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Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

toplitzin posted:

Today is a good day for chili.



Look at this correct ingredient list for chili. This is how it’s done. Well done goon sir.

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Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Working on my birthday wine fountain, it’s gonna be 🔥🔥🔥

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Where does the wine come out, Steven? WHERE DOES THE WINE COME OUT?

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

Where does the wine go in

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Classy AF.

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


I'm taking a month off from Cook or Die if anyone else wants to make a March one.

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006

toplitzin posted:

I'm taking a month off from Cook or Die if anyone else wants to make a March one.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



Lol

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
I’m gonna make a cook or die this month for making home made butter, any objections?

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.
Do it

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Steve Yun posted:

I’m gonna make a cook or die this month for making home made butter, any objections?

I object if it's not specifically cultured butter. :colbert:

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


What if you can't believe it's not butter

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Casu Marzu posted:

I object if it's not specifically cultured butter. :colbert:

I have four levels of butter instructions, two of them are cultured

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006
And two of them are for The Book Barn

Sextro
Aug 23, 2014

Steve Yun posted:

I’m gonna make a cook or die this month for making home made butter, any objections?

I think that might be my first cook or die.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


I have sad news for you all: this kale recipe from Serious Eats really loving sucks. https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2011/01/cook-the-book-garlicky-mushrooms-and-kale.html

In fact, most of their vegetable dishes that I've tried are garbage. How is it that they make good comfort food, and absolute clusterfucks of anything good for you? :psyduck:

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Don't cook anything that isn't Kenji, Gritzer, or uhhh was Solha writing for serious eats ever?


Almost everyone there is terrible.

breaks
May 12, 2001

Yeah Sohla wrote for them like a year and had some good ones. Kenji also did a bunch of good vegan stuff for them.

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

If you're looking for good veg recipes that isn't just roast a pile of whatever and throw an egg on it, I really like the power greens book by the lucky peach dudes (:rip:)


Six Seasons is also a dope veg cookbook.

Hauki
May 11, 2010


I like Deborah Madison's veg cookbooks a fair bit

I'm super skeptical of anything serious eats publishes anymore unless like multiple people I personally know vouch for it

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
For vegetarian cuisine I always suggest Zen Macrobiotic Cooking by Michel Abehsera.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Hauki posted:

I like Deborah Madison's veg cookbooks a fair bit

I'm super skeptical of anything serious eats publishes anymore unless like multiple people I personally know vouch for it

Her vegetarian cooking for everyone is outstanding. Ottolenghi also has lots of great veg recipes in his books, all of which are good.

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008
Thanks for reminding me to load plenty on my kindle. And reinstall modernist cuisine at home, which seems to have disappeared from the App Store but baby, I still got it!

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


Casu Marzu posted:

Don't cook anything that isn't Kenji, Gritzer, or uhhh was Solha writing for serious eats ever?


Almost everyone there is terrible.

Don't forget Stella PArks (but she's more baking)

Pollyanna posted:

I have sad news for you all: this kale recipe from Serious Eats really loving sucks. https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2011/01/cook-the-book-garlicky-mushrooms-and-kale.html

In fact, most of their vegetable dishes that I've tried are garbage. How is it that they make good comfort food, and absolute clusterfucks of anything good for you? :psyduck:

I've made these and they're good.
https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2016/03/west-african-inspired-vegan-peanut-sweet-potato-soup-recipe.html Kenjj

https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2017/03/baked-eggs-creamy-greens-swiss-chard-kale-spinach-mushrooms-recipe.html Not Kenji

https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2012/01/30-minute-tuscan-white-bean-soup-recipe.html Kenji

https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2014/03/one-skillet-cod-kale-ginger-recipe.html Not Kenji (if you do fish)

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
I mean at the end of the day it’s just sautéed kale and mushrooms, either you’re going to like it or not, it’s not like there’s much to the recipe.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038




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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



gently caress you

breaks
May 12, 2001

Best argument for deleting Facebook I’ve seen yet

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


On vegetarian and vegan recipe recommendation chat, I really like Anna Jones and I use her book A modern Way to Eat quite a bit.

http://annajones.co.uk/recipes

Helith fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Mar 7, 2020

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Where does the wine come out, Steven? WHERE DOES THE WINE COME OUT?

She’s gonna be a Russian prostitute and I’m gonna make a Trump bust. That should be enough clues

sweat poteto
Feb 16, 2006

Everybody's gotta learn sometime

Pollyanna posted:

I have sad news for you all: this kale recipe from Serious Eats really loving sucks. https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2011/01/cook-the-book-garlicky-mushrooms-and-kale.html

In fact, most of their vegetable dishes that I've tried are garbage. How is it that they make good comfort food, and absolute clusterfucks of anything good for you? :psyduck:

You want this one: https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2016/03/roasted-potato-salad-mushrooms-shallots-kale-recipe.html

also

https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2012/03/black-pepper-tofu-recipe.html
https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2014/03/the-best-black-bean-burger-recipe.html
https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2012/01/best-vegetarian-bean-chile-recipe.html

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Pollyanna posted:

I have sad news for you all: this kale recipe from Serious Eats really loving sucks. https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2011/01/cook-the-book-garlicky-mushrooms-and-kale.html

In fact, most of their vegetable dishes that I've tried are garbage. How is it that they make good comfort food, and absolute clusterfucks of anything good for you? :psyduck:

they put the garlic in first? :psyduck: thats a minimum cook time of 17 minutes on that

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

iospace posted:



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

i mean, throw it in a crock pot maybe and have a hot meal ready for you after a hard day?

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Eat This Glob posted:

i mean, throw it in a crock pot maybe and have a hot meal ready for you after a hard day?

It probably would taste fine sliced on a sandwich except for the kiwis

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Eat This Glob posted:

i mean, throw it in a crock pot maybe and have a hot meal ready for you after a hard day?

:sad:

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



I am having an outright newfound love-affair with baking recently. I made ciabatta from scratch and then turned that into banh mi and it came out so god drat good.

What are some other fun things to bake before the weather turns too warm to want to turn the oven on? I've been doing sweet and savory pies, focaccia, brioche, lots of other kinds of bread, muffins, scones and pasties but that's not "really" baking. O and pizza, obviously but that's just always.

Any ideas for fun new things to bake? 97% chance that I'm making more ciabatta tomorrow. (God drat pre-ferment means it won't be ready until Wednesday.)

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

Xiahou Dun posted:

I am having an outright newfound love-affair with baking recently. I made ciabatta from scratch and then turned that into banh mi and it came out so god drat good.

What are some other fun things to bake before the weather turns too warm to want to turn the oven on? I've been doing sweet and savory pies, focaccia, brioche, lots of other kinds of bread, muffins, scones and pasties but that's not "really" baking. O and pizza, obviously but that's just always.

Any ideas for fun new things to bake? 97% chance that I'm making more ciabatta tomorrow. (God drat pre-ferment means it won't be ready until Wednesday.)

Croissants. They're Easy!

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Somehow being a home cook has prepared me for coronavirus

I have plenty of rubber gloves and cough masks for when i had allergy attacks while cooking for parties

Shopping at Costco means automatically being a hoarder of dry, canned and frozen food.

Never have to go outside for food for weeks

Installed an under-sink water filter so I don’t need bottled water

Using my thermapen and laser thermometer to occasionally check myself for a fever

Have a dozen well sharpened knives in case post-apocalyptic looters come for my butane and propane

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



In the grim post-disease hellscape, only the chefs survive. We'll forge a crude and violent society around who gets to use the sous-vide.


VelociBacon posted:

Croissants. They're Easy!

Yes, excellent idea!

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Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Steve Yun posted:

Have a dozen well sharpened knives in case post-apocalyptic looters come for my butane and propane

I think (hope) you're kidding, but a knife is just about the worst self defense weapon available unless you have actual training to use it.

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