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lol my manager just explained to everyone that sick time is a goddamn privilege
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dex_sda posted:it's when you milk oats, what's so weird about that a month from now I'm gonna lol at the losers who didn't kidnap a lactating quaker early
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Bro, Bro- it's fine bro. Just kills dudes with underlying health conditions bro. How many Americans could have those bro?
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Mar 5, 2020 18:55
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U-DO Burger posted:lol my manager just explained to everyone that sick time is a goddamn privilege Cough everywhere around him
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Mar 5, 2020 18:55
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Wherein Simon discovers log-phase growth
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Ghetto SuperCzar posted:Cough everywhere around him cough on all boomers, bosses, and rich
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Mar 5, 2020 18:56
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mobby_6kl posted:I'm literally the worst at timing the market thank you for your service
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Mar 5, 2020 18:56
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https://twitter.com/NorbertElekes/status/1235618650108735488?s=19 https://twitter.com/2019nCoVwatcher/status/1235572436239667201?s=19 https://twitter.com/ScottGottliebMD/status/1235410972661211136?s=19
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Mar 5, 2020 18:57
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Xaris posted:this. direct action gets the goods brb, licking my hands and smearing my saliva all over his office door handles
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Mar 5, 2020 18:57
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twoday posted:https://twitter.com/NorbertElekes/status/1235618650108735488?s=19 Nice juxtaposition of huge increases worldwide with American stupidity.
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Mar 5, 2020 18:58
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U-DO Burger posted:lol my manager just explained to everyone that sick time is a goddamn privilege Stop washing your hands and rub them over everything in their office.
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Mar 5, 2020 18:59
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Nocturtle posted:Can you point to more info about this? That's both fascinating and horrifying, especially when the President is apparently personally asking the drug company CEOs to rush out a vaccine. sometimes you can catch gbs from a vaccine
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Mar 5, 2020 19:00
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super rare tho
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U-DO Burger posted:lol my manager just explained to everyone that sick time is a goddamn privilege Hope your manager dies
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Dog Toothbrush posted:Didn't that rushed SARS vaccine induce narcolepsy in a bunch of people it was tested on? remdesivir (a more general anti-viral, not a vaccine) seems like it's not going to work and may be even more harmful with the bodies response another attempt at using lopinavir-ritonavir (hiv drugs) was a failure https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2762688 Xaris fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Mar 5, 2020 |
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Mar 5, 2020 19:03
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SchrodingersCat posted:Most of the deaths will be attributed to CAP w/ acute respiratory distress syndrome in the absence of testing and the Republican party will insist that Trump saved us all. extremely cool cops are doing this and then locking people up in overcrowded prisons which COVID-19 is sure to turn into an even deadlier place to be
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Mar 5, 2020 19:04
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JesustheDarkLord posted:First confirmed case in Williamson Co., TN, which is not good because that's where I live. Fortunately, we just had the flu and have been self-quarantined for like three weeks. does Gore still live there?
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U-DO Burger posted:lol my manager just explained to everyone that sick time is a goddamn privilege it may in fact be protected by law, depending on your state
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There Bias Two posted:By the time one is detected, there will likely already be dozens with all the good our testing is doing. They still aren't really testing in Ohio.  quote:The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention posted a map of US states and territories with one or more labs that are using diagnostic tests for the novel coronavirus.
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Mar 5, 2020 19:10
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Singapore has the most amazing data For most countries its hard to find a detailed map
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WFH until end of March because my company demanded we all do so. (Big Tech)
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Mar 5, 2020 19:12
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as soon as Pence meets someone who touches their own butt, we're all hosed
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Mar 5, 2020 19:12
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I hate lists like this. Now everyone will be reminded to pick up an extra 'First Aid Kid' on the way home and they will be all out before I get my paycheck.
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i'm the guy still coughing up disease after two weeks asymptomatic
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Mar 5, 2020 19:14
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excuse me, Dr. Gottlieb, but I do think you're forgetting about a certain pinball museum in a certain city filled with a grand amount of a certain manufacturer's tables...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HpU_x9OgQ4 update from our boy
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Phi230 posted:Didn't the Black Death hit Italy first and hard? Like it jumped from ME to Italy and turbofucked it It probably spread to Italy from Crimea. Genoa had a colony that was besieged by Mongols that probably caught it from them.
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 there are no brakes on this thing lol. china did all that effort but it'll be for nothing because no one else can contain it. that exponential curve is actually quite pretty.
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dex_sda posted:that's an incredible graph https://twitter.com/RyutaroUchiyama/status/1234616723615166465?s=19
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Mar 5, 2020 19:22
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about to go stock up on basic stuff that i needed anyway but i am curious to see the hand sanitizer situation in my area
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Mar 5, 2020 19:23
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So Italy, Germany and the Netherlands had total cases double overnight, have we seen it literally double anywhere else?
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this would lead to a months-long standoff with some people in this country then again, I'm surprised that census takers aren't embroiled in rolling wars every ten years
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Doc Walrus posted:So Italy, Germany and the Netherlands had total cases double overnight, have we seen it literally double anywhere else? I think it was doing that early on in Italy The Netherlands is still refusing to test most people who want to be tested. Today in parliament an MP told a story about someone she knows who was sick and called 5 times to various doctors and health agencies, begging to be tested, willing to pay for it, and they told that person no. A week when they expanded the criteria to cover all people who had been in Northern Italy, not just the quarantined villages, it was found that they and their spouse both had it (and had been at work all week). Most people do not qualify for testing At the end of the debate most parties agreed that it was being handled properly and no further action should be taken at this time twoday fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Mar 5, 2020 |
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Doc Walrus posted:So Italy, Germany and the Netherlands had total cases double overnight, have we seen it literally double anywhere else? Iran. The USA. Especially early in the outbreaks when testing starts to catch up and people realize oh poo poo it’s more common.
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cash crab posted:about to go stock up on basic stuff that i needed anyway but i am curious to see the hand sanitizer situation in my area gonna guess there isn't much to see 
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