TRURO 1165: I could cause panic much better than even you

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Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

DryGoods posted:

give me more Horny Dad stories

Wait

Is cumshitters idiot straight son posting here??

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DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Plinkey posted:

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That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

if you think omar is great imagine how awesome her kids will be. double the cool genes!

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Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

DryGoods posted:

give me more Horny Dad stories

ask ur mom

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Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Plinkey posted:

im back in college before i was 21

same but Milwaukee's Best and Mickey's Big Mouths

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Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

I know she has at least one good one

# ? Mar 5, 2020 04:59

The Muppets On PCP: Nov 13, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Mrs. Dash posted:

I don't know what's going on but my chud dad who watches fox news all evening and used to listen to rush Limbaugh a decade ago seems to be developing this weird sort of admiration of AOC.

We don't typically talk politics a whole lot besides mutually complaining about political establishments not caring about the common American (I've given up trying to explain to him that he won't ever find that anywhere in the Republican party), but lately he keeps bringing up AOC in a positive context. That she's charismatic and savvy and that even if he thinks she's completely wrong he assumes that "if Pelosi hates her then she must have a good heart." Most recently he was saying that he doesn't think AOC is actually very far left and she only takes a "public extreme left position" to shift the dialogue and make it possible to achieve a compromise position that is secretly the thing she wanted the whole time.

I can't tell if my dad is just horny for pretty politics lady or if there's something more to it.

every fox news dad is horny for aoc, they showed that clip of her in college dancing on a rooftop for like 3 months nonstop

# ? Mar 5, 2020 04:59

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

802.11weed posted:

i was watching bad youtubes with my brother and i showed him fight song. he left immediately .

gently caress you i just involuntarily started whistling fight song why have you done this

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Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Durf posted:

drat that's long as hell and less than a megabyte

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Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

get out of my head killary

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

why dont fox news and the white house team up? what is stopping them? none of this matters any more. do whatever the hell you want.

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lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

Rah! posted:

gently caress you i just involuntarily started whistling fight song why have you done this

we all knew you were the canadian hair guy

the signs were all there

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Inspector Hound posted:

drat that's long as hell and less than a megabyte

but no one morphs

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deathbysnusnu: Feb 25, 2016

The Muppets On PCP posted:

every fox news dad is horny for aoc, they showed that clip of her in college dancing on a rooftop for like 3 months nonstop

The only two manly feeling allowed for chuds is anger and horny.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 05:01

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

eric ciaramella posted:

why dont fox news and the white house team up? what is stopping them? none of this matters any more. do whatever the hell you want.

how much more teamed up can they get

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Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Durf posted:

hot tips for a good cruise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56dftCIQ4d8

why not just drink the liquor and smuggle on board safely inside your body

# ? Mar 5, 2020 05:02

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

quote:

Sources close to The Muppets On PCP

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Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Gringostar posted:

TRUMP

https://i.imgur.com/csqU3wl.mp4

holy poo poo!

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Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Roosevelt posted:

holy poo poo!

they let you do anything in mexico if you have enough money

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Flavius Aetass posted:

how much more teamed up can they get

give the wh press secretary a foxnews show

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Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Durf posted:

ART WAR

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Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Plinkey posted:

they let you do anything in mexico if you have enough money

Better have pretty good aim if you're on the side ones

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802.11weed: May 9, 2007; ^no

Rah! posted:

gently caress you i just involuntarily started whistling fight song why have you done this

haha welcome to hell �this one�s for hillary ☝️� *flasjes lights on and off * :evilbuddy:

# ? Mar 5, 2020 05:06

Qurnah: May 9, 2008; every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make; Grimey Drawer

Mr. Sharps posted:

why not just drink the liquor and smuggle on board safely inside your body

why not just don't go on a cruise at all and avoid the horrible reality of a bunch of old people locked up in a relatively small area with no escape

# ? Mar 5, 2020 05:06

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

Plinkey posted:

they let you do anything in mexico if you have enough money

what did you eat there that made you say that

# ? Mar 5, 2020 05:07

802.11weed: May 9, 2007; ^no

sorry :[

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Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Rah! posted:

gently caress you i just involuntarily started whistling fight song why have you done this

high high hopes

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If biden is the nominee I'm publishing my now finished synthwave cover of fight song, now with improved lyrics

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Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

cruises fuckingsuck dic

E: k

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Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Flavius Aetass posted:

what did you eat there that made you say that

I had to sign an NDA

# ? Mar 5, 2020 05:09

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Plinkey posted:

they let you do anything in mexico if you have enough money

i'm just wondering if the little guy survived the plummet

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Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Louisgod posted:

high high hopes

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Qurnah: May 9, 2008; every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make; Grimey Drawer

Plinkey posted:

I had to sign an NDA

i didn't know bloomberg owned restaurants

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Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

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emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Roosevelt posted:

holy poo poo!

It pleases me to imagine that Isaac Newton and Stephen Hawking are looking down at this video, watching it over and over, smiling together

# ? Mar 5, 2020 05:11

augias: Apr 7, 2009

is there wifi on the cruise or do you need to use an internet cafe. hehe thatd b pretty old school. gonna frag these baby boomers with my rocket launcher :potg: