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Hell yes a case was just confirmed in Waterloo Ontario. She flew from Italy with a layover in Portugal. Sick.
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Mozi posted:either contribute something informative or funny or go away For now you can laugh at fema camps not being real (until they’re in full swing in a few months) Martial law, suspended presidential election and more, coming to the United States!
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:For now you can laugh at fema camps not being real (until they’re in full swing in a few months) Lol that would imply an unprecedented level of giving a gently caress about anything on the part of the government. Nothings going to change that hurts the financial industry and credit card companies
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It's fascinating how pervasive the effects if this already are. For the last 70 years all the major stuff we've lived through have been largely spectator events. Even recession have large numbers of people who barely notice. This time even people who don't get sick will be impacted by stuff shutting down or just having to watch out for people who are infected.
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:For now you can laugh at fema camps not being real (until they’re in full swing in a few months) ok i had a really hard time telling what you were trying to say
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AKA Pseudonym posted:It's fascinating how pervasive the effects if this already are. For the last 70 years all the major stuff we've lived through have been largely spectator events. Even recession have large numbers of people who barely notice. This time even people who don't get sick will be impacted by stuff shutting down or just having to watch out for people who are infected. The people who don't get sick will do the majority of the infecting. It's fun for the whole family.
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AKA Pseudonym posted:It's fascinating how pervasive the effects if this already are. For the last 70 years all the major stuff we've lived through have been largely spectator events. Even recession have large numbers of people who barely notice. This time even people who don't get sick will be impacted by stuff shutting down or just having to watch out for people who are infected. yeah. Italy is doing spectator free sports for the next bunch of months and I wouldn't be surprised to see that come to North America soon as well. Things are going to get weird for a while.
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:For now you can laugh at fema camps not being real (until they’re in full swing in a few months) The US didn't suspend presidential elections for a World War and it didn't suspend elections for a Civil War either. What makes you so confident the US will suspend things now?
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golden bubble posted:The US didn't suspend presidential elections for a World War and it didn't suspend elections for a Civil War either. What makes you so confident the US will suspend things now? Trump does what he wants.
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:For now you can laugh at fema camps not being real (until they’re in full swing in a few months) lol
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Yeah literally trump The Bush years and the Obama years were setting up whoever would become president after them with essentially unlimited power Anything can be seized by order of the president now if it fits into a nebulous criteria of “national interest”
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If temrump thinks he’ll lose he will 100% end democracy in America lol He’ll see the media narrative blaming him for mounting death tolls and public support for him will go away as he fails to protect anyone
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The Walrus posted:yeah. Italy is doing spectator free sports for the next bunch of months and I wouldn't be surprised to see that come to North America soon as well. Things are going to get weird for a while. It will be interesting to see more sports that sound like with little to no fan involvement. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK0cGLd2Bes
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Suspend elections because too many virus dead could swing election, extend presidential term length, become forever president, change title to god-emperor.
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2020 is gearing up to be notably retarded and dangerous, good luck everyone
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Sten Freak posted:My folks booked us on a cruise for June a while back. Thankfully my mom did get travel insurance which is extremely unusual for her but this is a big expense for her. I feel really sorry for her. Same, my in laws booked a cruise and invited my wife and me to Europe in June They are Chinese also so my wife is worried about getting harassed if people on the boat get sick which also sounds like that could be bad
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Don't forget to sanitize your smartphones once per day. A lot of people forget that they are nearly as bad as a bathroom doorknob in terms of disease vector. You touch your phone before and after you wash your hands. And some gross idiots (myself included) use their phone WHILE they go to the bathroom. Clean your phones.
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I bought more rice, the rice and beans aisle had been restocked from empty last weekend but was more than half empty already I look forward to not eating all this rice
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smoobles posted:Don't forget to sanitize your smartphones once per day. A lot of people forget that they are nearly as bad as a bathroom doorknob in terms of disease vector. You touch your phone before and after you wash your hands. And some gross idiots (myself included) use their phone WHILE they go to the bathroom.
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naem posted:I bought more rice, the rice and beans aisle had been restocked from empty last weekend but was more than half empty already Rice is a good dessicant. Your corpse can be buried in it to prevent disease spread.
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i put my rice and beans in mylar pouches with oxygen absorbers and then in buckets so really the only way i'll come out the fool here is if nothing terrible happens in the next decade and i'll take those odds worst case scenario i save a lot of money and eat simple cheap filling dinners for a while
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That New York plague lawyer was apparently on my building. Cool cool cool
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Saying you don't use your phone on the toilet is the same level of lying as saying you dont jerk off. Just a complete and utter fabrication.
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Seph posted:Saying you don't use your phone on the toilet is the same level of lying as saying you dont jerk off. Just a complete and utter fabrication. My wife leaves her phone out of the bathroom when she goes in, it boggles my mind and I'm Googling divorce lawyers
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Sten Freak posted:Unrelated China is loving the virus conspiracies. Wilbur Ross has already stated that the virus is a jobs program for the US. If that isn't confirmation, I don't know what is.
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Hyzenth1ay posted:oh no twin babysitting while bed-ridden for a week and a half definitely sucks
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smoobles posted:My wife leaves her phone out of the bathroom when she goes in, it boggles my mind and I'm Googling divorce lawyers Next you're going to tell us she doesn't pee in the shower.
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:If temrump thinks he’ll lose he will 100% end democracy in America lol Lol you don't really know much about Trump supporters it seems.
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Lambert posted:Next you're going to tell us she doesn't pee in the shower. Peeing in the shower owns and I will happily admit to it
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Seph posted:Peeing in the shower owns and I will happily admit to it Pee on your hands to stop the coronavirus
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Burt Sexual posted:Cruise Stuff So are they just going to screen everyone? Like unless you've been living in a cave in the woods how can you be 100% sure you haven't stood near an Italian in the last two weeks?
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Target was completely cleaned out of Lysol spray. Interestingly, the Lysol and Clorox wipes, and the Microban spray (which works better) were untouched. golden bubble posted:The US didn't suspend presidential elections for a World War and it didn't suspend elections for a Civil War either. What makes you so confident the US will suspend things now? 
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smoobles posted:My wife leaves her phone out of the bathroom when she goes in, it boggles my mind and I'm Googling divorce lawyers Because that means she has a second phone hidden in there and she's having an affair, right?
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Lol my office just sent a coworker home who's feeling slightly sick. This person is on contract and doesn't get paid time off.
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smoobles posted:Pee on your hands to stop the coronavirus Does Costco sell pee?
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Seph posted:Saying you don't use your phone on the toilet is the same level of lying as saying you dont jerk off. Just a complete and utter fabrication. Unless I'm expecting a call I don't take my phone to work, and I do most of pooping at work, so…
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I've tried the Twitter recipe someone posted (rubbing alcohol + aloe vera gel) and it's ok if a bit too strong for my taste
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