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Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

MysteriousStranger posted:

that's one of the craziest things about this all for me. trump is a known germaphobe and he's somehow not losing it and still holding rallies. is the phobia bullshit, is he just that demented, is he going to crack on tv?

lucky for him that piss is sterile

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

https://twitter.com/TheGardenCrone/status/1235974431698231301

@TheGardenCrone
The Garden Crone Witching Handbook, Rune Handbook, Oils and Incense, Magical Formulary, Tough Magic for Rough Times, Trees, Bushes and Shrub, Book of Spells

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

mdemone posted:

he doesn't understand.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


http://trumphair.ytmnd.com/

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



:tif:

So with estimates of a 40-70% infection rate (Marc Lipsitch, Harvard) and a 3.4% mortality rate (WHO, https://www.who.int/dg/speeches/detail/who-director-general-s-opening-remarks-at-the-media-briefing-on-covid-19---3-march-2020), these are the unweighed projections for the US.

Additional demographics here: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-age-sex-demographics/

Roll the dice for your chances of living to see if Trump gets FOUR MORE YEARS!

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/TheGardenCrone/status/1235974431698231301

@TheGardenCrone
The Garden Crone Witching Handbook, Rune Handbook, Oils and Incense, Magical Formulary, Tough Magic for Rough Times, Trees, Bushes and Shrub, Book of Spells

magick becomes real during trumps 3rd term

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Woofer posted:

wow he’s in big trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!

AG mad for selling Ag

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

tacodaemon posted:

it's weird how the diehard bernie fans and warren fans on twitter kind of self-sorted into the dead-inside extremely online shitposters behind bernie and the most corny-rear end live-laugh-love motherfuckers behind warren

i dont think it is like that outside of twitter but somehow it ended up that way on twitter specifically

this is true. and thanks to my fully broken brain, i interpret this as conspiracy

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i think liberals are really going to convince themselves that if they pretend that biden isn't a scramble-brained senile old galoot that it's somehow going to stop trump from spending the next eight months reminding people of it every day and doing mocking imitations of him like he is already doing at the chud rallies

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1235355435265376257

a virus has escaped from the tranl lab

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer

Joementum posted:

love too keep my candy cane rear end toy at the office and tell my political opponents to come over so i can murder them

https://twitter.com/RepKenBuck/status/1235944686910660609

swear to god I'd just go take the loving thing. Like to see him try to shoot me after i push him over and he falls down and cries then calls strong dad cop to arrest me.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

pigz posted:

swear to god I'd just go take the loving thing. Like to see him try to shoot me after i push him over and he falls down and cries then calls strong dad cop to arrest me.

i bet someone who knew what they were doing could break it down in seconds and just start chucking the pieces at him

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

mcbexx posted:

:tif:

So with estimates of a 40-70% infection rate (Marc Lipsitch, Harvard) and a 3.4% mortality rate (WHO, https://www.who.int/dg/speeches/detail/who-director-general-s-opening-remarks-at-the-media-briefing-on-covid-19---3-march-2020), these are the unweighed projections for the US.

Additional demographics here: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-age-sex-demographics/

Roll the dice for your chances of living to see if Trump gets FOUR MORE YEARS!



:yeshaha:

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



https://twitter.com/JasonAdamK/status/1235921111545765888?s=20

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/OsitaNwanevu/status/1235989194469670912

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

http://trumpsdirty.ytmnd.com/

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/nickmartin/status/1235988697851387906

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

sinnesloeschen posted:

dear coronavirus please do the needful to boomers

Financial planners urge olds to cash in now and head for Vegas

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

mine was reading bill mitchell posts

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/arguendope/status/1235952114083430400

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

"pater patitur" gtfo

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib
he's not wrong, infected tooth made me wish for death

the way it inflames nerve tissue means anesthetic doesn't work so when they drilled a hole in the roof of my mouth i felt everything

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer

mcbexx posted:

:tif:

So with estimates of a 40-70% infection rate (Marc Lipsitch, Harvard) and a 3.4% mortality rate (WHO, https://www.who.int/dg/speeches/detail/who-director-general-s-opening-remarks-at-the-media-briefing-on-covid-19---3-march-2020), these are the unweighed projections for the US.

Additional demographics here: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-age-sex-demographics/

Roll the dice for your chances of living to see if Trump gets FOUR MORE YEARS!



It depends on the rate at which people acquire the disease, BUT if 40%+ people get it then hospitals will be so beyond overwhelmed the fatality rate would probably be closer to 6% than 1%. By all estimation this things moves really fast, Washington was already saying at the begging o the week they were starting to see strains on their hospitals, and are already dealing with staffing shortages and sending people out of quarantine who are asymptomatic back to work.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/covidperspectiv/status/1235989909430665216

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:thunk:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
im a masochist
https://mobile.twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1235954919485648903

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

seems like there's one missing from this list

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




https://twitter.com/superastronomic/status/1235989767440998400

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Joementum posted:

seems like there's one missing from this list

there's only one america

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


I mean... Yeah. We all love a countdown.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Marx Headroom posted:

he's not wrong, infected tooth made me wish for death

the way it inflames nerve tissue means anesthetic doesn't work so when they drilled a hole in the roof of my mouth i felt everything

god drat that sucks. did they at least smoke you out first

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

🐍🐍🐍🐍

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Marx Headroom posted:

he's not wrong, infected tooth made me wish for death

the way it inflames nerve tissue means anesthetic doesn't work so when they drilled a hole in the roof of my mouth i felt everything

yeah it's definitely the most pain i've ever been in

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Joementum posted:

seems like there's one missing from this list

both canada and the us it seems but maybe this list doesn't include north america

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/TheGardenCrone/status/1235974431698231301

@TheGardenCrone
The Garden Crone Witching Handbook, Rune Handbook, Oils and Incense, Magical Formulary, Tough Magic for Rough Times, Trees, Bushes and Shrub, Book of Spells

Dread Hekate is not on trial here

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


why won’t my monitor turn on

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

MysteriousStranger posted:

both canada and the us it seems but maybe this list doesn't include north america

is Mexico in Equator America?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Voters, in general, do not view elections through a crystallized lens of ideology and seek out platforms of people who have policy proposals that match that lens. It's just not how it works and the sooner the left portion of the democratic party gets that the sooner they'll be able to win.

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Marx Headroom posted:

he's not wrong, infected tooth made me wish for death

the way it inflames nerve tissue means anesthetic doesn't work so when they drilled a hole in the roof of my mouth i felt everything

I had a lower jaw one where it turned into an abscess and my jaw swole up like a golf ball. so i had to go the emergency clinic and they drilled a hole in my jaw to leak out the black puss before extracting it and taking the infected part of my jaw out....it was a nightmare.

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



euphronius posted:

why won’t my monitor turn on

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