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smoobles posted:Open all the doors and let seagulls do their thing be careful that the crabs don't get a foothold on the ship or you might have to scuttle it
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Tei posted:Urge to watch Speed 2 rising Dude. Deep Rising is the far better cruise liner movie.
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God damned mother fuckers. It's in Marion, Indiana, very close to me. Gotta have our business meetings. Cant put human lives above profit.
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vandalism posted:Cant put human lives above profit. The number must go up.
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Sunswipe posted:Dude. Deep Rising is the far better cruise liner movie. Deep Rising and Ghost Ship double bill.
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smoobles posted:I saw a 4 day cruise with an enormous suite (with a loving piano in it??) and free drink package for $1,200 Some actual literal people will take up this offer. Just-a-flu CHUDs, people with an insanely high risk tolerance, people with a death wish, maybe people who are already terminally ill? I wonder what the crowds’ll be like on cruises this summer.
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vandalism posted:Gotta have our business meetings. Cant put human lives above profit. But think of the lives that will be impacted if the number goes down
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alphabettitouretti posted:Deep Rising and Ghost Ship double bill. 5th element counts as a cruise movie
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Two folks here in Eugene are in the ICU with corona, it's been fun lads
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So does Jack and Jill
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Steely Dad posted:Some actual literal people will take up this offer. Just-a-flu CHUDs, people with an insanely high risk tolerance, people with a death wish, maybe people who are already terminally ill? I wonder what the crowds’ll be like on cruises this summer. Possibly people who have recovered from coronavirus, which will be super cool since people can apparently still test positive long after becoming asymptomatic
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This is so loving stupid and infuriating. On Monday we had done like 2-300 tests. S. Korea is putting out like 25-35,000 tests per week or more.
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lmao America wtf https://twitter.com/elisewho/status/1235711859140919296
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naem posted:did that cruise line land in sf yet Sad to report it was torpedoed by a CDC battleship. There were no survivors (but that was before the torpedo).
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vandalism posted:God damned mother fuckers. It's in Marion, Indiana, very close to me. Gotta have our business meetings. Cant put human lives above profit. potus said get a flu shot and go to work anyway so it must be fine
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alphabettitouretti posted:Deep Rising and Ghost Ship double bill. I'd rather watch Deep Rising twice. halokiller posted:So does Jack and Jill Thrice.
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Steely Dad posted:Some actual literal people will take up this offer. Just-a-flu CHUDs, people with an insanely high risk tolerance, people with a death wish, maybe people who are already terminally ill? I wonder what the crowds’ll be like on cruises this summer. gently caress, not only you'd have to be on a cruise. You'd be on a cruise with people who somehow made it their political statement to be on a cruise.
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Lol we are going to get people to start lying about their contacts so they can get tested which means that all the data is going to get hosed.
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My mom is a virologist and she thinks this is going to get really bad. She texted telling me to stock up on some necessities to be safe. I'm sharing this inside knowledge with all of you.
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Bardeh posted:lmao America wtf Posted this yesterday. https://www.technologyreview.com/s/615323/why-the-cdc-botched-its-coronavirus-testing/
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smoobles posted:My mom is a virologist and she thinks this is going to get really bad. She texted telling me to stock up on some necessities to be safe. I'm sharing this inside knowledge with all of you. Cool good thing no one had that idea yet
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Telsa Cola posted:Lol we are going to get people to start lying about their contacts so they can get tested which means that all the data is going to get hosed. It should balance out with the people lying and saying they had no contact to get out of getting tested and keep showing up to work
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Imagine: dying on a cruise ship.
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doctorfrog posted:Imagine: dying on a cruise ship. Large cruise ships have morgues for up to 4 bodies.
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smoobles posted:My mom is a virologist and she thinks this is going to get really bad. She texted telling me to stock up on some necessities to be safe. I'm sharing this inside knowledge with all of you. How bad is super bad? China still exists & they seem to have it worst.
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smoobles posted:My mom is a virologist and she thinks this is going to get really bad. She texted telling me to stock up on some necessities to be safe. I'm sharing this inside knowledge with all of you. you mom told me to ask you to pick up lube for my date with her tonight while youre out
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smoobles posted:My mom is a virologist and she thinks this is going to get really bad. She texted telling me to stock up on some necessities to be safe. I'm sharing this inside knowledge with all of you. My best friend is a drill sergeant and he said your mom is weak and this is just the flu He also made me do a bunch of push-ups while he yelled at me.
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Trainee PornStar posted:How bad is super bad? China still exists & they seem to have it worst. It's worse than we currently think in the US. They aren't testing. They aren't tracking. They aren't properly quarantining people. I wouldn't be surprised if it gets worse here in the US than in China, except we'll have a spike in respiratory illness deaths of unknown origin, simply because we can't track them.
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Can't have any class action lawsuits related to coronavirus, if you never tested anyone for coronavirus! Give me a CDC appointment please.
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smoobles posted:Large cruise ships have morgues for up to 4 bodies. I wonder what the protocol is for moving a dead body from their stateroom to the morgue is. Probably middle of the night, well after the last drink is served, but before the early risers are up and about.
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There Bias Two posted:It's worse than we currently think in the US. They aren't testing. They aren't tracking. They aren't properly quarantining people. I wouldn't be surprised if it gets worse here in the US than in China, except we'll have a spike in respiratory illness deaths of unknown origin, simply because we can't track them. Quest Diagnostics announced they're going to start testing specimens for Coronavirus on Monday, so hospitals can bypass the CDC for testing altogether if they want
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smoobles posted:My mom is a virologist and she thinks this is going to get really bad. She texted telling me to stock up on some necessities to be safe. I'm sharing this inside knowledge with all of you. My uncle who works at Nintendo says you can only catch Coronavirus if you have a Pokémon use strength exactly 100 times to move the truck near the S.S. Anne.
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Trainee PornStar posted:How bad is super bad? China still exists & they seem to have it worst. China pulled out a lot of stops and basically ceased production so they could quarantine and get as much as a handle on this as they could. The US has done ???? and is very obviously trying to hide public facing expert opinion and the actual infection rate. I honestly think that the Federal Government is going to do jack poo poo and its going to be state organizations which are going to be doing a lot of the heavy lifting.
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doctorfrog posted:I wonder what the protocol is for moving a dead body from their stateroom to the morgue is. Probably middle of the night, well after the last drink is served, but before the early risers are up and about. I bet they hide the body under a food cart, like in a spy movie.
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china has done so much at this point that when nasa takes pics over the country theres significantly less polution. it looks like the nation has basically hit pause on everything
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smoobles posted:I bet they hide the body under a food cart, like in a spy movie. imagine eating shrimp cocktails off the corpse cart
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