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Tree Bucket posted:That is exactly the worst quantity of thumbtacks. At least it's not a buttload anymore
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Sagebrush posted:yep. late last week we bought a 12-pack of purell dispensers for the department for 70 bucks. today on amazon the same pack is $380. lmao God there’s gonna be a rush on cheap booze next. You can get 750ml of 50% abv vodka for $7 or 1.75L for $13. But that will only kill half of the germs
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We need to tell dumbasses that gasoline is a disinfectant. Dump that poo poo on all of your clothes and cooking surfaces and everything you touch.
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:God there’s gonna be a rush on cheap booze next. Get two bottles of it and pour them both into another, bigger bottle. Voila
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mrpwase posted:Get two bottles of it and pour them both into another, bigger bottle. Voila You could do this but the countess has installed glug glug regulators on both bottles. -Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
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But what if it sneaks in via my rear end in a top hat, you may be thinking. Well, have I got the solution for you
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Which means nothing when dealing with a virus that can be contracted through the eyes, ears, and can survive on skin. Not by itself. More to the point, you'd have to be wearing your full suit positive pressure hazmat rig the whole time you're out of the house for it to be any more effective than washing your hands and trying to avoid people sneezing in your face.
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speaking of disinfectants
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# ? Mar 5, 2020 14:54 |
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The most important thing to remember is if you're a healthy adult you'll just have a cold-like episode. But you harness within you the ability to change the electorate forever by sneezing on Florida and other places olds congregate.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:The most important thing to remember is if you're a healthy adult you'll just have a cold-like episode. Y'know this brings up a good point; considering every single candidate this year is >70, a bad photo-op could drastically change the race.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:The most important thing to remember is if you're a healthy adult you'll just have a cold-like episode. It's every Floridians duty during cold and flu season to sneeze in public as often as possible
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:N95 will literally absolutely not ever in a billion years no matter what you say protect you from covid 19.
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# ? Mar 5, 2020 16:37 |
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Wear a hockey mask to work.
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CopperHound posted:I donno, masks are a pretty good way to keep me from touching my nose or mouth with my filthy hands. Wear a cone like a dog
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The paper masks are supposed to be courtesy things to wear when you're sick, to stop sneezes going everywhere.
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canyoneer posted:Wear a cone like a dog
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Elfface posted:The paper masks are supposed to be courtesy things to wear when you're sick, to stop sneezes going everywhere. Absolutely. You don't wear a mask to protect yourself, you wear it when you're sick to protect others.
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That sounds downright unamerican
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On the subway, watching people rip off their masks to sneeze
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Elfface posted:The paper masks are supposed to be courtesy things to wear when you're sick, to stop sneezes going everywhere. so you just snot into the mask, all willy-nilly like a face diaper? wouldn't it get full after a while
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# ? Mar 5, 2020 17:52 |
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Darth Vader mask.
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# ? Mar 5, 2020 17:55 |
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-2020 Presidential Campaign
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I work in a hospital and we've got these stations at all the entrances with hand sanitizer, kleenex, and n95 masks. At almost every station that isn't directly monitored, people have been stealing the entire boxes of masks Great times around here!
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# ? Mar 5, 2020 20:39 |
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Those masks are like 75 bucks a box at hospital cost lol
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Heath posted:Those masks are like 75 bucks a box at hospital cost lol Sorry, but it turns out the delivery truck driver is out-of-network so that's now $75 a box.
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Medline just told the boss to take his credit card and pray to find some masks on eBay. LMAO hospitals and ambulance services are boned. GJ, America.
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Heath posted:Those masks are like 75 bucks a box at hospital cost lol Thank god that an actual pandemic will be the death of the American healthcare system as insurers go bust trying to cover 20 billion in hand sanitizer and mask losses
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Drone_Fragger posted:Thank god that an actual pandemic will be the death of the American healthcare system as insurers go bust trying to cover 20 billion in hand sanitizer and mask losses They'll just declare the virus an act of god and cover nothing
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# ? Mar 5, 2020 21:45 |
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Today's meme is Good Health Information https://twitter.com/leorahorwitzmd/status/1235018922023440385
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Medline just told the boss to take his credit card and pray to find some masks on eBay. I’m a FF/medic in one of the largest cities in Michigan and we were told a month ago our supplier has no more masks, N95 or basic ones, and they won’t be getting any either. So that’s pretty sweet.
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zoux posted:Today's meme is Good Health Information If over-concerned citizens can completely cripple your entire medical system's ability to acquire masks, you weren't going to make it through this round anyway.
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People have been stealing N95's from my hospital in the middle of the night. In-House Replenishment stocked the whole hospital yesterday. Today, most units are missing their boxes of N95's.
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Why are people so hungry for old phones
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Jerry Cotton posted:Why are people so hungry for old phones I miss playing snake
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