Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

Skwirl posted:

That's issue 9. When Logan is in Madripoor he's "Patches" someone who has all of Wolverine's powers and looks exactly like Wolverine but has an eyepatch.

Trademark dispute?

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Now I'm imagining Clarence Carter as the voice of Logan.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 09:09

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

The Lone Badger posted:

Trademark dispute?

Trademark law is the one law that's strictly followed in Madripoor.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 09:40

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

poly and open-minded posted:

I hope comet was nigh-invulnerable when he starts blastin'

he's actually almost invincible when he starts flying.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 10:00

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Push El Burrito posted:

Everyone knows Patch is Wolverine but nobody says anything because ~~he has knife hands~~ they're being nice

They ended up revealing - pretty early on into his solo series - that his friends, at least, knew and were just humoring him:

I love the implication in the second panel that he's like aw, maaaaaaan

and later:

(Wolverine #14-15)

# ? Mar 5, 2020 12:25

Red Bones: Aug 9, 2012; "I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

Skwirl posted:

Tag yourself, I'm the woman to the right of Black Hood who doesn't get her name on the cover.

Hand on heart I saw those two gold people at the back and thought they were some sort of electronic music + superhero duo called "the Vieb".

# ? Mar 5, 2020 14:23

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

Rhyno posted:

Who are you implying is the rip off?

Obviously the Comet is a ripoff of Captain Comet. :colbert:

Skwirl posted:

I literally know nothing about Impact comics. If I was in a grade school argument where you pretend you're a superhero and debate about who you are and who could beat who, and it was entirely based around this cover, I would go play soccer.

Impact (you have to include the exclamation point) was DC trying to use the 90's mania to launch a second superhero universe, this one based on characters they had acquired from Archie. A lot of those are golden age characters who got a sixties relaunch to cash in on the boom at that time and an 80's relaunch to cash in on the boom at that time before the 90s relaunch to cash in on the boom at that time. IIRC, they had two more attempts to make something of these characters and shockingly enough they failed as well.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 14:33

Vulpes Vulpes: Apr 28, 2013; "...for you, it is all over...!"

Pastry of the Year posted:

The idea that Logan wants so hard for his holiday identity to work while also putting zero effort into it is one of my favourite superhero comics running jokes.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 14:56

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Vulpes Vulpes posted:

The idea that Logan wants so hard for his holiday identity to work while also putting zero effort into it is one of my favourite superhero comics running jokes.

Wolverine is actually a huge Superman fan, he just doesn't understand that there's anything to a dual identity besides the clothes change.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 15:07

How Wonderful!: Jul 18, 2006; I only have excellent ideas

Pastry of the Year posted:

They ended up revealing - pretty early on into his solo series - that his friends, at least, knew and were just humoring him:

I love the implication in the second panel that he's like aw, maaaaaaan

and later:

(Wolverine #14-15)

PAD's brief Wolverine run was so good. I love those super velvety inks Sienkiewicz goes for here, I always felt like he "got" both Buscemas in a way no other inker did.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 16:13

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Superman #8 (1941)

Hero for Hire #13 (1973)

Strange Tales #180 (1975)

The Avengers Annual #7 (1977)

Marvel Two-In-One Annual #2 (1977)

Bill & Ted's Excellent Comic Book #4 (1992)
I'm guessing that's supposed to be G. Morrison on the right.

The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #6 (2015)

# ? Mar 5, 2020 16:36

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

Gann Jerrod posted:

Be careful who you talk to when you�re riding the rails! (Doctor Doom #6

This whole issue was great - I'd read an entire series of Doom and Kang road-tripping across America.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 16:43

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Darthemed posted:

Bill & Ted's Excellent Comic Book #4 (1992)
I'm guessing that's supposed to be G. Morrison on the right.

Going by the accent, I hear Alan Moore. "Wroitins"

# ? Mar 5, 2020 16:46

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Darthemed posted:

The Avengers Annual #7 (1977)

Tony just fell asleep in the armour, didn't he?

# ? Mar 5, 2020 16:52

Kantesu: Apr 21, 2010

Elfface posted:

Tony just fell asleep in the armour, didn't he?

You're assuming he's in the armor? Nah, he just left it there, I'll bet.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 16:57

jng2058: Jul 17, 2010; We have the tools, we have the talent!

Chinston Wurchill posted:

This whole issue was great - I'd read an entire series of Doom and Kang road-tripping across America.

"Good work Kang, I'll likely kill you in the morning."

# ? Mar 5, 2020 17:47

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prefect posted:

Going by the accent, I hear Alan Moore. "Wroitins"

Think its more a case of "every Britlish person talks like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins, right"

# ? Mar 5, 2020 17:55

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Chinston Wurchill posted:

This whole issue was great - I'd read an entire series of Doom and Kang road-tripping across America.

Nearly every piece of this is 'been there, done that' cliche, but dammit if it doesn't work.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 18:25

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Kantesu posted:

You're assuming he's in the armor? Nah, he just left it there, I'll bet.

He was just admiring a beautiful sunset when his armor ran out of juice.

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Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Oil... can...

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Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces; Nap Ghost

He's obviously bat-winging and just trying to separate his scrode from his thigh

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El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

jng2058 posted:

"Good work Kang, I'll likely kill you in the morning."

Now I'm mad we never got Cary Elwes as Doom. Reckon he could make it happen.

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Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Darthemed posted:

Iron Fist #15 (1977)

Scott's like, "God dammit, Jean, I've got ice cream in here!"

# ? Mar 6, 2020 00:45

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

This bit from Strikeforce #7 amused me:

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Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

Violator vs. Badrock #3

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Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

Random Stranger posted:

~~Violator vs. Badrock #3~~ The Awesome Advenures of Rockslide _{oh, I guess the other X-Men can be supporting characters too}

fixed

Unrelated, except for :science:

Deathlok'd Hank Pym still has anger issues.
Secret Avengers #36, 2012

# ? Mar 8, 2020 16:00

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

Fantastic Four #580

# ? Mar 13, 2020 06:31

hiddenriverninja: May 10, 2013; life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Binary Badger posted:

Fantastic Four #580

did Jonn jonnz marry a conehead?

# ? Mar 13, 2020 06:41

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Chinston Wurchill posted:

This bit from Strikeforce #7 amused me:

Aw man when did Jessica go back to the garbage outfit? Her redesign was nice.

# ? Mar 13, 2020 06:53

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Batman/Superman #7

In which Ra's Al Ghul finds himself out of his depth.

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Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

I always enjoy seeing Batman's villains meeting Superman, because 9 times out of 10 they just get clowned on.

Bad things tend to happen 1 time out 10 when Supes gets clowned, but that's a different universe :v:

# ? Mar 13, 2020 07:50

thetoughestbean: Apr 27, 2013; Keep On Shroomin

hiddenriverninja posted:

did Jonn jonnz marry a conehead?

That�s the Impossible Man! He�s a wacky shapeshifter that occasionally bothers the Fantastic Four. Once, he became his own wife!

# ? Mar 13, 2020 07:53

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

thetoughestbean posted:

That�s the Impossible Man! He�s a wacky shapeshifter that occasionally bothers the Fantastic Four. Once, he became his own wife!

They defeated him in his first appearance by ignoring him like he was a toddler throwing a tantrum.

# ? Mar 13, 2020 10:06

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

thetoughestbean posted:

That�s the Impossible Man! He�s a wacky shapeshifter that occasionally bothers the Fantastic Four. Once, he became his own wife!

Somebody post as much of New Mutants Annual #3 without going into :files: territory, please.

# ? Mar 13, 2020 10:59

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Infinitum posted:

Bad things tend to happen 1 time out 10 when Supes gets clowned, but that's a different universe

Jesus

# ? Mar 13, 2020 14:04

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Infinitum posted:

I always enjoy seeing Batman's villains meeting Superman, because 9 times out of 10 they just get clowned on.

Bad things tend to happen 1 time out 10 when Supes gets clowned, but that's a different universe

Anybody got that time Superman dealt with the Joker by basically laughing at his jokes and keeping him talking while he looked around to locate/defuse the "bombs around metropolis" situation handy?

I can't remember what series it was in, but it was before Injustice was daydreamed up.

Some Pinko Commie fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Mar 13, 2020

# ? Mar 13, 2020 14:29

Cassius Belli: May 22, 2010; horny is prohibited

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Anybody got that time Superman dealt with the Joker by basically laughing at his jokes and being very friendly to him to defuse the "bombs around metropolis" situation handy?

I can't remember what series it was in, but it was before Injustice was daydreamed up.

Scans Daily has your back.

# ? Mar 13, 2020 14:35