Coronavirus 2021: I Threw Up On My Sheep

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Sten Freak: Sep 10, 2008; Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.; College Slice

Mozi posted:

remember when i posted the news article about the dog testing positive for the virus and most experts thought it was just because of environmental contamination?

Coronavirus: pet dog belonging to Covid-19 patient infected, Hong Kong health authorities confirm

poor doggo

i also finally talked with my parents today to make sure they were up to speed on the general recommendations. they were pretty on the ball already though but live in florida with a bunch of other old people so if it gets going down there it could be unpleasant

Oh no people in China's are going to be clubbing dogs to death even more

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A Grand Egg: Jan 12, 2020; by Pragmatica

CORONA

A Grand Egg fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Mar 4, 2020

# ? Mar 4, 2020 18:03

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

JK Fresco posted:

I'm actually surprised there's not more doomers posting itt

This virus is going to RIP AND TEAR the USA apart.

# ? Mar 4, 2020 18:04

A Grand Egg: Jan 12, 2020; by Pragmatica

Sunswipe posted:

This virus is going to RIP AND TEAR the USA apart.

CORONA

A Grand Egg fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Mar 4, 2020

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JK Fresco: Jul 5, 2019

Sunswipe posted:

This virus is going to RIP AND TEAR the USA apart.

That's what happens when you have viruses from animal crossing species

# ? Mar 4, 2020 18:07

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

A Grand Egg posted:

That dog dying of it is suspect as hell.

pages later and its still dumb as hell poo poo.

its should be a closed pinned thread with people known from the site allowed to make notices alone.

you literally don't read anything. the dog isn't dying, it's not even outwardly sick

seriously - i've said this before - gently caress OFF

# ? Mar 4, 2020 18:08

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

a grand egg, you are a dumber human being than trump

# ? Mar 4, 2020 18:08

Bonaventure: Jun 23, 2005; by sebmojo

scientists in Hubei have identified one risk factor of contracting the novel coronavirus is "having huge guts"

# ? Mar 4, 2020 18:09

A Grand Egg: Jan 12, 2020; by Pragmatica

Mozi posted:

a grand egg, you are a dumber human being than trump

CORONA

A Grand Egg fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Mar 4, 2020

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A Grand Egg: Jan 12, 2020; by Pragmatica

Mozi posted:

you literally

CORONA

A Grand Egg fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Mar 4, 2020

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Sono: Apr 9, 2008

Kerosene19 posted:

Two of my employees showed up sick today and I sent them home (with pay, I’m not a savage). Am I going to die now?

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/php/risk-assessment.html

CDC says there's no risk there.

# ? Mar 4, 2020 18:17

Gearhead: Feb 13, 2007; The Metroid of Humor

Booty Pageant posted:

i for reals forgot about ebola happening few years ago until someone drew ebolachan

where is our anim� embodiment of coronachan??

this is a life or death question!!!

She exists. Probably took an hour or two for someone to cook up a design after the Wuhan quarantine cranked up. The design language for these silly things is remarkably consistent, I'm not sure if it would be more or less funny if this wasn't such a serious situation.

# ? Mar 4, 2020 18:17

A Grand Egg: Jan 12, 2020; by Pragmatica

Mozi posted:

a grand egg, you are a dumber human being than trump

Namaste

# ? Mar 4, 2020 18:21

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

Sono posted:

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/php/risk-assessment.html

CDC says there's no risk there.

Makes sense a week ago when we believed the CDC that there was no community spread in the US or that there might not be asymptomatic transmission

poverty goat fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Mar 4, 2020

# ? Mar 4, 2020 18:27

There Bias Two: Jan 13, 2009; I'm not a good person

Mozi posted:

remember when i posted the news article about the dog testing positive for the virus and most experts thought it was just because of environmental contamination?

Coronavirus: pet dog belonging to Covid-19 patient infected, Hong Kong health authorities confirm

poor doggo

i also finally talked with my parents today to make sure they were up to speed on the general recommendations. they were pretty on the ball already though but live in florida with a bunch of other old people so if it gets going down there it could be unpleasant

Why *wouldn't* this be transmissible from dogs back to humans? I don't see any sort of barrier other than maybe low viral load. But even if the viral load is low, I don't see how that would totally eliminate the risk of transmission.

# ? Mar 4, 2020 18:31

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

the article says that when this happened with SARS 1 that they won't transmit it back to people

but really nobody knows yet. it's almost certainly nothing to worry about in particular above and beyond any normal precautions you're taking like washing hands

just an interesting thing, that's all we know for sure

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poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

So it's still ok to kiss strange dogs on the mouth?

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Hyzenth1ay: Oct 24, 2008

poverty goat posted:

So it's still ok to kiss strange dogs on the mouth?

if you don�t then I don�t even wanna know you

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Lord Decimus Barnacle: Jun 25, 2005; Hell Gem

Why did they test a dog? Is this normal?

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Bardeh: Dec 2, 2004; Fun Shoe

Dear Watson posted:

Why did they test a dog? Is this normal?

He was feeling a little ruff

# ? Mar 4, 2020 18:48

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

Dear Watson posted:

Why did they test a dog? Is this normal?

seems that HK just went above and beyond - they were notified that a family of hospitalized people had a dog so rather than putting it in a shelter they took it to a special dog quarantine and tested it

probably because it was known that in SARS, there was some human-animal transmission so they may have been curious

but again the dog itself doesn't show any symptoms so i would just avoid having your dog lick the inside of your mouth for a little while maybe if you're concerned

# ? Mar 4, 2020 19:01

Lord Decimus Barnacle: Jun 25, 2005; Hell Gem

Mozi posted:

seems that HK just went above and beyond - they were notified that a family of hospitalized people had a dog so rather than putting it in a shelter they took it to a special dog quarantine and tested it

probably because it was known that in SARS, there was some human-animal transmission so they may have been curious

but again the dog itself doesn't show any symptoms so i would just avoid having your dog lick the inside of your mouth for a little while maybe if you're concerned

My dog has insurance so he�s ok

# ? Mar 4, 2020 19:04

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

Gearhead posted:

She exists. Probably took an hour or two for someone to cook up a design after the Wuhan quarantine cranked up. The design language for these silly things is remarkably consistent, I'm not sure if it would be more or less funny if this wasn't such a serious situation.

I�m dead inside so I looked and am here to report that yes there is coronavirus porn and yes it is exactly what you think

# ? Mar 4, 2020 19:05

Gearhead: Feb 13, 2007; The Metroid of Humor

Hazo posted:

I�m dead inside so I looked and am here to report that yes there is coronavirus porn and yes it is exactly what you think

Of course there is, this is the internet.

# ? Mar 4, 2020 19:13

LostRook: Jun 7, 2013

Mozi posted:

seems that HK just went above and beyond - they were notified that a family of hospitalized people had a dog so rather than putting it in a shelter they took it to a special dog quarantine and tested it

probably because it was known that in SARS, there was some human-animal transmission so they may have been curious

but again the dog itself doesn't show any symptoms so i would just avoid having your dog lick the inside of your mouth for a little while maybe if you're concerned

HK did what was necessary. Mainland went above and beyond when people were flinging their pets out windows.

# ? Mar 4, 2020 19:21

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Hazo posted:

I�m dead inside so I looked and am here to report that yes there is coronavirus porn and yes it is exactly what you think

It's a corona bottle with the computer virus's head from Are You Afraid of the Dark on top?

# ? Mar 4, 2020 19:27

naem: May 29, 2011

Dear Watson posted:

Why did they test a dog? Is this normal?

Bardeh posted:

He was feeling a little ruff

# ? Mar 4, 2020 19:34

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

pixaal posted:

It's a corona bottle with the computer virus's head from Are You Afraid of the Dark on top?

Oh you�re river soul. :allears:

# ? Mar 4, 2020 19:38

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

mobby_6kl posted:

Planes are well filtered and regularly disinfected. And Eastern Europe either has few cases or not testing at all, either way nothing to worry about!

Security happily rummaged through our poo poo with no visible protection. Last week my friend flew in through another airport and they actively avoided touching people's stuff :iiam:

# ? Mar 4, 2020 19:42

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

Stay tuned for an effort post on why this is a conspiracy (I may make a thread actually)

Laugh if you will! The spread is intentional. �They� want people in North America to become infected and die. Every policy for dealing with this in either Canada or us is focused on minimizing awareness and preparedness when available healthcare has already all but collapsed. The worst is yet to come and it�s being done by design.

This goes back to the �who�s killing the worlds microbiologists?� list: it�s full of unusual deaths for people with very specific expertise on fighting disease throughout the 90s and 2000s. It�s stuff like �the professor was found naked, beaten, bloody, and crammed under a chair. His death was ruled a suicide�

These are the people who could have helped us, and they were killed intentionally.

Whoever simply said �nope� to my speculation re: this pandemic being related to last years break-in at Canada�s national microbiology laboratory: well good I�m glad we got that all cleared up

This is all being done by design. The system is being allowed to fail on purpose. Get ready for martial law and bans on any public gatherings of any size

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Mar 4, 2020 19:44

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Stay tuned for an effort post on why this is a conspiracy (I may make a thread actually)

Laugh if you will! The spread is intentional. �They� want people in North America to become infected and die. Every policy for dealing with this in either Canada or us is focused on minimizing awareness and preparedness when available healthcare has already all but collapsed. The worst is yet to come and it�s being done by design.

This goes back to the �who�s killing the worlds microbiologists?� list: it�s full of unusual deaths for people with very specific expertise on fighting disease throughout the 90s and 2000s. It�s stuff like �the professor was found naked, beaten, bloody, and crammed under a chair. His death was ruled a suicide�

These are the people who could have helped us, and they were killed intentionally.

Whoever simply said �nope� to my speculation re: this pandemic being related to last years break-in at Canada�s national microbiology laboratory: well good I�m glad we got that all cleared up

This is all being done by design. The system is being allowed to fail on purpose. Get ready for martial law and bans on any public gatherings of any size

All this is missing is a time machine and the theory that someone is messing with time to do um I dunno probably Musk or Trump loving with Time for personal gains it's your conspiracy.

# ? Mar 4, 2020 19:49

Hairy Marionette: Apr 22, 2005; I am not immune to propaganda

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Stay tuned for an effort post on why this is a conspiracy (I may make a thread actually)

Laugh if you will! The spread is intentional. �They� want people in North America to become infected and die. Every policy for dealing with this in either Canada or us is focused on minimizing awareness and preparedness when available healthcare has already all but collapsed. The worst is yet to come and it�s being done by design.

This goes back to the �who�s killing the worlds microbiologists?� list: it�s full of unusual deaths for people with very specific expertise on fighting disease throughout the 90s and 2000s. It�s stuff like �the professor was found naked, beaten, bloody, and crammed under a chair. His death was ruled a suicide�

These are the people who could have helped us, and they were killed intentionally.

Whoever simply said �nope� to my speculation re: this pandemic being related to last years break-in at Canada�s national microbiology laboratory: well good I�m glad we got that all cleared up

This is all being done by design. The system is being allowed to fail on purpose. Get ready for martial law and bans on any public gatherings of any size

Who's "They"?

# ? Mar 4, 2020 19:50

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Dude it is straight up the people on the news telling people what they�re going to try to murder them with. The fact that they�re still threatening people with a defunct weapon is loving pathetic.

# ? Mar 4, 2020 19:52

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Stay tuned for an effort post on why this is a conspiracy (I may make a thread actually)

Laugh if you will! The spread is intentional. �They� want people in North America to become infected and die. Every policy for dealing with this in either Canada or us is focused on minimizing awareness and preparedness when available healthcare has already all but collapsed. The worst is yet to come and it�s being done by design.

This goes back to the �who�s killing the worlds microbiologists?� list: it�s full of unusual deaths for people with very specific expertise on fighting disease throughout the 90s and 2000s. It�s stuff like �the professor was found naked, beaten, bloody, and crammed under a chair. His death was ruled a suicide�

These are the people who could have helped us, and they were killed intentionally.

Whoever simply said �nope� to my speculation re: this pandemic being related to last years break-in at Canada�s national microbiology laboratory: well good I�m glad we got that all cleared up

This is all being done by design. The system is being allowed to fail on purpose. Get ready for martial law and bans on any public gatherings of any size

Please source your quotes

# ? Mar 4, 2020 19:53

Tafferling: Oct 22, 2008; DOOT DOOT
ALL ABOARD THE ISS POLOKONZERVA

Hairy Marionette posted:

Who's "They"?

The Jews

# ? Mar 4, 2020 20:03

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; Can't post for 6 hours!

The throwback to the top scientists being murdered is something I haven't thought about in awhile. There was a whole like... database documenting them and stuff

# ? Mar 4, 2020 20:05

Tafferling: Oct 22, 2008; DOOT DOOT
ALL ABOARD THE ISS POLOKONZERVA

Also, Italy closed all schools and universities till march 15. No quarantine zones, ALL of them.

# ? Mar 4, 2020 20:09

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Stay tuned for an effort post on why this is a conspiracy (I may make a thread actually)

It's very important that you pay close attention to what I am about to say, so listen up:

Go gently caress yourself.

I normally love having a soft-brained conspiracy theorist around as a soft target, but not in this thread. I simply don't have the patience for that kind of stupid bullshit right now. The CSPAM thread is that way

# ? Mar 4, 2020 20:09

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I've killed all the world's top epidemiologists but not intentionally (thru bad posting). Sorry guys, enjoy your coronas responsibly.

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Fenarisk: Oct 27, 2005

I had to unfriend someone on Facebook touting that coronavirus symptoms are actually a result of 5g signals blocking oxygen saturation into our blood cells and to wake up sheeple.

:psyduck:

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