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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/276818966935138305

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/336109470402891777

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/278179258759794688

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Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






לצחוק בקול רם

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 367 days!

Elephanthead posted:

Everyone is gonna get corona virus why wait beat the rush.
I mean right?

We have done such a poo poo job with this and we have no means to really fuckin do anything about it other than actively make it worse and every single one of us are rolling the dice on this and trump is too proud to get a vaccine and will still invite rando chuds from all over so thats good, I mean gently caress it :shrug:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

well duh, after every disease is cured you don't NEED healthcare

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

the popes toes posted:

Previous generations, without exception, were all compulsive masturbators. Or maybe I'm just projecting.

Simpler times. You walk into the forest an adolescent, you find porn. You get old enough to buy porn, you offer the porno to the forest a man.

Ancient rite of passage. Birth, Death, and Rebirth. Saṃsāra

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

If you take a cruise ship anywhere, you will certainly either get legionaire's disease or corvid. But they can still be fun.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Ed Balls coming on Ed Balls' balls

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
the only good part is that the infection rate in the US is probably vastly higher than any current official count, which probably means that the % fatal number is smaller.

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
man i fuckin love giardia and moody blues tribute bands

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

William Bear posted:

It is pretty strange that no Democrats have Secret Service protection yet.

Biden or Bernie are going to be the nominee, barring something truly unlikely happening, so our nation has an interest in protecting them from vegan extremists.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1235333097908047873?s=19

anti-dairy is a strange, strange single issue voting bloc given the totality of political concerns in america today. Who is their candidate? Do they have one?

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
my understanding of how brains work is that you can't really "cure" Alzheimers

also there are many, many kinds of dementia. Joe, Joe would you care to stand up and share with the group?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/atrupar/status/1235352633545756673

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/annamerlan/status/1235352557117034497

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

emfive posted:

the only good part is that the infection rate in the US is probably vastly higher than any current official count, which probably means that the % fatal number is smaller.

the sharper the spike, the more people are going to be left without care when the healthcare system is overwhelmed, so our actual fatality rate will probably end up being higher than other developed nations

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

the popes toes posted:

Previous generations, without exception, were all compulsive masturbators. Or maybe I'm just projecting.

Mark Twain thought so:


Some Remarks On The Science of Onanism posted:

Robinson Crusoe says, “I cannot describe what I owe to this gentle art.” Queen Elizabeth said, “It is the bulwark of virginity.” Cetewayo, the Zulu hero, remarked, “A jerk in the hand is worth two in the bush.” The immortal Franklin has said, “Masturbation is the best policy.”

...

Brigham Young, an expert of incontestable authority, said, “As compared with the other thing, it is the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.” Solomon said, “There is nothing to recommend it but its cheapness.” Galen said, “It is shameful to degrade to such bestial uses that grand limb, that formidable member, which we votaries of Science dub the Major Maxillary–when they dub it at all–which is seldom, It would be better to amputate the os frontis than to put it to such use.”

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Vim Fuego posted:

anti-dairy is a strange, strange single issue voting bloc given the totality of political concerns in america today. Who is their candidate? Do they have one?

anti-dairy people are mean motherfuckers and they will sooner cut your throat than watch you drink a milk.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Vim Fuego posted:

well duh, after every disease is cured you don't NEED healthcare

Disease does not exist in death

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
 

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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 367 days!
They dont like karem (hes 1 of the guys that was temporarily banned) and since hes come back everyone at the white house have been catty little bitches to him and jim acosta

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

power word- Jeb! posted:

so how long before we start getting publicly getting coronavirus takes about how it never would have got this bad under obama

because that's gonna make trump real mad

he blamed obama for the response being bad this morning so today

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

LOL

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
one of the kids in my sons class was home sick with the flu today.

i mean they told us it was the flu....but come' on, we all know

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tenderjerk posted:

They dont like karem (hes 1 of the guys that was temporarily banned) and since hes come back everyone at the white house have been catty little bitches to him and jim acosta

apparently it was Stephen Miller's wife specifically giving him poo poo this time

Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008

Vim Fuego posted:

anti-dairy is a strange, strange single issue voting bloc given the totality of political concerns in america today. Who is their candidate? Do they have one?

Its a movement that is essentially all about appearances. Like, I'm vegetarian, and agree with their message more or less, but oh by are those people bad. Its about fighting the good fight, but without any actual stakes. You get to identify as a activist without ever doing any kind of critical thought or analysis. For whatever reason all the hardline anti-dairy people I know are rich.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

sinnesloeschen posted:

gently caress you, capitalism

*extremely finance voice*

Cool

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


is that semen vermin standing behind him?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/victoriaxxviii/status/1235354111685595137

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
"So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Premiums will go up and quality will go down. Beau Obama Biden was both my sister and my friend, and my wife. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which I used to confront Cornpop. They didn't have white onions because of segregation, which I still support..." - Joe Biden 2020

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Dustcat posted:

the sharper the spike, the more people are going to be left without care when the healthcare system is overwhelmed, so our actual fatality rate will probably end up being higher than other developed nations

probably true, though we'll likely never really know for sure because nobody will care when lots of homeless people start dying.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

2DCAT posted:

"So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Premiums will go up and quality will go down. Beau Obama Biden was both my sister and my friend, and my wife. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which I used to confront Cornpop. They didn't have white onions because of segregation, which I still support..." - Joe Biden 2020

imma need a paualstretched low pass eq reading of this as the import b-side 2dcat

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/AntifaSac_/status/1235343927240282119

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

tacodaemon posted:

it hadn't occurred to me that this is something young people nowadays would think but I guess I can see it


https://mobile.twitter.com/TeenVogue/status/1235348062379352065

crankin it to ur ~*~imagination~*~

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/realGulDukat/status/1235306446180540419

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





tacodaemon posted:

apparently it was Stephen Miller's wife specifically giving him poo poo this time

i hope her ovaries turn into cancer

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
look at my record child

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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

funny thing is DS9 gets pretty weird in season 7 and this isn't so far off the mark

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