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Zoran posted:ah I suppose they forgot to clone his mcDNA (midichlorial DNA) They left a hole in the foot and the midichlorians all drained out.
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garycoleisgod posted:I'm gonna ignore that revelation because the thought of Sheev laying pipe like he's a plumber is much more entertaining that saying he made a clone. episode 1 palps is not a bad lookin dude rey's like 30 at the start of ep 7 so his son had to be born around that time if he wasn't a clone (loving lame) right?
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Gonz posted:Unlimited Powah unlimited puawer
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Elfgames posted:rey's like 30 at the start of ep 7 Daisy Ridley was early 20s when she filmed it and Rey is supposedly a few years younger than that.
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Ten doll hairs says Baby Yoda and his mega-midichlorians ties into the Imperial remnant cloning program and Crusty Subpar Palpatine in season 2 of the Mandalorian.
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Elfgames posted:episode 1 palps is not a bad lookin dude rey's like 30 at the start of ep 7 so his son had to be born around that time if he wasn't a clone (loving lame) right? Sheev in the prequels is definitely gay though Like seriously that dude is gay. He is an old queen.
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Who would've thought when people were riding high on THE FORCE AWAKENS that this is where things would end up? A mess of a production with tons of re-shoots, a finished film where the most glowing praise seems to be 'well it wasn't that bad' and ancillary material that is desperately trying to make sense of it all but keeps making things worse. Worst of all the most enduring question after three movies seems to be Yo, is Palpatine loving?
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The Little Death posted:Sheev in the prequels is definitely gay though I dunno, he succesfully plays both sides.
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The Star Wars Spoiler Thread: Yo, is Palpatine loving?
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Did this politician have sex?!? I ask, incredulous at the idea that wealthy and powerful old men get laid on the reg. Sometimes even with adult women.
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Say I was wondering if any of you can help me; in December or possibly early January there was an online article about the SW prop crew making the Sith Trooper costumes and within the article was a shot of the workshop with a person talking about something and a bunch of dissasembled sith troopers hanging up in the background and parts on a workbench. This is a long shot but does anybody remember and have a link to this article? It was from an official sourse iirc but there is something in the photo I'm trying to identify and I completely forgot to save it when I read it. Yes, I'm an idiot and I know this is a long shot. Edit: I found what I was looking for; a particular spray polish seen in the photo that is made in Australia. GATOS Y VATOS fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Mar 5, 2020 |
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Astrochicken posted:The Star Wars Spoiler Thread: Yo, is Palpatine loving? Anytime Palpatine isn't on screen he is loving, this is canon
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Palpatine should be louder, angrier, and have access to a Sun Crusher.
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DrVenkman posted:Who would've thought when people were riding high on THE FORCE AWAKENS that this is where things would end up? A mess of a production with tons of re-shoots, a finished film where the most glowing praise seems to be 'well it wasn't that bad' and ancillary material that is desperately trying to make sense of it all but keeps making things worse. Rise of Skywalker is definitely the worst overall movie, but I maintain that Rogue One is where the cracks started to show, and Last Jedi is where the damage became irreparable. Solo is a movie that exists, presumably.
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DrVenkman posted:A mess of a production with tons of re-shoots, a finished film where the most glowing praise seems to be 'well it wasn't that bad' and ancillary material that is desperately trying to make sense of it all but keeps making things worse. I mean you're describing Force Awakens perfectly here
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Asgerd posted:Rise of Skywalker is definitely the worst overall movie, but I maintain that Rogue One is where the cracks started to show, and Last Jedi is where the damage became irreparable. Solo is a movie that exists, presumably. Disagree on TLJ because at the very least, Trevorrow's script shows that you can follow on from what TLJ did in a way that's not just walking back every decision you don't like. Not that I'm saying that script is great or even a satisfying end necessarily, but it certainly had better ideas and at the very least attempted to acknowledge the movie that came before it.
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Acebuckeye13 posted:look here disney you of all people can't just turn around and say that palpatine does not, in fact, gently caress Don't worry, since it was never stated in the movie, that means it's not canon that Palpatine doesn't gently caress
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Acebuckeye13 posted:look here disney you of all people can't just turn around and say that palpatine does not, in fact, gently caress You heard it here first folks General Dog posted:I don't think it's much of a stretch believe someone would want to have sex with an old ugly dude like Palpatine when he's the most powerful man in the galaxy.
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I think it's a totally reasonable, even preferable, interpretation that Palpatine is such a supreme egotist that he can't even countenance reproducing except by cloning himself. Palpatine only fucks on his private planet, Darth James Minoris.
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Nah his hog just shoots lightning
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Halloween Jack posted:I think it's a totally reasonable, even preferable, interpretation that Palpatine is such a supreme egotist that he can't even countenance reproducing except by cloning himself. Palpatine only fucks on his private planet, Darth James Minoris. It’s actually a fully operational space station. that hosed up little shrine is the astromech. he has a wookie assistant named ghis lann maxveil
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I was re-reading the Star Wars threads, and ran into the "droid personhood" arguments. There's a point that I surprisingly never saw anyone make: simply the creation of the droids as they exist in the Star Wars universe is an unethical act. This is in relation to Slavoj Zizek's notion of the traditional authoritarian father vs. the permissive father: Slavoj Zizek, "How to Read Lacan" posted:Think of the situation known to most of us from our youth: the unfortunate child who, on Sunday afternoon, has to visit his grandmother instead of being allowed to play with friends. The old-fashioned authoritarian father’s message to the reluctant boy would have been: “I don’t care how you feel. Just do your duty, go to grandmother and behave there properly!” In this case, the child’s predicament is not bad at all: although forced to do something he clearly doesn’t want to, he will retain his inner freedom and the ability to (later) rebel against the paternal authority. Much more tricky would have been the message of a “postmodern” non-authoritarian father: “You know how much your grandmother loves you! But, nonetheless, I do not want to force you to visit her – go there only if you really want to!” This is why it is immediately easy to dismiss the arguments that C-3PO doesn't have it that bad, since he was created to like his job as a protocol droid. In a strange paradox, his free will has been pre-determined.
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What's Palp's porn name?
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C-Bangin' it 
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End of Shoelace posted:I was re-reading the Star Wars threads, and ran into the "droid personhood" arguments. There's a point that I surprisingly never saw anyone make: simply the creation of the droids as they exist in the Star Wars universe is an unethical act. Yeah there are no droids in Star Wars that aren’t built for a specific purpose. It would be interesting to see a class of droids that wasn’t a “protocol droid” or a “battle droid” or an “astromech” droid from birth, but was simply created to exist and be afforded the same protections and freedoms as a regular person.
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Colostomy Bag posted:What's Palp's porn name? The Senate
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UNLIMITED ANAL!!!
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Cartoon Man posted:UNLIMITED ANAL!!! That is a power only one has achieved... but if we work together, I know we can discover the secret.
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Vinylshadow posted:The Senate
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Jewmanji posted:Yeah there are no droids in Star Wars that aren’t built for a specific purpose. It would be interesting to see a class of droids that wasn’t a “protocol droid” or a “battle droid” or an “astromech” droid from birth, but was simply created to exist and be afforded the same protections and freedoms as a regular person. The droids are the best part of Star Wars, no joke. Lucas draws interesting parallels between human existence and droid existence. In that one episode of the Clone Wars, Yoda finds a planet at the center of the universe serving as THE source of the Force, and a disembodied voice explains to him that this planet is the root of all life everywhere. If it were to stop existing, all life would stop and humans would become zombies or die or something. It works the same way as the Trade Federation droid mothership in Phantom Menace, but for biological life. R2-D2 is on the planet as well with Yoda, and he cannot sense the Force at all at its very source. This is taken by some critics as proof of the inherent spirituality of the human condition and how droids mirror this as soulless pieces of machinery or whatever. What is never brought up, but easy to deduce from the implications, is that if this one singular Force planet were to be destroyed, droids would be the only sapient life left in existence.
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Colostomy Bag posted:What's Palp's porn name? Cos Dashit
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End of Shoelace posted:The droids are the best part of Star Wars, no joke. If you’re interested in this theme, check out Ted Chiang’s novella, The Lifecycle of Software Objects
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Jewmanji posted:If you’re interested in this theme, check out Ted Chiang’s novella, The Lifecycle of Software Objects Is there Palpatine porn in it?
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Cartoon Man posted:UNLIMITED ANAL!!! UNLIMITED POWER BOTTOM!
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Colostomy Bag posted:What's Palp's porn name? Pumpaton
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Cartoon Man posted:UNLIMITED ANAL!!! new thread title imo
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I love the story arc of Clone Wars where that frog man takes some droids on a secret mission behind enemy lines. He goes from using them as tools to validating their personhood. It's also hilarious when he's going insane from dehydration. Whoever his voice actor was must have been having the time of his life. Gonz posted:Had myself a time at Popeyes this afternoon. It's gonna be an Order 99 when you poo poo it out.
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