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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

shame on an IGA posted:

The real lesson here is that both field campaigning and paid advertising barely matter and the optimal strategy going forward is gathering kompromat on tv news producers

They're tv producers. Just start naming women's names until you get what you want

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MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Madurai posted:

Sounds suspiciously like

I dunno dude, the garbage that comes out of trump's mouth people (morons and racists) genuinely like

Biden otoh can't keep a straight line of thought for more than 60 seconds without talking about his big car or big pop

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Madurai posted:

Sounds suspiciously like

To be fair it really seems like the news goes out of the way to never play more than 15 seconds of trump talking at a time, which allows everyone to pretend his brain isn't melted.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

MA-Horus posted:

I dunno dude, the garbage that comes out of trump's mouth people (morons and racists) genuinely like

trump is also more than happy to lie about anything and everything even when he's not being an outright racist

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
I mean to be fair Biden is lying his loving rear end off and its working for him because much like Trump the media just ignores it

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
People eat lies up it seems. And truth just seems to hurt. We are colossally hosed.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

well, at least we'll always have lofi bernie beats to study/radicalize to


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm6qy_9E0rY

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Nashville tornado was an EF-3 on the ground for 50 miles that started in downtown Nashville and continued to the east based on preliminary survey. Everything I've heard is that its a mess right now.

https://twitter.com/Do615Nashville/status/1235364556790206465?s=20

e: I just saw the drone footage from Tune. That's a lot of Gulf Streams that are just straight hosed.

SquirrelyPSU fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Mar 5, 2020

Alaan
May 24, 2005

If you liked 2016s "but her emails" You'll love 2020s "Burisma!"

They aren't even trying to pretend it's anything but partisan nonsense. Oh shut he did good super Tuesday! 8 hours later Burisma!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://allthingscomedy.com/podcast/the-dollop/the-clarence-thomas-hearings

New Dollop, Clarence Thomas hearings. Lots of making GBS threads on Biden for being spineless since forever. Also Arlen Specter was a monster.

Wrennic_26
Jul 9, 2009
Nice data driven look at the covid-19 situation, with some interesting case study breakdowns.

https://nextstrain.org/narratives/ncov/sit-rep/2020-03-04

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

so it spread to north italy twice independently

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

https://twitter.com/michaelroston/status/1235256002435481600

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Let’s check on our plutocrat masters:

quote:

Wall Street, Encouraged by Biden’s Wins, Breaks Out Its Checkbooks

Fearful of the more progressive candidates, some finance executives had sidelined themselves from the elections until Mr. Biden surged.

quote:

“There’s a lot of momentum on Biden’s side,” Mr. Novogratz said. Already, one of his colleagues at Galaxy Digital, a cryptocurrency investment firm, was planning a Biden fund-raiser. Mr. Novogratz himself was set to host a dinner Wednesday night to raise money for voter-registration efforts in swing states. Stocks, hammered in recent days over fears of the coronavirus — along with an undercurrent of worry about Mr. Sanders, according to some traders — were rallying as he spoke on Wednesday morning

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/04/business/wall-street-joe-biden-bernie-sanders.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Woofer posted:

Or just delete Facebook and follow dogs and cats on Instagram.

Raccoons and opossum's too

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

This is a reminder that just being really good at cleaning your office/home and washing your hands will actually help out in this pandemic. This is also a reminder that the average Brit does not wash their hands five times in a typical day.



https://twitter.com/AndyBiotech/status/1235367728044822530

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


golden bubble posted:

This is a reminder that just being really good at cleaning your office/home and washing your hands will actually help out in this pandemic. This is also a reminder that the average Brit does not wash their hands five times in a typical day.



https://twitter.com/AndyBiotech/status/1235367728044822530

Eating rear end.....bad?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
:killdozer:

https://youtu.be/yb1hQfo4nFY

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


Don't read the comments.
:negative:

I wish all the commenters - all of which think that guy is a hero - lived in a town where every petty squabble was settled in that way.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

LingcodKilla posted:

Eating rear end.....bad?

I will not stop eating rear end

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Buttcoin purse posted:

Don't read the comments.
:negative:

I wish all the commenters - all of which think that guy is a hero - lived in a town where every petty squabble was settled in that way.

DoNotEat did the best overview of this petty assholes rampage.

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

ElMaligno posted:

I will not stop eating rear end

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
It's kinda cool how the CDC is not allowing hospitals to test for covid-19. Can't have more cases if you don't test for it!

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Buttcoin purse posted:

Don't read the comments.
:negative:

I wish all the commenters - all of which think that guy is a hero - lived in a town where every petty squabble was settled in that way.

I'm totally going to watch it but holy poo poo that guy was an rear end in a top hat

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



ded posted:

It's kinda cool how the CDC is not allowing hospitals to test for covid-19. Can't have more cases if you don't test for it!

That strategy’s working well for bigly strong country China, so we can do it even better!

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
derp

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
You know whats even cooler? I'm now pretty high risk at getting it. It's popped up in a few places nearby, my daughter works in a place that gets a shitload of customers every day and my wife works in a hospital.

:911:

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

CommieGIR posted:

DoNotEat did the best overview of this petty assholes rampage.

Yeah it was great, I was reading the comments hoping to find a mention that he was involved in this thing.

Ataxerxes
Dec 2, 2011

What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?
So you folks know the US army but have you seen what the Finnish one is like? Now you can!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1184250/Finnish_Army_Simulator/

It looks like someone got inspired by My Summer Car and made a conscript simulator.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/politidope/status/1235415582931066880
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1235409660104015873

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


I hate to defend him, but he didn't say it's okay, he just said some people do it, right? Of course ideally he would have said "they shouldn't go to work with it, but unfortunately because of our messed up system they have to", but of course he's not going to do that.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Ataxerxes posted:

So you folks know the US army but have you seen what the Finnish one is like? Now you can!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1184250/Finnish_Army_Simulator/

It looks like someone got inspired by My Summer Car and made a conscript simulator.

I'm the Spurdo porn

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

Ataxerxes posted:

So you folks know the US army but have you seen what the Finnish one is like? Now you can!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1184250/Finnish_Army_Simulator/

It looks like someone got inspired by My Summer Car and made a conscript simulator.

I really do love the idea of military / war simulators that simulate the non-tactical aspects of war. I always thought an interesting game would be a King of Dragon Pass style adventure as a platoon commander or whatever trying to keep your soldiers on point and focused on the mission or training and not freaking out about being sent to a foreign warzone to die or going all warcrimes. Or an FTL game where instead of fighting bad guys, your objectives were to run a department while also considering the professional development and mental condition of your crew. Maybe go the whole game with one or two combats, including a potential blue-on-blue you have to defuse.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Buttcoin purse posted:

I hate to defend him, but he didn't say it's okay, he just said some people do it, right? Of course ideally he would have said "they shouldn't go to work with it, but unfortunately because of our messed up system they have to", but of course he's not going to do that.

Maybe if he can't make a clear and coherent statement that affects public safety he should just keep his mouth shut.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/1235531962787520513?s=19

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

piL posted:

I really do love the idea of military / war simulators that simulate the non-tactical aspects of war. I always thought an interesting game would be a King of Dragon Pass style adventure as a platoon commander or whatever trying to keep your soldiers on point and focused on the mission or training and not freaking out about being sent to a foreign warzone to die or going all warcrimes. Or an FTL game where instead of fighting bad guys, your objectives were to run a department while also considering the professional development and mental condition of your crew. Maybe go the whole game with one or two combats, including a potential blue-on-blue you have to defuse.

So like Theme Hospital, but instead of a hospital administrator, you're a platoon CO in First Cav?

Someone should make this.

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006


Does this mean Gallagher might still face some sort of justice?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



breaking news

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

GoGoGadget posted:

Does this mean Gallagher might still face some sort of justice?

The ICC doesn’t really have the ability to enforce anything beyond mean words

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Ataxerxes
Dec 2, 2011

What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?

RFC2324 posted:

I'm the Spurdo porn

Prööh. Prööh never changes.

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