahahahaha

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Tulsi needs to be on that stage, wearing all white, shanking biden like corn pop should have all those years ago

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I swear to God, Tennessee...

:toughguy:

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin
Warren might finish third in her home state.

if she had dropped out and endorsed Sanders he could have won like 50% of the loving vote in Mass.

if she does come in third i hope she gets loving primaried

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

Warren might finish third in her home state.

if she had dropped out and endorsed Sanders he could have won like 50% of the loving vote in Mass.

if she does come in third i hope she gets loving primaried

Wouldn't she be about 75 anyway? Just retire.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

genericnick posted:

Wouldn't she be about 75 anyway? Just retire.

74, and yeah, my theory is that, one way or another, this is her last election, so she is effectively immune from any consequence for her current conduct

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Lisa Lerer, in New York 1m ago

Tulsi Gabbard picked up a delegate in American Samoa, but that may not earn her a spot at the next debate. “The threshold will go up,” a party spokeswoman tweeted.




bahahahaha

I'd say it's unbelievable but it's not.

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

Azathoth posted:

74, and yeah, my theory is that, one way or another, this is her last election, so she is effectively immune from any consequence for her current conduct

Allah will not forget her perfidy in the next world.

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

bring Tulsi back imo

THS
Sep 15, 2017

my prediction for tonight is an indecisive split of delegates slightly favoring biden and that every single primary until the convention is going to be a shitshow that will take years off all your lives

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

THS posted:

my prediction for tonight is an indecisive split of delegates slightly favoring biden and that every single primary until the convention is going to be a shitshow that will take years off all your lives

Death is always welcome :3

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Soup du Jour posted:

wolf blitzer would kill himself if he had to wait two hours to talk about results

sounds good to me

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

a helpful bear posted:

They are. There never any retired CIA agents since they unearthed the secret to eternal life in the Amazon in the 60s

is the secret "the blood of innocent civilians"? because if it is they're not doing a good job keeping it secret

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Booyah- posted:

bring Tulsi back imo

she won a delegate tonight so she's in the next debate unless the DNC fucks her over with another rule change

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

THS posted:

my prediction for tonight is an indecisive split of delegates slightly favoring biden and that every single primary until the convention is going to be a shitshow that will take years off all your lives

My online harassment portfolio stands ready.

moolchaba
Jul 21, 2007
Bernie's boned. YOU GUYS KNEW IT.


TRUMP TUMP TIME

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Brother Entropy posted:

she won a delegate tonight so she's in the next debate unless the DNC fucks her over with another rule change

They've already said they are going to do that.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

VR Native American posted:

Death is always welcome :3

Yeah, I can't live as a pauper anymore.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Thoguh posted:

They've already said they are going to do that.

poo poo, someone do a wellness check on michael tracy

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
guys, if we have to dehumanize and face to bloodshed then at least we'll do it together, shitposting until forum death

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

THS posted:

my prediction for tonight is an indecisive split of delegates slightly favoring biden and that every single primary until the convention is going to be a shitshow that will take years off all your lives

My prediction is that Texas is the bellwether. If Bernie can win, even win big, it's a positive sign that Bernie can actually get his multiracial working class base to turn out. I think he will, but it won't be a big win. He'll finish the night ahead, and Biden will fade in the next primaries, but not enough that it won't be stressful as gently caress.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I am logging off until tomorrow, I think.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

lol

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


ah, the 'ol flippity-doo

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