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"listen, jack!" *loudly shits pants* "no malarkey!" *loses election*
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WarMECH posted:"listen, jack!"
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Stefan Prodan posted:I couldn't stand either of the true anon people's voices on the last Chapo haha  Liz is rad as hell tho
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Lawman 0 posted:https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1235540587144712192?s=20 i wonder if something will matter!!!
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WarMECH posted:"listen, jack!" you wanna do some pushups
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WarMECH posted:"listen, jack!" "we've got to go back!" *goes back, loses again*
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Squizzle posted:you wanna do some pushups 
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Ive purposely not watched latest star wars or last season of got because everyone says they suck so bad I'd rather have it end without closure than be disappointed
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Mar 5, 2020 14:44
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Mar 5, 2020 14:45
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CODChimera posted:i hope trump beats biden with a bat live on tv during the debates or any other time jokers trick
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A take im seeing alot now on twitter is that yea, both trup and bidens brains are both total dogshit but trup has adapted this alpha move of just powering through the gaffes and joe just crumbles and feels self-conscious in real time that his brain is failing him Doesnt seem too sustainable for dems, oh well they probably know what there doing
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Trump’s going to come out in a few months once all the olds are dying and go “good news, i don’t have to cut social security and Medicaid anymore!” and sweep the 50 states. i mean he could literally come out the night before the election and state that he cured covid/ebola/cancer and ended homelessness and had a 4000% return on the stock market and the media will be all like "well he may be overstating some of his accomplishments juuuuuust a bit" and he will win 538-0 becasue we are a country of moron idiots
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tenderjerk posted:A take im seeing alot now on twitter is that yea, both trup and bidens brains are both total dogshit but trup has adapted this alpha move of just powering through the gaffes and joe just crumbles and feels self-conscious in real time that his brain is failing him trump has decades of media experience playing a tough guy so even his worm addled brain can do it from muscle memory
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i just diarrhead in my pants the corona virus made me do it
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WarMECH posted:biden: "i was vp to barack obmaba for 8 years!" radrock obumem
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tenderjerk posted:A take im seeing alot now on twitter is that yea, both trup and bidens brains are both total dogshit but trup has adapted this alpha move of just powering through the gaffes and joe just crumbles and feels self-conscious in real time that his brain is failing him trmurp has embraced his brain worms and has willingly turned himself over to their control biden is still coming to terms with his worms and fighting them which his dumb because the worms always win always
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lol at being obama just waking up every day like "welp,"
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euphronius posted:after picking the worst person to run against trump , demoncrars pick the second worst person i'll give credit in that Biden probably isn't the WORST person. mini mike would have lost just as badly, and mayo pete as the nominee would have been total annihilation due to the lowest black turnout in history. but besides those cases, yea I'd say Biden is the next worst
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Spergin Morlock posted:here's a good example. about 10 seconds in she does it in the chapo episode she sounds like an irl version of the californians on snl and he sounds like a hella hyped-up charlie kelly
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Penn State shouldn't even exist anymore.
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WarMECH posted:biden is still coming to terms with his worms and fighting them which his dumb because the worms always win  when hes confused himselfI cant help but feel that for staking their entire reputation and future on this, dems didnt really think this through
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Basebf555 posted:Penn State shouldn't even exist anymore.
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lol gently caress that guy
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tenderjerk posted:yeah but does he *always* have to stop all his sentences to leak out whatever gibberish words have simmered to the top of his septic tank brain and then literally go they don't care if trump wins they'll be fine and their rich friends won't have to pay higher taxes
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remember when biden was making out with his granddaughter
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Bulgakov posted:lol  https://twitter.com/ObamaFoundation/status/1232754918747930626?s=20
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hard to believe its already 2054. time really flies
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Bulgakov posted:trumma trumma trumpY!!!
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tenderjerk posted:yeah but does he *always* have to stop all his sentences to leak out whatever gibberish words have simmered to the top of his septic tank brain and then literally go
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we hold these truths - alll men and women create- you know the thing
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fits my needs posted:remember when biden was making out with his granddaughter i was thinking about when is Biden going to introduce us to his newest grandchild, baby doe biden
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At "longfriend timefriend" obama should have stepped in and asked joes family to intervene Definitely when he called the polite undecided voter fat and challenged him to a pushup contest This is unethical enablement, elder abuse at this pt
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