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flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Tree Bucket posted:

That is exactly the worst quantity of thumbtacks.

At least it's not a buttload

anymore

# ? Mar 5, 2020 07:05

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# ? May 16, 2024 07:51

BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

Sagebrush posted:

yep. late last week we bought a 12-pack of purell dispensers for the department for 70 bucks. today on amazon the same pack is $380. lmao

e: i looked it up again since the $380 was yesterday. today the specific pack we got is no longer available but buying the same volume would cost $837. loooooomarf

God there�s gonna be a rush on cheap booze next.

You can get 750ml of 50% abv vodka for $7 or 1.75L for $13. But that will only kill half of the germs :ohdear:

# ? Mar 5, 2020 07:49

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

We need to tell dumbasses that gasoline is a disinfectant.

Dump that poo poo on all of your clothes and cooking surfaces and everything you touch.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 08:19

mrpwase: Apr 21, 2010; I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

God there’s gonna be a rush on cheap booze next.

You can get 750ml of 50% abv vodka for $7 or 1.75L for $13. But that will only kill half of the germs

Get two bottles of it and pour them both into another, bigger bottle. Voila

# ? Mar 5, 2020 08:21

BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

mrpwase posted:

Get two bottles of it and pour them both into another, bigger bottle. Voila

You could do this but the countess has installed glug glug regulators on both bottles.

-Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

# ? Mar 5, 2020 08:52

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Dump:
https://imgur.com/gallery/wDzRCbX

Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 12:55 on Mar 5, 2020

# ? Mar 5, 2020 12:53

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

But what if it sneaks in via my rear end in a top hat, you may be thinking. Well, have I got the solution for you

# ? Mar 5, 2020 13:24

Cat Hatter: Oct 24, 2006; Hatters gonna hat.

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Which means nothing when dealing with a virus that can be contracted through the eyes, ears, and can survive on skin.

N95 will literally absolutely not ever in a billion years no matter what you say protect you from covid 19.

Not by itself. More to the point, you'd have to be wearing your full suit positive pressure hazmat rig the whole time you're out of the house for it to be any more effective than washing your hands and trying to avoid people sneezing in your face.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 14:03

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

speaking of disinfectants

# ? Mar 5, 2020 14:54

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

The most important thing to remember is if you're a healthy adult you'll just have a cold-like episode.

But you harness within you the ability to change the electorate forever by sneezing on Florida and other places olds congregate.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 15:09

Melondog: Oct 9, 2006

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

The most important thing to remember is if you're a healthy adult you'll just have a cold-like episode.

But you harness within you the ability to change the electorate forever by sneezing on Florida and other places olds congregate.

Y'know this brings up a good point; considering every single candidate this year is >70, a bad photo-op could drastically change the race.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 15:25

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

The most important thing to remember is if you're a healthy adult you'll just have a cold-like episode.

But you harness within you the ability to change the electorate forever by sneezing on Florida and other places olds congregate.

It's every Floridians duty during cold and flu season to sneeze in public as often as possible

# ? Mar 5, 2020 15:30

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Mar 5, 2020 16:34

CopperHound: Feb 14, 2012

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

N95 will literally absolutely not ever in a billion years no matter what you say protect you from covid 19.

I donno, masks are a pretty good way to keep me from touching my nose or mouth with my filthy hands.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 16:37

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Wear a hockey mask to work.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 16:45

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

CopperHound posted:

I donno, masks are a pretty good way to keep me from touching my nose or mouth with my filthy hands.

Wear a cone like a dog

# ? Mar 5, 2020 17:01

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

The paper masks are supposed to be courtesy things to wear when you're sick, to stop sneezes going everywhere.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 17:04

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

canyoneer posted:

Wear a cone like a dog

I trimmed off what passed for a beard down to stubble just to stop playing with it, but this would work too

# ? Mar 5, 2020 17:12

Indecisive: May 6, 2007

Elfface posted:

The paper masks are supposed to be courtesy things to wear when you're sick, to stop sneezes going everywhere.

Absolutely. You don't wear a mask to protect yourself, you wear it when you're sick to protect others.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 17:23

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

That sounds downright unamerican

# ? Mar 5, 2020 17:24

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

On the subway, watching people rip off their masks to sneeze

# ? Mar 5, 2020 17:28

FuturePastNow: May 19, 2014

Elfface posted:

The paper masks are supposed to be courtesy things to wear when you're sick, to stop sneezes going everywhere.

so you just snot into the mask, all willy-nilly like a face diaper? wouldn't it get full after a while

# ? Mar 5, 2020 17:52

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Darth Vader mask.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 17:55

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

-2020 Presidential Campaign

# ? Mar 5, 2020 18:11

Brutal Garcon: Nov 2, 2014

Cartoon Man posted:

# ? Mar 5, 2020 18:25

robotsinmyhead: Nov 29, 2005; Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!; Clever Betty

I work in a hospital and we've got these stations at all the entrances with hand sanitizer, kleenex, and n95 masks.

At almost every station that isn't directly monitored, people have been stealing the entire boxes of masks :stonklol:

Great times around here!

# ? Mar 5, 2020 20:39

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Those masks are like 75 bucks a box at hospital cost lol

# ? Mar 5, 2020 20:41

HisMajestyBOB: Oct 21, 2010; College Slice

Heath posted:

Those masks are like 75 bucks a box at hospital cost lol

Sorry, but it turns out the delivery truck driver is out-of-network so that's now $75 a box.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 21:03

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Medline just told the boss to take his credit card and pray to find some masks on eBay.

LMAO hospitals and ambulance services are boned.

GJ, America.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 21:34

Drone_Fragger: May 9, 2007

Heath posted:

Those masks are like 75 bucks a box at hospital cost lol

Thank god that an actual pandemic will be the death of the American healthcare system as insurers go bust trying to cover 20 billion in hand sanitizer and mask losses

# ? Mar 5, 2020 21:41

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Drone_Fragger posted:

Thank god that an actual pandemic will be the death of the American healthcare system as insurers go bust trying to cover 20 billion in hand sanitizer and mask losses

They'll just declare the virus an act of god and cover nothing

# ? Mar 5, 2020 21:45

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Today's meme is Good Health Information
https://twitter.com/leorahorwitzmd/status/1235018922023440385

# ? Mar 5, 2020 22:24

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 23:46

END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Medline just told the boss to take his credit card and pray to find some masks on eBay.

LMAO hospitals and ambulance services are boned.

GJ, America.

I�m a FF/medic in one of the largest cities in Michigan and we were told a month ago our supplier has no more masks, N95 or basic ones, and they won�t be getting any either.

So that�s pretty sweet.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 23:52

Catatron Prime: Aug 23, 2010; IT ME; Toilet Rascal

# ? Mar 6, 2020 00:41

Douche Wolf 89: Dec 9, 2010; 🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣

zoux posted:

Today's meme is Good Health Information
https://twitter.com/leorahorwitzmd/status/1235018922023440385

If over-concerned citizens can completely cripple your entire medical system's ability to acquire masks, you weren't going to make it through this round anyway.

# ? Mar 6, 2020 01:42

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

People have been stealing N95's from my hospital in the middle of the night. In-House Replenishment stocked the whole hospital yesterday. Today, most units are missing their boxes of N95's.

# ? Mar 6, 2020 01:52