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DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


if Biden wins it’ll be because coronavirus absolutely massacred the economy and killed tens of thousands of people. short of that he has no chance. if that happens though I think he’s the favorite. would be very weird to see what he does in office in response to that

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Flavius Aetass posted:

... apocalypse?

I was gonna guess kwisatz haderach

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

cargo cult posted:

I'll give you a hint. im literally already the product of a eugenics experiment that's as old as the written word lol.

go on..

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


he’s so insanely good at tearing apart succ libs

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



lorn Wayne posted:

cool boomblargh lost 500 million

which is like me dropping a store bought sandwich

drat thats like... 40 million gundam kits...

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
cum

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




thank you mr president for speaking truth to power

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Mayor Dave posted:

He could have solved the flint water crisis ten times

truab

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
why dont you just shut up you loving nerd

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1235228511314620416?s=19

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

heartbreaking

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



dads friend steve posted:

he’s so insanely good at tearing apart succ libs

yeh he just calmly states what they did. their one weakness

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

he's on a roll this morning

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

dads friend steve posted:

he’s so insanely good at tearing apart succ libs

accelerationism ftw

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

if Biden wins it’ll be because coronavirus absolutely massacred the economy and killed tens of thousands of people. short of that he has no chance. if that happens though I think he’s the favorite. would be very weird to see what he does in office in response to that

he'll make a deal with McConnell to kill off an equal number of non-boomers so that everyone is even in the end

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

tenderjerk posted:

Sorry I thought rammstein was racits

Their music is just too angry

Didn't people flip their poo poo when they did a monologue in German that they perceived as some sort of Hitler speech but it turned out he was reciting the declaration of independence in German?

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


Trump's tweeting fingers are national treasures

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




he's gonna be president forever

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


That's a yes imo

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Seems like coronavirus is supposed to have an infection rate of 40-70% and kill 4%, so let's say 55% infection and that yields 7 million dead americabs, which will be great for earth

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


7 million additional deaths
:evilbuddy:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

TMMadman posted:

Thankfully, I live in Illinois, so I can protest vote for whomever I want because the state overall will almost certainly go for any Democrat, even Biden.

same but Indiana and Trump and voting for Hillary.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

cargo cult posted:

I'll give you a hint. im literally already the product of a eugenics experiment that's as old as the written word lol.
_________________/

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
seems like coronavirus only kills the loving weak. Are you a wolf from the steppes?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

triple sulk posted:

he's gonna be president forever

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Hatebag posted:

Seems like coronavirus is supposed to have an infection rate of 40-70% and kill 4%, so let's say 55% infection and that yields 7 million dead americabs, which will be great for earth

millions of dead americans is my cover band for millions of dead cops

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

TMMadman posted:

Thankfully, I live in Illinois, so I can protest vote for whomever I want because the state overall will almost certainly go for any Democrat, even Biden.

i wouldn't push the button for biden if he needed one more vote in texas

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013


hell yea jello

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Flavius Aetass posted:

i wouldn't push the button for biden if he needed one more vote in texas

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


lol gently caress that made me laugh more than it should have

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


cargo cult posted:

seems like coronavirus only kills the loving weak. Are you a wolf from the steppes?

A steppenwolf?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

lol god dammit

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

cargo cult posted:

seems like coronavirus only kills the loving weak. Are you a wolf from the steppes?

are you saying that you were genetically engineered "to be wild"?

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Flavius Aetass posted:

are you saying that you were genetically engineered "to be wild"?

im saying if you die from this youre a loving pussy

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Jello Biafra is older than me :woop:

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hatebag posted:

Seems like coronavirus is supposed to have an infection rate of 40-70% and kill 4%, so let's say 55% infection and that yields 7 million dead americabs, which will be great for earth

It's going to overwhelm the best health care on earth

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