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Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy


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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

MetaJew posted:

It is if you want to live in the Heights.

I feel like most of the houses in that price range there come with a lower risk of tetanus,

(also the place has been for sale for 2 years and the price dropped by $150k so the market isn't that hot for dumpster decor houses)

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
intensely curious about if the stark white walls were a stylistic choice for this house or if it is a painfully difficult process to move this furniture / separate it from the matching cabinetry









https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/100-Veranda-Pl-Youngsville-LA-70592/249653230_zpid/

The Lord Bude
May 23, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE

actionjackson posted:

Plus the carpet is eight years old and is generally kind of gross.

That's pretty young for carpet. The carpet in my house was laid down in 1968.

just another
Oct 16, 2009

these dead towns that make the maps wrong now

luxury handset posted:

intensely curious about if the stark white walls were a stylistic choice for this house or if it is a painfully difficult process to move this furniture / separate it from the matching cabinetry









https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/100-Veranda-Pl-Youngsville-LA-70592/249653230_zpid/

Ozymandias' spinster aunt lives here.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

The Lord Bude posted:

That's pretty young for carpet. The carpet in my house was laid down in 1968.

Well I should mention my dog is incontinent

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




I'm assuming that is a shower, somehow, and was designed by someone way too fond of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

actionjackson posted:

Hey I'm back from a year ago. I ran out of money but will be getting new flooring soon. I used to have carpet, but my dog has been having urinary issues so I figure this is as good a time as any to replace it. Plus the carpet is eight years old and is generally kind of gross. I'll be getting these vinyl planks.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Home-De...42513/300253313

They look to have enough "stickiness" which is what I want given I have a dog. I did look at some laminate that achieved the same effect by having cuts in it, but didn't find a color I preferred to this.

On one hand I'm thinking "hey I could install this" but then I realize that while I might do okay with the main pieces, anything where I have to cut pieces to fill in the little gaps I'd gently caress up.

In my experience, that stuff scratches pretty easily. You can kind of buff them out, but not completely. Otherwise it's pretty decent.

luxury handset posted:

intensely curious about if the stark white walls were a stylistic choice for this house or if it is a painfully difficult process to move this furniture / separate it from the matching cabinetry









https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/100-Veranda-Pl-Youngsville-LA-70592/249653230_zpid/

My money is on stark white because they were clearly going for a regency look. A tacky, anachronistic regency look...

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

MetaJew posted:

the Heights.

God, as soon as I saw that I thought of "How do you talk to an aaangeeel"

falz
Jan 29, 2005

01100110 01100001 01101100 01111010

This is the room you start in in Portal.
Portal

https://imgur.com/a/TfS6mjc

Kaiser Schnitzel
Mar 29, 2006

Schnitzel mit uns



This is great, thanks.

quote:

But for Jenkins, pop simplicity was the point. “I think big and dumb is valid,” she says now
That about sums it up.

ntan1
Apr 29, 2009

sempai noticed me

Motronic posted:

I don't know about that particular brand/model, but LVT is surprisingly nice stuff. You'll probably be happy with it.

It entirely depends on the product - there is a lot of really bad LVT out there, and there is a lot of really good LVT out there.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Youth Decay posted:

The Zillow search term of the day is "collected"
I want this stove



Searching for 'vintage stoves' might find some candidates

https://antiqueandvintagestoveshop.com/

just another
Oct 16, 2009

these dead towns that make the maps wrong now
You can also get new ones custom made: https://www.elmirastoveworks.com/

Then there's brands like AGA that do vintage-inspired ranges: https://www.aga-ranges.com/

A co-worker has an old 1920s house, beautifully restored, with a full Elmira Stove Works kitchen and it's gorgeous. The pictures on the site don't do their work justice but their instagram has some nice pics: https://www.instagram.com/elmirastoveworks/

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
There's a British TV program called Great British Pottery Throwndown – think Bake-off but for amateur potters. Last night the remaining four had to make toilets and they came up with these:

https://twitter.com/PotteryThrow/status/1235323114227200001

The fly agaric mushroom was the worthy winner however none of them managed to surpass this magnificent toilet from the first series

https://twitter.com/PotteryThrow/status/844998564916924416.

Pablo Bluth fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Mar 5, 2020

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

luxury handset posted:

intensely curious about if the stark white walls were a stylistic choice for this house or if it is a painfully difficult process to move this furniture / separate it from the matching cabinetry









https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/100-Veranda-Pl-Youngsville-LA-70592/249653230_zpid/

I like the overlook hotel inspired tile work in the shower

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
I know this thread hates Mcmansions, but can you goons resist this one?

Typical mcmansion with some theme rooms and an indoor pool







But then, entire replica of the Starship Enterprise as a the home theater, with matching bathroom.




YamiNoSenshi
Jan 19, 2010
Wait, are there only hard plastic bench seats facing the screen?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

YamiNoSenshi posted:

Wait, are there only hard plastic bench seats facing the screen?

You're supposed to stand, and rock around when the movie has action.

Ergonomics are un-Trek

(also the consoles periodically shoot hot rocks at you)

just another
Oct 16, 2009

these dead towns that make the maps wrong now
Is it still a McMansion if it's proportionately a real mansion?

I thought the McMansion phenomenon referred to cookie cutter suburban monstrosities on oversized lots. That pool room looks bigger than my house.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
"McMansion" is more about shoddy building practices and aesthetic agnosticism




Plus you get things like Giant unused rooms with no furniture because square footage number goes up is good but man furniture costs money, huh?

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


op how could you not include a link??

edit: wait I found it

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3013-Bridle-Path-Ln-Friendswood-TX-77546/89544688_zpid/

and some backstory https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...1-2million.html

Sirotan fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Mar 5, 2020

Bubbacub
Apr 17, 2001

My sense of scale is definitely warped from living in Boston-sized housing, but once a bedroom is big enough to fit a bed and maybe a desk or reading chair, what the hell do you do with the extra space?

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Bubbacub posted:

My sense of scale is definitely warped from living in Boston-sized housing, but once a bedroom is big enough to fit a bed and maybe a desk or reading chair, what the hell do you do with the extra space?

fill it with stuff. or just have it be there as a status symbol, folks who live in these houses prize big house above all other things, even if (often, especially if) the only way to go from the house to anywhere and back is by automobile

part of why millenials are having such a hard time affording housing is that there's only so much housing available in places where car ownership is not mandatory, so it gets bid up real fast

just another posted:

Is it still a McMansion if it's proportionately a real mansion?

I thought the McMansion phenomenon referred to cookie cutter suburban monstrosities on oversized lots. That pool room looks bigger than my house.

mcmansions can get really big. the house still looks like crap though and it's in the middle of nowhere. i'd say a useful cutoff for a real mansion is if it is on a large lot, or has a large square footage, and it is not otherwise cost-offset by being in some remote exurb. real mansions are next to lakes or within a short drive of an office district

Mr. Fall Down Terror fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Mar 5, 2020

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

just another posted:

Is it still a McMansion if it's proportionately a real mansion?

I thought the McMansion phenomenon referred to cookie cutter suburban monstrosities on oversized lots. That pool room looks bigger than my house.

A mcmansion is more about a projection of luxury obviously done on the cheap, and that phenomenon can scale to encompass a lot of things. Kate Wagner of mcmansion hell created a chart for it that does a good job of showing how it's more about a bunch of things adding up to a mcmansion rather than an absolute definition.

Another thing to keep in mind is that a lot of mcmansion stylistic features have trickled down into other housing stock, so even modern tract housing looks like mcmansions because it's got stuff like cascading gables and a slapdash mix of exterior finishes despite the square footage being way too small.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Actually, McMansion is short for "Maniac Mansion". Don't go in one.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jerry Cotton posted:

Actually, McMansion is short for "Maniac Mansion". Don't go in one.

wooger
Apr 16, 2005

YOU RESENT?

luxury handset posted:

i'd say a useful cutoff for a real mansion is if it is on a large lot, or has a large square footage, and it is not otherwise cost-offset by being in some remote exurb. real mansions are next to lakes or within a short drive of an office district

Or if they are remote, they are set in beautiful landscaped gardens run by a staff, and have a maze and a kitchen garden.

Rather than the vast tracts of just grass, or just scrub that you get with McMansions.

It’s similar to the thinking that makes some people wear lots of gold jewellery. So you know they’re rich.

ntan1 posted:

It entirely depends on the product - there is a lot of really bad LVT out there, and there is a lot of really good LVT out there.

It may be functional, but I’ve looked at all of the top 3 brands available in the UK (amtico, karndean, polyflor) extensively and decided it was gross, though I was looking for a stone / concrete tile effect rather than wood or something.

The texture is just wrong, and it doesn’t look right.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
McMansions in Texas, I thought, were these monstrosities with big wasted floor space such that there is basically no yard, and the lot is all house.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Bubbacub posted:

My sense of scale is definitely warped from living in Boston-sized housing, but once a bedroom is big enough to fit a bed and maybe a desk or reading chair, what the hell do you do with the extra space?
Clothes. Almost everyone has 1+ dressers, many people also have wardrobes. And the trend now is for a more open way to display accessories/etc

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

actionjackson posted:

Hey I'm back from a year ago. I ran out of money but will be getting new flooring soon. I used to have carpet, but my dog has been having urinary issues so I figure this is as good a time as any to replace it. Plus the carpet is eight years old and is generally kind of gross. I'll be getting these vinyl planks.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Home-De...42513/300253313

They look to have enough "stickiness" which is what I want given I have a dog. I did look at some laminate that achieved the same effect by having cuts in it, but didn't find a color I preferred to this.

On one hand I'm thinking "hey I could install this" but then I realize that while I might do okay with the main pieces, anything where I have to cut pieces to fill in the little gaps I'd gently caress up.

8 mil wear layer is poo poo, don't get that. I put LVP in my bathroom a few months ago and got this from Lumber Liquidators (on 494, in Woodbury). 22 mil wear layer, and only a little more than that HD trash.

I needed 2 boxes, cost about $100, and took me maybe 2 hours to finish the room (not counting trim). Super easy to install, and you can cut/trim it with a utility knife.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Elder Postsman posted:

8 mil wear layer is poo poo, don't get that. I put LVP in my bathroom a few months ago and got this from Lumber Liquidators (on 494, in Woodbury). 22 mil wear layer, and only a little more than that HD trash.

I needed 2 boxes, cost about $100, and took me maybe 2 hours to finish the room (not counting trim). Super easy to install, and you can cut/trim it with a utility knife.

Thanks for letting me know. Looks like 20-40 mil is recommended for pets, though any accidents I'd clean up right away so I'm not sure how big of a deal it is. I mean on the HD site this has 4.5 stars out of 865 reviews so that's pretty good.

What about the surface overlay? That matters as well correct? It says this one has a ceramic bead coating.

Unfortunately I don't see any oak that is 5 mm+ that has a similar color to what I want on that lumber liquidators site.

actionjackson fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Mar 6, 2020

The Lord Bude
May 23, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE

there wolf posted:

I know this thread hates Mcmansions, but can you goons resist this one?

Typical mcmansion with some theme rooms and an indoor pool







But then, entire replica of the Starship Enterprise as a the home theater, with matching bathroom.






Permit me to insist that that is not the starship enterprise; or anything even vaguely resembling it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Lord Bude posted:

Permit me to insist that that is not the starship enterprise; or anything even vaguely resembling it.

It's the Enterprise F and you can't prove it isn't

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "adobe"


100% would live in this tiny neon dreamhouse

Another addition to my stove wishlist


And the absolute best adobe house I've ever seen. Also the best house I've ever seen.




Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Youth Decay posted:

The Zillow search term of the day is "adobe"


100% would live in this tiny neon dreamhouse

Another addition to my stove wishlist


And the absolute best adobe house I've ever seen. Also the best house I've ever seen.






When did we start posting good stuff in here

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


unf want

Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!

please post the tiny neon dreamhouse!!!

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Gnossiennes posted:

please post the tiny neon dreamhouse!!!

it's one of two guest houses of a more "normal" adobe house but I would live there and rent out the big house
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/112-114-Padre-Martinez-Taos-NM-87571/2081865450_zpid/
more photos here https://circaoldhouses.com/property/historic-taos-territorial-compound-2/



and the other guest house

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Jul 6, 2013



Youth Decay posted:

it's one of two guest houses of a more "normal" adobe house but I would live there and rent out the big house
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/112-114-Padre-Martinez-Taos-NM-87571/2081865450_zpid/
more photos here https://circaoldhouses.com/property/historic-taos-territorial-compound-2/



and the other guest house



Having to spend any significant time in those spaces would lead to me being headachy and/or assaultive.

That is beyond loud and garish and into sensory overload territory.

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