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100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Grouchio posted:

Watch let's plays, music videos, stuff that somewhat often gets copyright stricken in the us?

(I said EU as Europe in general. How good is expating to Switzerland?)

Think twice about immigrating. Then rethink it a few more times. Having gone through it I do not easily recommend it to people.

If you don't really need to immigrate you're usually better off where you are, because the EU does not want you and they are not shy about letting you know. And I'm from the US so I obviously have an easier time of it but even then.

I won't drag it out but if you're serious PM me and I'll explain some more stuff but if you are considering it then I hope you're a steadfast person who's patient and pretty self-confident because the process will try to break you and it will break anyone less than desperate or less resolute.

Unless you're rich, then do whatever the gently caress you want.

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BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



A Buttery Pastry posted:

The EU is the European Union, not EUrope.
European Union Rope, with which we'll likely hang ourselves, eventually. :smith:

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Grouchio posted:

Super Tuesday is currently sucking balls; where would be the best place to move to in the EU? Germany or Switzerland?

Also how restrictive are internet/YouTube laws there?

stay home

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Grouchio posted:

Super Tuesday is currently sucking balls; where would be the best place to move to in the EU? Germany or Switzerland?

Also how restrictive are internet/YouTube laws there?

Hope you've got a serious, well-paid job and German language skills at the ready if you're coming from outside the EU. Doubly so for Switzerland - it's eyewateringly expensive and really only affordable if you're working for a big multinational or are being paid in Swiss francs.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





You could try and live close to the swiss border, go to work there and come back at night. Heard about it in Austria.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


mike12345 posted:

You could try and live close to the swiss border, go to work there and come back at night. Heard about it in Austria.

Lotta people do that, but that's because they're paid in Swiss Francs and living in Austria/Germany/France just over the border lowers their cost of living something hilarious so they make loving bank.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





yeah oc that's the thought. I mean otherwise why deal with the swiss

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


mike12345 posted:

yeah oc that's the thought. I mean otherwise why deal with the swiss

It's an insane racists hellhole of a tax dodge country. Otoh my fiance lives there and I'm moving over soon. It's also a magical place where everything works, is shiny clean, they care for the environment and have amazing mountains.

ymmv

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



Owling Howl posted:

You're not going to convince the north, Germans or otherwise, to pursue a policy that will erode their savings. Evidently the south can't be convinced to run economies that doesn't require perpetual high deficits. As such we're at an impasse and we ought to go our own ways.

Lol I wonder what happens to savings when interest rates are negative.
In wonder what happens to investment when even with negative rates they refuse to spend.
I wonder if this will impact a economy that has grown on free trade when that free trade framework is coming apart.
I wonder what will happen to german companies, who have grown on the backs of investing on oher EU countries and getting rate of returns of investment by 10-15% year over year.
I wonder if that happens, if the German economy will grow at a slower pace than the rest of the EU.even enter a recession.
those savings tho

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Antifa Poltergeist posted:

Lol I wonder what happens to savings when interest rates are negative.

That's part of the history of the Eurocrisis anyway; part of the reason the Sparkasse and Deutsche were so heavily exposed to Greek debt is that it offered marginally better rates of return than German debt does (which was already near-zero before the crisis), and they had a ton of pension liabilities to cover.

It's why right now the tech bubble is so insanely hyped you get poo poo like WeWork - a lot of it is giant retirement funds screamingly looking for the returns they promised everyone in an economy with no real, sustained growth.

Ataxerxes
Dec 2, 2011

What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?

Grouchio posted:

Super Tuesday is currently sucking balls; where would be the best place to move to in the EU? Germany or Switzerland?

Also how restrictive are internet/YouTube laws there?

Do you do computer stuff? Do you like winter? Come to Finland. All sorts of companies are hiring IT people and since no-one outside Finland speaks Finnish most people not deep in the sticks or over 60 speak English, at least to a degree. Pay isn't as big as in the US, but healthcare expenses aren't either. Especially in the IT sector most companies offer a variety of health services for free for employees.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Polish Law and Justice MEP:

https://twitter.com/D_Tarczynski/status/1234508356968157186?s=20

Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

Squalid posted:

wouldn't it be effectively impossible for both regions to try and do those things independently?

Yes, but for that you'll need to disband the Eurozone. The Euro was introduced by France to not have a unified German currency, which would (and did suck) for every country that isn't Germany. In particular, it makes France very much not the leader of the continent, which isn't really compatible with their ego either.

Without the Eurozone, countries are free to run deficits. Of course they can't really afford their EU-level spendings either, because interest rates will likely go back to the 15-20% they were before the Euro was introduced. That's also why Greece never quit the Eurozone, despite it seemingly making sense. Essentially, the reality will still be similar to now, except you can afford less poo poo. And you can't blame it on anyone else.

Germany will, by the way, still milk other countries dry, even (and especially) by having the most trade and its own currency. That's scenario A. In scenario B, the new Mark just increases in value until Germanies economy collapses entirely. Which would be fine for the South, except it'll also sucks.


So everything sucks.

Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

Hence I propose the following:

Take all EU money, every single cent, given to Poland and Hungary and their friends, and give it all to Greece, Spain and Portugal. In fact, throw Poland out of the EU entirely. It sucks, but its gotta be done.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm not sure poland is the problem with the EU.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Haramstufe Rot posted:


Germany will, by the way, still milk other countries dry, even (and especially) by having the most trade and its own currency. That's scenario A. In scenario B, the new Mark just increases in value until Germanies economy collapses entirely. Which would be fine for the South, except it'll also sucks.


FYI Germany has completely integrated its production processes, especially for cars, into Poland, Romania, Hungary and a whole lot more of eastern Europe. In your weird scenario of punishing Germany, you also break the East even more.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

I'm not sure poland is the problem with the EU.
The EU reaction to Poland compared to Portugal is good proof that liberals will tolerate fascists more than socialists though.

Which is why Poland will not be removed from the EU.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Guavanaut posted:

The EU reaction to Poland compared to Portugal is good proof that liberals will tolerate fascists more than socialists though.

Which is why Poland will not be removed from the EU.

Unlike Portugal which was removed?

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Haramstufe Rot posted:

Yes, but for that you'll need to disband the Eurozone. The Euro was introduced by France to not have a unified German currency, which would (and did suck) for every country that isn't Germany. In particular, it makes France very much not the leader of the continent, which isn't really compatible with their ego either.

Without the Eurozone, countries are free to run deficits. Of course they can't really afford their EU-level spendings either, because interest rates will likely go back to the 15-20% they were before the Euro was introduced. That's also why Greece never quit the Eurozone, despite it seemingly making sense. Essentially, the reality will still be similar to now, except you can afford less poo poo. And you can't blame it on anyone else.

Germany will, by the way, still milk other countries dry, even (and especially) by having the most trade and its own currency. That's scenario A. In scenario B, the new Mark just increases in value until Germanies economy collapses entirely. Which would be fine for the South, except it'll also sucks.


So everything sucks.

Seems to me there's no way to avoid suckage, so might as well push through to the other side.

Once you've got a task to do, it's better to do it than live with the fear of it.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

is there even a mechanism for kicking states out of the union

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

also even if you purged visegrad, the EU would still be constitutionally bound to a completely discredited ideology

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Cerv posted:

Unlike Portugal which was removed?
Portugal received more EU condemnation for daring to elect a leftist-ish government than Poland did for setting up literal 'LGBT Free Zones'.

So as Portugal was not removed, there's no way that Poland will for their quasi-fascist antics.

Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

I am saying we SHOULD throw out or sanction Poland: whilst it potentially provides great value and labor to Germany, everything they do goes completely against decency and moral values.
In contrast, Portugal is doing the right thing, but doesn't matter for our economy so we gently caress them.

It's clear what is going on.
If we really did give a poo poo about our values, we would slap Poland down so hard you'd hear the bang back in Moscow. We don't we do not give a poo poo about our "values" ourselves.
Poland and Hungary know this now. They know they will receive funds no matter what they say and do, because we like their cheap labor force essentially.

I know y'all know this. I didn't want to propose a plant to hurt the Polish people or something like that. I am just saying we are showing how inconsistent we are each day, and it leads to all this.
Same with Erdogan in Turkey. We built this fucker with our bullshit. Us.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


V. Illych L. posted:

is there even a mechanism for kicking states out of the union

Nope, none. They gotta leave of their own volition, it's part of the reason why Greece was such a pain for the Northern countries. If they could've kicked them out after they elected Syriza, they would have.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean I didn't build it and unless some of you work in the high levels of the EU or respective govenrments etc I don't think anyone here did either.

The wealthy and their polticians built it.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


OwlFancier posted:

unless some of you work in the high levels of the EU


Well, only medium-level i'd say :ohdear:

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Meanwhile the Polish and Hungarian banks are actually rather healthy.

Unlike Deutsche Bank which according to their own balance sheets is bankrupt and they will need to provide some new numbers on March 20th. I kinda expect a meltdown to be honest.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Who owns Deutsche nowadays anyway?

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Randler posted:

Who owns Deutsche nowadays anyway?

Big investment corporations like BlackRock etc, and also a chunk is held by the Qatari royal family.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-deutsche-bank-investor/deutsche-bank-shares-soar-after-new-shareholder-steps-in-idUSKBN2000V0

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Junior G-man posted:

Nope, none. They gotta leave of their own volition, it's part of the reason why Greece was such a pain for the Northern countries. If they could've kicked them out after they elected Syriza, they would have.
What options are there for making a member hurt? Specifically one that's a net recipient of funds. Hungary in particular seems to get a ton of money from the EU.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


A Buttery Pastry posted:

What options are there for making a member hurt? Specifically one that's a net recipient of funds. Hungary in particular seems to get a ton of money from the EU.

Well during the Eurocrisis the ECB and Eurogroup found all sorts of ways to make the economy scream (to borrow a phrase) but that's more difficult given that Hungary is not in the Euro.

You could see about withdrawing funds - there are (I think?) some measures to do that, especially when it comes to corruption, which isn't too hard to prove in Hungary. Problem is that you'd have to pass it through Council and they'd never do it; they would all worry that they would be next. Poland, Hungary, maybe even Austria and a few others will always hang together there.

Factor_VIII
Feb 2, 2005

Les soldats se trouvent dans la vérité.

OwlFancier posted:

I'm not sure poland is the problem with the EU.

Poland and Hungary are both ruled by populist authoritarians who have seized control of all the state institutions. It's a pretty major issue and it's happening in democracies around the world. Kicking Poland and Hungary out would be too extreme though. Withholding developmental aid that they funnel to their cronies would be a better first step.

Junior G-man posted:

Nope, none. They gotta leave of their own volition, it's part of the reason why Greece was such a pain for the Northern countries. If they could've kicked them out after they elected Syriza, they would have.

If the northern states wanted to kick Greece out after SYRIZA gained power, they could have simply withheld the 3rd bailout. Greece would have crashed out of the Eurozone and burned without it.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

A Buttery Pastry posted:

What options are there for making a member hurt? Specifically one that's a net recipient of funds. Hungary in particular seems to get a ton of money from the EU.

You could rescind voting rights, but that requires unanimous consent from all other members, and since Hungary and Poland have eachothers backs that's uhh yeah.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Pretty sure they can also levy considerable fines, but then the other states would have to be subject to the same rules themselves and, well.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Factor_VIII posted:

If the northern states wanted to kick Greece out after SYRIZA gained power, they could have simply withheld the 3rd bailout. Greece would have crashed out of the Eurozone and burned without it.

Yeah but again, that's the eurogroup, which isn't the same as kicking people out of the Union. Also you can't kick people off the Euro either, as we also discovered during the Greek crisis.

Deliberately crashing someone out of the Eurozone still needs the consent of the Member State, and even if they left the Euro it would not have been a guarantee that the Greeks would have left the Union too.

The Eurozone is the big San Andreas Fault underlying the whole European project anyway, but again there's no hard mechanisms to kick people out who don't wanna go.

Factor_VIII
Feb 2, 2005

Les soldats se trouvent dans la vérité.

Junior G-man posted:

Yeah but again, that's the eurogroup, which isn't the same as kicking people out of the Union. Also you can't kick people off the Euro either, as we also discovered during the Greek crisis.

Deliberately crashing someone out of the Eurozone still needs the consent of the Member State, and even if they left the Euro it would not have been a guarantee that the Greeks would have left the Union too.

I think you mixed up the Eurogroup and the Eurozone. If Greece defaulted it wouldn't have been able to pay state salaries and pensions so it would have had to leave the Euro and start printing its own currency (that would have almost immediately become worthless) in order to have something approximating an economy.

I never said that Greece would leave the EU entirely. Technically there's no way for a state to leave the Eurozone without leaving the EU, but the EU had come up with a legal fiction that Greece was only leaving the Eurozone temporarily in order to justify keeping it into the EU. However, considering that Greece would have gone through chaos similar to that suffered by Eastern Bloc countries when communism collapsed, it's quite possible that Greece would have gotten kicked out of the EU due to what would follow the loss of the Euro. E.g. kicking it out in order to keep millions of Greek migrants from flooding into Western Europe or if the power vacuum left after the collapse of government were filled by a dictatorship.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
The MFF negotiations haven't concluded yet, and that's where countries can be hurt because the UK is no longer here to contribute. And there's a pretty huge chasm between the requirement by the "Frugal Four" that not one cent more should be paid by them so the EU budget should be shrunk to account for the UK's departure, and the EU's ambitions wrt. utterless pointless greenwashing measures carbon emission reduction, and pretending to still matter on the world stage investing in new technologies without sacrificing the subsidization of the destruction of our environment the common agriculture and fishery policies.

lllllllllllllllllll
Feb 28, 2010

Now the scene's lighting is perfect!

Rappaport posted:

The purpose of the EU, aside from being the most neo-liberal poo poo-show known to man, is keeping Jerry relaxed. As it turns out, Jerry as a nation is still traumatized not by them electing an Austrian chancellor but by the inflation that happened a decade before him. Therefore, the eurozone is a massive funnel of money from the outside to the pockets of Germans! Isn't that swell. At least no one has invaded Belgium lately?
Thanks for reminding of the reason I shouldn't read this thread.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

A Buttery Pastry posted:

What options are there for making a member hurt? Specifically one that's a net recipient of funds. Hungary in particular seems to get a ton of money from the EU.

They could always flail their arms impotently and back down after a few months like they did with Austria.

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Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

lllllllllllllllllll posted:

Thanks for reminding of the reason I shouldn't read this thread.

have you figured out whether gay people can love each other yet

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