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cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
the porsche cayenne driving pride sticker moms will be heartbroken :smith:

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

fits my needs posted:

you can get arrested for drunkenly walking on the sidewalk? what the gently caress

It was Laclede's Landing in St. Louis which is a major party area. Everyone was stumbling drunk. Pigs just wanted to collar a person to make sure everyone knew who was boss.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
anxiously awaiting the trump tweets

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



baw posted:

anxiously awaiting the trump tweets

:hai:

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
btw if you want to bully shitlibs on social media this is the biden emoji 🌅

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 382 days!

baw posted:

btw if you want to bully shitlibs on social media this is the biden emoji 🌅
what is it

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer

tenderjerk posted:

what is it

A sundown, I assume.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Huxley posted:

A sundown, I assume.

yea

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

an Italian American man looks off to the distance with a single tear coming down his cheek

Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

hubba hubba hubba hubba

fits my needs posted:

you can get arrested for drunkenly walking on the sidewalk? what the gently caress

Public drunkenness, disturbing the peace, resisting arrest gotta be a few more charges they can throw at you

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




baw posted:

btw if you want to bully shitlibs on social media this is the biden emoji 🌅

news to use

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Huxley posted:

A sundown, I assume.

I just assumed it was a joke about dementia/not being able to remember faces

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer

She's going to endorse Biden for a cabinet spot, just like the rest of them.

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Huxley posted:

She's going to endorse Biden for a cabinet spot, just like the rest of them.

the problem is that biden will never remember which cabinet he put her in

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Huxley posted:

She's going to endorse Biden for a cabinet spot, just like the rest of them.
im pretty sure her seat is safe and she wont endorse, she ran as a spoiler so her kids could get corporate sinecures

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 382 days!

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
Oh what a surprise she dropped out after super Tuesday even literally nothing about her campaign changed

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

LegoMan posted:

Oh what a surprise she dropped out after super Tuesday even literally nothing about her campaign changed

If she really wanted to tank Bernie's campaign as hard as possible she'd stay in another week. There's still enough states left for Bernie to come back, assuming he picks up a majority of her voters.

Of course, he'll get screwed at the convention regardless so this is all moot.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
https://twitter.com/SteveGuest/status/1234579299652554753

its a stutter

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

cargo cult posted:

im pretty sure her seat is safe and she wont endorse, she ran as a spoiler so her kids could get corporate sinecures

no, she ran as a woman's issue. pink hats, she persisted, me too. that's the entirety of it and after how she was treated women are loving pissed. it was mathews treatment of warren that caused the woman to write the article that got him fired. I don't think most people grasp just how loving pissed women are now.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Condoms are selling out because people are wearing them on their fingers to protect from coronavirus

The new trend – spotted in Australia and Singapore, so far – has seen shelves once packed with condom boxes barren and empty. Baskets are being packed with packets of condoms as paranoia surrounding COVID-19 reaches its climax.

One-fingered gloves have been shooting off the shelves according to Facebook and Twitter users. Australian Thanh Thai took to Facebook to post a picture of the empty shelves captioning it: “Can anybody please tell me what happened.”



The contagious virus – measuring roughly one-900th the width of a human hair – tends to hitch a ride on viral droplets that house it, experts say.

The virus can last on bus poles, touch screens and lift buttons from between two hours and nine days. While a simple disinfectant wipe can, experts say, break the delicate virus, some Singapore citizens are protecting themselves in this rather unique way.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
hmm bidens gaffes are really worrying

but i mean theyre just gaffes

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


where’s the trump tweet I need the tweet

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

lol that people are still buying the magnum condoms first.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

where’s the trump tweet I need the tweet
i need him to hurry up and start bullying biden mercilessly so bad

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1235594306297253889?s=19

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/business/status/1235582200772521985

Whoa! What a shocker!

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
magnum condoms for my monster hands

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Squizzle posted:

imagine trump eating rear end

imagine the sounds. the smell

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1235598653114511360?s=19

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

PostNouveau posted:



Whoa! What a chocker!

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

but he told the pharma ceos to do it, surely he knows more than the people that make the drugs

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




he's right

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

fartbreaking,

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 382 days!
Trup has been accurate on just about all of the dnc ratfuckery , which is a real testament to how tremendously awful the democratic party is

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

baw posted:

btw if you want to bully shitlibs on social media this is the biden emoji 🌅

lol

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
situation:

went to take a poo poo at work, wiped the seat down, flushed the toilet, and sat down

the toilet won't stop flushing and it's splashing water on my parts. I don't want gross water and piss on me so I stand up a bit to let it finish

I then remember that I am currently pissing and look down to see it going all over my pants and shoes

please send help

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



wow this guy’s a loving genius

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