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Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009
I think its an orrery for the signs of the Chinese zodiac, probably.

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Boksi
Jan 11, 2016
This LP is hilarious and actually convinced me to buy this game :allears: Put me in as Boksi - or should that be something like I'unno, Bo Xi? No idea if that's a stupid name or not, I don't speak chinese.

And an orrery is a miniature model of the heavens, and ours has those trigrams whose name I forgot which I think are also associated with heaven? So that probably makes some sense as a translation even if it's not 100% accurate.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:

JcDent posted:

Ok, whose holy poop is it? Like, who produced it?
Every wild animal in the world produces it occasionally. They do expire and melts away quickly.

These poop are use for making fertile ground.

Dragon Poop is the high tier version of this.

quote:

Orerry
The name in Chinese is just Astronomical Observatory, but it’s clearly correct since Happerry built it.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
Alright then. I was just curious if it stood for anything more specific. It looks like it could be, but at the same time I also couldn't quite figure out what it's supposed to be for just by looking.

Nyaa posted:

it's clearly correct since Happerry built it.
I guess now we need to mod in an Anderry so that we can complete the set.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Nyaa posted:

Every wild animal in the world produces it occasionally. They do expire and melts away quickly.

These poop are use for making fertile ground.

Dragon Poop is the high tier version of this.

The name in Chinese is just Astronomical Observatory, but it’s clearly correct since Happerry built it.

Oh, I thought I we had one specifically turd that we could enhance.

Zurai
Feb 13, 2012


Wait -- I haven't even voted in this game yet!

I had some questions about the game so I looked up a wiki and HOLY poo poo there are so many intricate mechanics to this that the LP hasn't even come into the realm of scratching the surface of. I hesitate to link it out of fear of massive spoilers, but it's very easy to find with a basic google search for those interested.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
Yeah, I have only covered like... 10%.

Evil Kit
May 29, 2013

I'm viable ladies.

To throw my two cents in on the Orerry subject in terms of cultivation novels it's a Same poo poo, Different Name situation to me. The names and details change but every cultivation novel has one: a way to determine a person's aptitudes. It's basically just a minor fluff thing you have mentioned once typically and never again after that.



When I get home, I'll probably make a post about The Dao and what it means/is to cultivation novels. I'll then follow up with another subject of the threads choosing from the following:

Sects, Clans and Kingdoms

Matters of Face

Typical Cultivation Paths

Vote now! Or don't! Make Nyaa pick if you're indecisive!

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

SaffronKit posted:

To throw my two cents in on the Orerry subject in terms of cultivation novels it's a Same poo poo, Different Name situation to me. The names and details change but every cultivation novel has one: a way to determine a person's aptitudes. It's basically just a minor fluff thing you have mentioned once typically and never again after that.



When I get home, I'll probably make a post about The Dao and what it means/is to cultivation novels. I'll then follow up with another subject of the threads choosing from the following:

Sects, Clans and Kingdoms

Matters of Face

Typical Cultivation Paths

Vote now! Or don't! Make Nyaa pick if you're indecisive!

Sex, Cans and Dumb Kings sounds like something we need information on.

TheGreatEvilKing
Mar 28, 2016





Does the holy poo poo translate to our team of dumbasses worshipping a turd log?

I approve.

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

TheGreatEvilKing posted:

Does the holy poo poo translate to our team of dumbasses worshipping a turd log?

I approve.

Nah, you don't worship treasures. Treasures are just useful things that spend most of their time being stockpiled.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
I do look forward to our treasure gaining sentience in the next content update.

mcclay
Jul 8, 2013

Oh dear oh gosh oh darn
Soiled Meat
Been really enjoying this thread. May all luck come from the auspicious snake!


I've been enjoying Coiling Dragon a lot less. Its just kinda...not written well. I can't tell if thats the translation or the actual writing. Its on Wuxiaworld so it should be a fairly good translation though.

Agnostalgia
Dec 22, 2009

mcclay posted:

Coiling Dragon

Perfect name for the magic turd.

Talow
Dec 26, 2012


I'd like to sign up as Talow, whatever gender. Mostly because I'm sure this can't possibly backfire at all... wait you made what now?

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


ThatBasqueGuy, whatever gender

Arcanuse
Mar 15, 2019

...So can we use our new treasure to, uh. Grow some kind of super-plant, or is it just going to be set on a podium to confuse/enlighten tourists?

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009
I'm pretty sure it's going to live in the treasure house until top hats needs to grab it to channel his qi through it to blow the socks off our enemies.

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying

mcclay posted:

I've been enjoying Coiling Dragon a lot less. Its just kinda...not written well. I can't tell if thats the translation or the actual writing. Its on Wuxiaworld so it should be a fairly good translation though.
I haven't actually read Forge of Destiny but if it was your first exposure to xianxia I suspect you're going to have a hard time finding any Chinese webnovels that are well-written by comparison, both because of translation issues and because they're hammered out at an absolutely grueling pace and authors frequently resort to recycling phrases, paragraphs, and entire plots and arcs to make their word count.

I Eat Tomatoes in particular writes basically the same story with the same main character every time.

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009
What drives such an insatiable demand for mediocre writing then?

Zurai
Feb 13, 2012


Wait -- I haven't even voted in this game yet!

Arcanuse posted:

...So can we use our new treasure to, uh. Grow some kind of super-plant, or is it just going to be set on a podium to confuse/enlighten tourists?

We've actually seen treasures in use. They're the glowing things flying around killing/destroying everything in the intro, and also what the friendly cultivator used to kill the bears/wolves/boars that attacked us before he left. They're essentially magical Predator Drones.

Pharnakes posted:

What drives such an insatiable demand for mediocre writing then?

China has roughly all of the people, and Chinese people are just as fond of mediocre fantasy literature as the rest of the world.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:

Arcanuse posted:

...So can we use our new treasure to, uh. Grow some kind of super-plant,
Treasure are helpful for cultivation and combat. Inner student depends on it for growth and survival.

Growing superplant, however, is another mechanic that is extremely dangerous.

quote:

or is it just going to be set on a podium to confuse/enlighten tourists
That’s a good idea, I could put up some podium.

Pharnakes posted:

What drives such an insatiable demand for mediocre writing then?
I have the same thoughts when I am in a library, but I guess quality is in the eye of the beholder. Harry Potter was rejected by a few publishers before getting accepted.

For me, quality is secondary to content that I want to read.

Evil Kit
May 29, 2013

I'm viable ladies.

So far 1 vote for Sects, Clans, and Kingdoms




mcclay posted:

Been really enjoying this thread. May all luck come from the auspicious snake!


I've been enjoying Coiling Dragon a lot less. Its just kinda...not written well. I can't tell if thats the translation or the actual writing. Its on Wuxiaworld so it should be a fairly good translation though.

I don't know why people recommend Coiling Dragon as an introduction to xianxia. Try A Will Eternal instead, actual likeable MC and character development. Also generally appreciable comedy for any culture, not just Chinese.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

SaffronKit posted:

So far 1 vote for Sects, Clans, and Kingdoms


I don't know why people recommend Coiling Dragon as an introduction to xianxia. Try A Will Eternal instead, actual likeable MC and character development. Also generally appreciable comedy for any culture, not just Chinese.

Make it two votes.

Also so glad we have a poo for a treasure. Anything else would be wrong

Evil Kit
May 29, 2013

I'm viable ladies.

Veloxyll posted:

Make it two votes.

Also so glad we have a poo for a treasure. Anything else would be wrong

Good enough for me. Post about the Dao will come tomorrow followed by Sects, Clans, and Kingdoms.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:

As the first generation cultivator of a newly formed sect, Hats will have to trove through a challenging path of cultivation without the guidance of a master or storage of helpful vitamins elixirs.


However, every little comforts help paves for the mind and body towards success. Even the environment of rich Qi in his room can help boost his Qi regeneration. It won’t be long before he can attempt at creating the first holy treasure of the Cult of Bèn.


Our current priority is to rebuild the dining/entertainment house. Both to build interrelationship of the sect, and to prevent Hats from being ‘possessed by inner demon’.


It took way too long to squeeze this efficient building design without blocking the Snake Shrine and our sect stone that Slaan painstakingly built. Now everyone can enjoy a good meal togeth-


What!?


Where did all the food beside beef goes!?


*Sigh* Maybe it’s time for Slaan to work on a new sect stone instead.


It’s so moist that you could call it a pear soup.


Oh no! Two more mouth to feed! :stonk:


Quick! Harvest all the Ginkgo fruit and pear in our surrounding!


A-and, NO! Rabbit is for CUTE, not Food! In fact, killing local wild life should be the last resort.


Everyone is going vegan for now until we come up with a new consumption agreement plan.


Our wheat should take about two more weeks to be fully matured.


In the meantime, Hats can survives by breathing.


Now then, let’s welcome our new brothers! (No sisters)


First up, Covski’s father is the empire ambassador in charge of the western region. Traveling around the world with his father have filled Covski with interest and curiosity for the world. Tragically, he can’t talk to people.


Next, we have Blaze Dragon who is an orphan whom rough life has honed his physique and reflexes beyond those of the same age (which isn’t a lot for teens.)


Covski will be our backup doctor while Blaze Dragon is a competent craftman rivaling Cyflan. Our sect should have two competent people per role now.


One to covers the other in case of messed up failure.


Any new seekers of immortality will have to come by themselves by fortune and destiny upon our great sect rock with two welcoming podiums.




They will have to address us ten seniors of 4 Female, 5 Male, and 1 Female-in-progress.


WHAT!?


HOW!?


WHY!?



KILLED BY BAD FENG SHUI ROOM!?


Cyflan have an eye twitch two days ago and randomly become dull for a moment. A clear omen of bad feng shui.


The most concerning thing was Cyflan chatting with Arcanuse about Radio Free Kobold this morning. The topic was probably about beating Radio Free Kobold with a stick.


Then Arcanuse snitched informed Radio Free Kobold about it.


And that broke her heart.


Rest in peace, Cyflan. Do you want to go in a grave, tomb, or become farm fertilizer? You can pick the material too if you like.


You also have the honor of picking the location for our sect graveyard!


In the meantime, I will fix this DOOM HOUSE.


Even Hats’ room’s Feng Shui was lowered by one grade! What’s going on!? :kingsley:

Nyaa fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Mar 6, 2020

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
I have a confession to make: We ran out of meat, so I fed the snake that pear soup. I am sorry, Cyflan.

Edit: Oh no... I fed water element pear soup to the snake on fire element flowerbed! :doh:

Nyaa fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Mar 6, 2020

Blaze Dragon
Aug 28, 2013
LOWTAX'S SPINE FUND

Jesus I didn't expect tragedy to strike our Cult so soon. RIP Cyflan. I'm not sure how this genre deals with what's beyond death but I hope it's peaceful.

Also hey, I joined! Neat. Time to use those reflexes honed by years and years of videogames the rough life of an orphan for the sake of the cult.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
Congratulation to Blaze Dragon, you are our best crafter now! :v:

TravelLog
Jul 22, 2013

He's a mean one, Mr. Roy.
I would like to join our glorious sect! Sign me up.

Nick Buntline
Dec 20, 2007
Doesn't know the impossible.

feng shui so bad their heart literally jumped out of their chest, judging by that message

perfect

Blaze Dragon
Aug 28, 2013
LOWTAX'S SPINE FUND

Nyaa posted:

Congratulation to Blaze Dragon, you are our best crafter now! :v:

Try not to kill me. Being an orphan is sad enough, a dead orphan may be too much.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Look if you don't want me loving up meals you should stop making me tired from doing literally everything else important for you all :colbert:

Hats excluded, of course. Our Master is perfect :swoon:

AnAnonymousIdiot
Sep 14, 2013

What have I been doing while all this is happening?

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:

AnAnonymousIdiot posted:

What have I been doing while all this is happening?
You have been were assisting Cyflan with crafting bricks and smithing iron ingots. Not as busy as big sister Slaan.

Zurai
Feb 13, 2012


Wait -- I haven't even voted in this game yet!

Nick Buntline posted:

feng shui so bad their heart literally jumped out of their chest, judging by that message

perfect

Well, that answered my other question from earlier. Yikes.

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
That's an incredible first death.

Also it's rad that we ended up being a trans sect by pure luck.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Nick Buntline posted:

feng shui so bad their heart literally jumped out of their chest, judging by that message

perfect
Interior decoration is serious business.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
If the heart is missing, can we find it and turn into a treasure?

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Boksi
Jan 11, 2016

Nyaa posted:

I have a confession to make: We ran out of meat, so I fed the snake that pear soup. I am sorry, Cyflan.

Edit: Oh no... I fed water element pear soup to the snake on fire element flowerbed! :doh:

No wonder Cyflan died from bad feng shui :colbert:

We should probably build a proper dormitory for the outer students instead of these ad-hoc huts. And while we're at it, build some proper floors and stone paths - how can our lowly slaves students hope to find the way if they have no streets to sweep? Everybody knows sweeping the floors and streets of the monastery is an important step on the journey, that's why we make them do it.

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