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Feb 25, 2020 22:14
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aaa-aaaaaahhh! savior of the universe!
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Feb 25, 2020 22:46
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https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSapp/status/1235456598602141696?s=19 I guess their last employee quit...
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Mar 5, 2020 15:11
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Killingyouguy! posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSapp/status/1235456598602141696?s=19 "Life-changing" I'd agree.
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Mar 5, 2020 15:17
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quote:My name is Nathen Mazri, founder of GarfieldEATS, & I am passionate about Youth Homelessness , Unemployment, and Poverty as I do know how it feels to have a Zero balance in your ATM machine and no one believing in you inundated with job rejections. ... Checks out.
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Mar 5, 2020 15:22
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So people are suppose to give him 100k so he can hire people? What a gracious soul.
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Mar 5, 2020 15:22
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veni veni veni posted:So people are suppose to give him 100k so he can hire people? What a gracious soul. He does promise to use that money to pay their rent and then take them shopping so they can buy new clothes and toothbrushes.
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Mar 5, 2020 15:23
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Nothing says caring about the homeless like not letting them have control over their own finances
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Mar 5, 2020 15:25
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:He does promise to use that money to pay their rent and then take them shopping so they can buy new clothes and toothbrushes. All every homeless person needs to make it is a makeover montage from an 80s teen movie.
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Mar 5, 2020 15:26
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Hello yes I am killing you guy and I am asking for $2 000 K for taking off the homeless's glasses and letting their hair down, tia
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Mar 5, 2020 15:28
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so kind of him to do this now, in the spring
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Mar 5, 2020 15:29
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lmao i read the article so basically what he did was walk down the street a little bit and chat up the people at the women's shelter nearby i guess he thinks the young ones are worth investing in / poaching what a fuckin weirdo
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Mar 5, 2020 15:31
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“I do know how it feels to have a Zero balance in your ATM machine” I can only imagine he means a personal ATM he has in his house that his servant forgot to refill.
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Mar 5, 2020 15:54
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Disco Pope posted:All every homeless person needs to make it is a makeover montage from an 80s teen movie. Clothes, shoes, toothbrush etc.
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Mar 5, 2020 15:55
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EL BROMANCE posted:“I do know how it feels to have a Zero balance in your ATM machine” Now, now, to be fair it's not technically his money.
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Mar 5, 2020 15:59
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EL BROMANCE posted:“I do know how it feels to have a Zero balance in your ATM machine” Or maybe in the business account he's got for GarfieldEATS. Explains the "no one believing in you" bit, too.
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Mar 5, 2020 16:01
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I hate when people do that. You want to help the homeless? Hire some homeless, you've got jobs to give! Promising to change the world, as long as it is on someone else's dime is self-serving and borderline grift
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Mar 5, 2020 16:22
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EL BROMANCE posted:“I do know how it feels to have a Zero balance in your ATM machine” Hey now, we've all been there. Sometimes Dad doesn't pick up the phone right away and you gotta ask through Mom to get some money in your shared bank account 
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Mar 5, 2020 18:45
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Drunk Nerds posted:I hate when people do that. You want to help the homeless? Hire some homeless, you've got jobs to give! oh this is 100% solid grift all the way through. this is unmitigated red velvet grift with buttercream grift icing. served on a table he stole from an orphanage.
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Mar 6, 2020 15:40
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With your help, Nathen will fly the entire homeless population of Toronto to Dubai, where they will work on and eventually be entombed in a Great Sphinx that looks like Garfield.
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Mar 8, 2020 14:42
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goodog posted:With your help, Nathen will fly the entire homeless population of Toronto to Dubai, where they will work on and eventually be entombed in a Great Sphinx that looks like Garfield. I'm down with the clown
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Mar 8, 2020 14:43
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Drunk Nerds posted:I hate when people do that. You want to help the homeless? Hire some homeless, you've got jobs to give! He cannot hire them until someone (someone else!) pays for their shopping spree makeover. GarfieldEATS has very high standards when it comes to everything except its food.
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Mar 8, 2020 14:50
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 fuckin pardon, nathen?
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Mar 8, 2020 15:52
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Killingyouguy! posted:
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Mar 8, 2020 17:06
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He's going to get his employee
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Mar 8, 2020 17:07
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Killingyouguy! posted:
Garfield is known for three things: 1. He hates Mondays. 2. He loves lasagne. 3. He doesn’t trust communicable disease protocols
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Mar 8, 2020 17:11
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Killingyouguy! posted:
This guy's brains are just incredible
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Mar 8, 2020 18:54
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 NATHEN!!!! (for those unfamiliar with instagram conventions, this is basically its equivalent of a retweet)
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Mar 9, 2020 02:22
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Killingyouguy! posted:
Wow, Donny Goodbrains has nothing on ol' Nathen.
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Mar 9, 2020 02:28
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Killingyouguy! posted:
I, uh... That's a cut off picture of something horrible, isn't it?
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Mar 9, 2020 02:35
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The fans of @garfieldeatsapp sure are something:
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Mar 9, 2020 02:37
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Chunderbucket posted:I, uh... That's a cut off picture of something horrible, isn't it? i cannot (and will not) verify this but i've been on the internet long enough to know to trust my instincts that, yeah, there was a global photo feed on the app for a while (maybe still is?) that was completely unmoderated and full of garfield porn too
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Mar 9, 2020 02:37
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Killingyouguy! posted:
Killingyouguy! posted:
l m a o this guy is a nonstop source of
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Mar 9, 2020 06:06
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Killingyouguy! posted:
Oh my god
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Mar 9, 2020 08:20
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 bad news i'm bracing to be the only human who's gone to garfieldeats twice
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Mar 10, 2020 01:24
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Wait are they actually closed on Mondays?
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Mar 10, 2020 01:26
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Duckula posted:Wait are they actually closed on Mondays? yep! it's the dumbest gimmick
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Mar 10, 2020 01:28
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mondays are the slowest day of the week for restaurants, plus it's the staff's 'weekend' many will close on mondays but its a neat coincidence
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Mar 10, 2020 01:32
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Killingyouguy! posted:
Mneow? Is... is that what they use for a cat sound in Arabic? It's like the bastard child of Meow and Nyan. Edit: vvvv: mailing him to Abu Dhabi feels really different from the perspective of someone living in Dubai. Akratic Method fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Mar 10, 2020 |
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Mar 10, 2020 01:36
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what is their stance on nermal this is really important
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Mar 10, 2020 01:37
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