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TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Nodelphi posted:

I can confirm that the 12 hospitals in my network have no tests either. We also have no process in place to get tests.

Coincidentally the state is crowing about not having any cases so far.

Can’t have cases if there aren’t any tests to confirm them.

https://www.colorado.gov/pacific/cd...6c0KWJ8Y87CLDX0

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Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler

Oh I wasn’t referring to Colorado, the problem’s more systemic than that.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

RBC posted:

its called a loving bidet people jesus christ

trick question because the water will be filled with corvona 19 and bidet will shoot virus up your butt

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Bulgakov posted:

trick question because the water will be filled with corvona 19 and bidet will shoot virus up your butt

when the coronavirus hits the anus

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

can the bidet crew just get gang tags or something

i'm getting kinda tired about being told how to wipe my rear end at my age

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lmao over 160 tests a day max

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

etalian posted:

lmao over 160 tests a day max

Yeah they're going to hit that limit very quickly in the event of an outbreak but they do have some testing capability

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

RBC posted:

its called a loving bidet people jesus christ

this

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

TOOT BOOT posted:

Yeah they're going to hit that limit very quickly in the event of an outbreak but they do have some testing capability

especially when they can actually apply them where it makes sense instead of following the insane cdc guidelines

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Dustcat posted:

can the bidet crew just get gang tags or something

i'm getting kinda tired about being told how to wipe my rear end at my age

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Dustcat posted:

can the bidet crew just get gang tags or something

i'm getting kinda tired about being told how to wipe my rear end at my age

im not telling you how to wipe your rear end

im telling you that when you're ready, you won't have to

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Vim Fuego posted:

im not telling you how to wipe your rear end

im telling you that when you're ready, you won't have to

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Dustcat posted:

can the bidet crew just get gang tags or something

i'm getting kinda tired about being told how to wipe my rear end at my age

All these years and you still haven't figured it out.....

Bidet supremacy.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



3 seashells are cheaper than a bidet though

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Vim Fuego posted:

im not telling you how to wipe your rear end

im telling you that when you're ready, you won't have to

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
North Seattle trip report- worked from home and hit up the local stores mid day. More people than usual and almost all the named even somewhat known stores have empty or diminished stock of rice, hand sanitizer, TP, etc. Corner stores seem to be ignored. Didn't brave Costco somebody else can do that trip report.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Bulgakov posted:

trick question because the water will be filled with corvona 19 and bidet will shoot virus up your butt

anal entryt for the corona is the safest way to get it

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
more people die from flu morans!

uncertainty
Aug 8, 2011


Apparently there is a new case in Berkeley, Ca. through travel related transmission.

E: apparently they already came back on the 23rd and thus could have been spreading it ever since.

https://twitter.com/sfchronicle/status/1234981298260725760

uncertainty fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Mar 4, 2020

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

what did i miss about toilet paper why is there a run on toiler paper

worried about being exposed and hit with a 2 week lock down or the government getting its head out of its rear end and hitting everyone with a two week lock down

also apparently bidets haven't caught on

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

what did i miss about toilet paper why is there a run on toiler paper

it's an rear end flu

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

laughing at all you normies with your 2-ply while im over here with a cushy tush

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
lol if you ever wiped

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

uncertainty posted:

Apparently there is a new case in Berkeley, Ca. through travel related transmission.

E: apparently they already came back on the 23rd and thus could have been spreading it ever since.

https://twitter.com/sfchronicle/status/1234981298260725760

Yep, there's one in Berkeley

The one in downtown SF probably will hit the media sometime after polls close tonight

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

etalian posted:

when the coronavirus
hits you in the anus

That's amore?

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
I do not have honorable poops.

Omnicarus
Jan 16, 2006

maybe all the toilet paper is for mummifying the dead, maybe its not for the rear end in a top hat

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer

Dustcat posted:

especially when they can actually apply them where it makes sense instead of following the insane cdc guidelines

Nope read their guidelines they will be still following cdc criteria except allowing for testing of people from high risk areas without hospitalizations as capacity allowed.

They still won't be testing extendively to detect community spread I.e you need to be In hospital before they'll test if u haven't been in. A high risk area or prolonged contact with a confirmed case.

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

how the4 gently caress do you install a bidet on a toilet that looks like the one pictured here? This is the kind I have in my apt

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Bullfrog posted:

how the4 gently caress do you install a bidet on a toilet that looks like the one pictured here? This is the kind I have in my apt



you should have a water-in line coming out of the wall, though that one looks affixed into it. most have valves to turn teh water on-off with a soft pipe

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Bullfrog posted:

how the4 gently caress do you install a bidet on a toilet that looks like the one pictured here? This is the kind I have in my apt



is your apartment a truck stop?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Where the glory hole at?

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

Admiral Ray posted:

is your apartment a truck stop?

I knew some joker was gonna say this smdh.

That's not my actual bathroom, it's far too clean.

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe

Admiral Ray posted:

is your apartment a truck stop?

Yea I've never seen that style of toilet in a non-public bathroom before, is this a thing?

But to answer your question no, start stocking up on rear end napkins

Kibbles n Shits fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Mar 4, 2020

fart barterer
Aug 24, 2006


David Byrne - Like Humans Do (Radio Edit).mp3

RBC posted:

its called a loving bidet people jesus christ

joe bidet

fart barterer
Aug 24, 2006


David Byrne - Like Humans Do (Radio Edit).mp3

androo posted:

joe bidet

jospeh gordon-bidett

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

Coronavirus 2020 - how do I install a bidet in my truck stop toilet

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I should really just throw down the money for one of those TOTO brand toilet seats

Omnicarus
Jan 16, 2006

androo posted:

jospeh gordon-bidett

jonbidet ramsey

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Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

Kibbles n Shits posted:

Yea I've never seen that style of toilet in a non-public bathroom before, is this a thing?

But to answer your question no, start stocking up on rear end napkins


My apt was built in 1951 so that might be part of it.

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