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s*x n*mb*r 69 0.22%
w@@d n_mb_r 420 1.34%
Jeb! number 538 1.72%
Biden numbr 30330 96.72%
Total: 31357 votes
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Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

if warren is under 15 in CA then god is truly on our side and we're gonna win

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Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

Raskolnikov38 posted:

problem: its not going to be a 1v1

After losing so hard maybe less voters will fall for her poo poo? Hopefully?

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Raskolnikov38 posted:

problem: its not going to be a 1v1

Her Super PAC's pulling out. It's not a question of whether she's lovely and selfish enough to stay in until the end(of course she is), it's a question of whether or not she can afford to

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

Im gonna get poo poo off my chest for a minute

Ultimately I dont know how much you can really blame people for having bad opinions and making bad choices. The non-obvious stuff anyway. Its the same problem with picking your own stocks - there is an entire institution filled with smart people working around clock trying to mislead you, to trick you, to obfuscate and lie to you. Its not about being smart, its a massive resource asymmetry. You dont stand a chance.

Joe Biden being a segregationist doesnt make it on on TV, nor does his repeated public fondling of women. Oh and its gauche to mention the obvious dementia. But Bernie Sanders is a racist, a sexist, and dont forget the heart attack.

And the poor people just want to beat Trump. To make their problems go away. Why the system was able to vomit forth such an absurd creature is an intractable problem. Best put it aside and trust the experts who have a hundred and one canned answers that all oddly lead right back to the status quo.

Electoralism may be a dead end. The current time feels like such a rare moment, and if even it falls against this fortified and vicious propaganda machine what else could succeed? Revolution, the non-violent kind, may be the only way.

I feel a lot better now

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1235055956888674304?s=20

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA she OWNS OWNS OWNS

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Thoguh posted:

The primary is not over you cowards.

See you in Milwaukee, friend.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

She continues to be the cool AOC

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/1235054164788445184

Mr_Moose
May 4, 2004

Ilhan is right but Warren has been running against Bernie as opposed to Biden because she is the worst

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
AOC and Omar are going to be constantly whipped by the DNC for the rest of their terms.

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
Guys,

LA County has agreed to keep polls open until 10 p.m. local time so there's a special phonebank set up until then to call people in the county and let them know. Get on the Slack channel if you can.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh3N63QdSw0

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Zas posted:

if warren is under 15 in CA then god is truly on our side and we're gonna win

Amen.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

In the future, when the Californian Communards raise their rifles against the MAGA Fascists, they will shout "Remember Bernie!"

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Dean of Swing posted:

AOC and Omar are going to be constantly whipped by the DNC for the rest of their terms.

if you're gonna describe your erotic fanfic to us at least have the decency to link it

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
The delegates are going to be either split or in Bernie's favor but the media is going to play it as a Biden win.

Welcome to 2016: Part Deux

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Thoguh posted:

Calling California immediately is bad if people leave the lines and don't vote though since it isn't winner take all and he needs to run up the score.

The vast, vast majority of people waiting in line to vote aren't extremely online Twitter weirdos and probably won't know the results until they get home.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Warren has every right to stay in the race after tonight.

But it shows that she was never the sober-minded progressive as she claimed. Liz Lads always crow about being the pragmatic "adults in the room" but if she honestly cared about a progressive agenda she'd squash beef and endorse Bernie. If you're in for Warren, be honest with yourself and interrogate how you'd feel if the positions were reversed at this very moment.

It underlines, bolds, and italicizes the lie that was pitched early on that "Oh she and Bernie are LITERALLY THE SAME she's just a bit less head-in-the-clouds so the only reason not to like her is misogyny."

For my part, like I said, she's within her rights. But I don't think she's going to reap whatever reward she's angling for for her Judas Goat efforts to divide and conquer the progressive wing on behalf of the establishment, and, honestly, VAE. loving. VICTIS. I will certainly contribute some of my time and money to anyone who primaries her for her senate seat from the left.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/shanegoldmacher/status/1235054164788445184?s=21

big structural biden plant

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

tactlessbastard posted:

making fun of politicians is a pretty low bar

And yet Bloomberg wasn't even able to do anything beyond the level of "I know you are but what am I"

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Elephant Ambush posted:

I'm gonna catch flak for this but we live on a planet where the vast majority of people are so mind bogglingly stupid that this a thing that should probably happen.

Idk if you're going to assume that 1) the vast majority is mind boggling stupid AND 2) something must be done about it, idk why you'd go with censoring or modifying media instead of, say, centristly blocking m4a, pandering to anti vaxxers, and maybe reintroducing lead to gasoline.

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

i know this is the succ zone and all but

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1235046124328755200?s=20

lol how is his rotting brain still so good at this
even preteens are good at trolling

dont need a good brain to make mad

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
folks,

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Owlbear Camus posted:

Warren has every right to stay in the race after tonight.

But it shows that she was never the sober-minded progressive as she claimed. Liz Lads always crow about being the pragmatic "adults in the room" but if she honestly cared about a progressive agenda she'd squash beef and endorse Bernie. If you're in for Warren, be honest with yourself and interrogate how you'd feel if the positions were reversed at this very moment.

It underlines, bolds, and italicizes the lie that was pitched early on that "Oh she and Bernie are LITERALLY THE SAME she's just a bit less head-in-the-clouds so the only reason not to like her is misogyny."

For my part, like I said, she's within her rights. But I don't think she's going to reap whatever reward she's angling for for her Judas Goat efforts to divide and conquer the progressive wing on behalf of the establishment, and, honestly, VAE. loving. VICTIS. I will certainly contribute some of my time and money to anyone who primaries her for her senate seat from the left.

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

RaySmuckles posted:

agreed

i'm so tired of hearing that trump is incompetent

he's the president of the united states, incredibly popular, and now clearly poised to win again

you don't mr magoo yourself into that kind of position

yeah you do, that dipshit would have lost to basically anyone except hilldawg

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
Is Tulsi going to be in the debate now?

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

spacemang_spliff posted:

Is Tulsi going to be in the debate now?

lol there is no way they will let that happen

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

RaySmuckles posted:

agreed

i'm so tired of hearing that trump is incompetent

he's the president of the united states, incredibly popular, and now clearly poised to win again

you don't mr magoo yourself into that kind of position

Trump is very ignorant and incompetent but he is very very good at marketing and that's how he won and quite possibly will win again

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

lol there is no way they will let that happen

Yeah I know but I thought I read they changed the rules and she now meets the requirements lmao

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



spacemang_spliff posted:

Yeah I know but I thought I read they changed the rules and she now meets the requirements lmao

they will change the rules again

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

Soup du Jour posted:

yeah you do, that dipshit would have lost to basically anyone except hilldawg

Hey c’mon

He’s gonna beat Biden too

0 rows returned
Apr 9, 2007

trump is definitely incompetent

its just that the voters are worlds worse

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


lol

https://twitter.com/cwarzel/status/1235033544440733696

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



i'm closing my eyes and imagining the absolute apoplectic energy the Liz Lads would be kama hame ha spirit bombing at Sanders Siblings if their positions were reversed: Warren the "progressive wing" frontrunner with Bernie lagging and eating poo poo in Vermont but hanging in there just to be a spoiler

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

spacemang_spliff posted:

Is Tulsi going to be in the debate now?

I hope so!! Can't wait for the most insane Tulsi conspiracy theories. :orb:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

0 rows returned posted:

trump is definitely incompetent

its just that the voters are worlds worse

Incredible that the world's dumbest man has 90,000,000 people we can certify are dumber than him.

It's 4th dimensional stupidity.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lmao bloomberg winning napa and marin

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
now we got to hope Biden goes full Biden and the voters will care

so we might be a bit hosed

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

Clip-On Fedora posted:

Hey c’mon

He’s gonna beat Biden too

oh I meant in 2016

trumo’s gonna turn 2020 biden into a fine paste

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reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
Welp, absent a blowout in california that really doesn't look likely to happen probably the only electoral path forward is basically Sewer Socialism.

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