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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

not an endorsement posted:

now in coronavirus size



im going to buy a barrel of nearly pure isopropyl alcohol on the 12 month installment plan

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sullat
Jan 9, 2012

BULBASAUR posted:

lol if you think uber drivers will let you in as you're making GBS threads and coughing yourself to death

Threaten to downvote them and they have no choice.

Mrs. Dash
Apr 11, 2009
Let the cleansing properties of boomer flu do their work

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



unironically wish that elastometric respirators were more common

less waste and shortage, issue is with people being lazy assholes and not disinfecting properly

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



sullat posted:

Threaten to downvote them and they have no choice.

the gig economy strikes again

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

mobby_6kl posted:

Well it'll get diluted inside anyway.



drat that looks like some good tequila

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

flaccid peristalsis

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007




Thanks for the reminder. Just stocked up on extra coils for my digital nicotine thing. (I was running low anyway)

Only a matter of time before the shortage hits.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

holy poo poo

a big convention at the UN (status of women 20th anniversary) cancelled monday, the hotel i work with is the host over at the NYC headquarters

a million dollars gone at our hotel alone lmao

tourism industry takin its licks

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/Frederic_Brunel/status/1235341128637067264?s=20

:rip: europe

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




The Years of Rice and Beans

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
Who was it that was looking for etsy coronavirus stuff because the factories are already churning it out

https://twitter.com/carolineha_/status/1235291009728249857

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Gunshow Poophole posted:

holy poo poo

a big convention at the UN (status of women 20th anniversary) cancelled monday, the hotel i work with is the host over at the NYC headquarters

a million dollars gone at our hotel alone lmao

tourism industry takin its licks

i wonder how trump properties are doing, lol

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Spergin Morlock posted:

i wonder how trump properties are doing, lol

he's got a whole lot in Turkey iirc, and they don't have a single case miraculously

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

U-DO Burger posted:

choose who you infect wisely




Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Xaris posted:


nope.. cant enter the cns, not at all possible. relax flu bro

Are they trying to highlight swelling? There’s no white matter / grey matter changes that I can see.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

we should all be looking at Turkey, Romania, Bulgaria and Serbia for inspiration during these difficult times

Smug Mug
Jul 21, 2011

Lote posted:

Are they trying to highlight swelling? There’s no white matter / grey matter changes that I can see.

are you kidding me? the whole thing got rotated 10 degrees!

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

i wish they would plot cases vs tests on these things

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

doesn’t a fever like boil your brain?

I mean...

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004





nope.. cant enter the cns, not at all possible. relax flu bro

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235356907436683267

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235358098505728003

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

facetoucher cat posted:

Who was it that was looking for etsy coronavirus stuff because the factories are already churning it out

https://twitter.com/carolineha_/status/1235291009728249857

merch of the end of days

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1235356213514129408

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

:pray::pray::pray:

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

leave it to boomers to find another reason their kids never let them see their grandkids

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
MS now telling everyone to work from home starting tomorrow until the end of the month

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
This website is pretty cool - tracks twitter discussion of specific places in relation to Corona

http://ncov2019tracking.org/

kitten smoothie
Dec 29, 2001

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Yeeeeah in new york they found a whole family sick with corona. Their son is going to a jewish university in NYC and their daughter was probably in a school in westchester.

Not only is that lawyer and their family infected, so is a friend of theirs and their family too:

https://twitter.com/NY1/status/1235310712089608193

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

twoday posted:

This website is pretty cool - tracks twitter discussion of specific places in relation to Corona

http://ncov2019tracking.org/

That's pretty cool. The same strategy is used for early detection of earthquakes, and they can beat seismic detection times by several minutes.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/powerrangers/status/1235357675463962625?s=21

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Why don't people just start a misinformation campaign that's based on truth. Say that good hygiene and social distancing is just being implemented to cover up the real problem the MSM isn't telling them. The Australian fires caused ash to settle in the atmosphere and the cough is really caused by that, you have to wash your hands because the toxins from the dust will get in your face and rear end, if you don't stay inside and self isolate you'll be exposed to harmful free radicals that have been exposed to the environmental effects of mercury in retrograde and your balls will explode

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

facetoucher cat posted:

Why don't people just start a misinformation campaign that's based on truth. Say that good hygiene and social distancing is just being implemented to cover up the real problem the MSM isn't telling them. The Australian fires caused ash to settle in the atmosphere and the cough is really caused by that, you have to wash your hands because the toxins from the dust will get in your face and rear end, if you don't stay inside and self isolate you'll be exposed to harmful free radicals that have been exposed to the environmental effects of mercury in retrograde and your balls will explode

Yea this will totally cancel out the rights messaging you got it

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

facetoucher cat posted:

Why don't people just start a misinformation campaign that's based on truth. Say that good hygiene and social distancing is just being implemented to cover up the real problem the MSM isn't telling them. The Australian fires caused ash to settle in the atmosphere and the cough is really caused by that, you have to wash your hands because the toxins from the dust will get in your face and rear end, if you don't stay inside and self isolate you'll be exposed to harmful free radicals that have been exposed to the environmental effects of mercury in retrograde and your balls will explode

You also have to word it in ways that make it as opaque and confusing as possible like talking about chelation treatment for exposure to astrological mercury.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1235363311400685570

remembering that lovely wwz movie when israel locks its borders then kumbayas itself to death

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

Yea this will totally cancel out the rights messaging you got it

Tell them caronavirus turns you trans

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daft
Oct 16, 2012
we dye

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