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Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1235355704753557505

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it wouldn't be funny if all the hateful old fucks simply got sick and died. it is very funny that they are doing everything in their power to make that happen themselves.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009


been awhile since the thread title got this literal

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1235781404358832128

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

You know it's worrying when Trump sounds like Biden.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Brother Entropy posted:

been awhile since the thread title got this literal

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

:Yes:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




lmfao "help me i finally triggered the libs and now they won't talk to me"

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Get hosed, grandma

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

ElGroucho posted:

Get hosed, grandma
Get in the urn.

Freaking Crumbum
Apr 17, 2003

Too fuck to drunk


Business Gorillas posted:

lmfao "help me i finally triggered the libs and now they won't talk to me"

last year right before thanksgiving my old man wanted to talk about why our relationship had deteriorated over the last decade+ and he would not, could not accept this his own actions had any bearing on the situation. a lot of olds genuinely believe that they're entitled to their family having to put up with their shameful garbage without ever suffering any repercussions just because you happen to be blood relatives.

you can tell trump believes the same thing because he can't even fathom a scenario where everyone in his family doesn't have to slavishly bend to his every whim. unfortunately for 99.99999999% of the rest of the boomers, they don't personally command a sufficient level of authority and/or wealth to compel their relations to put up with all of their poo poo

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Business Gorillas posted:

lmfao "help me i finally triggered the libs and now they won't talk to me"

Lmao

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

FMguru posted:

Get in the urn.

im stealing this

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

It's a popular catchphrase already tbf, although I've only started seeing it regular myself.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
It's from an interview Michael Shannon gave the week after the 2016 election

Michael Freakin' Shannon posted:

There’s a lot of old people who need to realize they’ve had a nice life, and it’s time for them to move on. Because they’re the ones who go out and vote for these a-holes. If you look at the young people, between 18 and 25, if it was up to them Hillary would have been president. No offense to the seniors out there. My mom’s a senior citizen. But if you’re voting for Trump, it’s time for the urn.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Michael Shannon rules man

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



it's definitely one of the all time great quotes about boomers

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
If the virus wipes out a shitload of boomers (sry, you voted for your own demise), there might even be hope for us.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

it wouldn't be funny if all the hateful old fucks simply got sick and died. it is very funny that they are doing everything in their power to make that happen themselves.

All the 50+ year old trump lovers at work keep talking about how it's probably nothing and being hyped up by the media. I don't want them to die but it's pretty scary that the ones most in danger are the least concerned

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

ElGroucho posted:

Michael Shannon rules man

he’s the only Hollywood person I’ve seen with the 100% accurate take on Trump


quote:

Playboy: There’s no part of you that would want to play Trump?

Shannon: No.

Playboy: Just to get inside his head? You talked about being fascinated by bad men who are suffering.

Shannon: How do you mean? Is he suffering?

Playboy: You don’t think Trump struggles with demons?

Shannon: He’s having a blast! Are you loving kidding me? That guy is having so much fun.

Playboy: And there’s no self-doubt or fear?

Shannon: He’s having the time of his loving life. He doesn’t even have to work. All the hard work that most people have to do to be president of the United States, he just loving skipped all that. The loving guy doesn’t even know what’s in the Constitution. He doesn’t have any grasp of history or politics or law or anything. He’s just blindfolded throwing darts at the side of a bus.

Playboy: What do you think is going through his head at 4 a.m. as he’s lying in bed and staring at the ceiling?

Shannon: He’s probably thinking “I want some loving pussy.” I don’t know. I’m not going to remotely contemplate the notion that Trump is capable of deep reflection.

Playboy: In any form?

Shannon: In any form! It doesn’t happen. gently caress that guy. When he’s alone with his thoughts, he’s not capable of anything more complex than “I want some pussy and a cheeseburger. Maybe my wife will blow me if I tell her she’s pretty.”

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Business Gorillas posted:

lmfao "help me i finally triggered the libs and now they won't talk to me"

someone post all the qanon peoples thanksgiving tweets

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

MIchael Shannon posted:

It’s just very strange that people derive hope from the personage of Donald Trump, because Donald Trump is devoid of hope. He’s a black hole. He is a soulless, evil piece of poo poo.

MIchael Shannon posted:

This country’s filled with ignorant jackasses. The big red dildo running through the middle of our country needs to be annexed to be its own country of moronic a-holes. You can call it the United States of Moronic loving Assholes. . . . It’s the worst thing that’s ever happened. It’s the worst. This guy is going to destroy civilization as we know it, and the earth, and all because of these people who don’t have any idea why they’re alive.

quote:

He also had this advice for young people who have family members who voted for Trump: “gently caress ’em. You’re an orphan now. Don’t go home. Don’t go home for Thanksgiving or Christmas. Don’t talk to them at all. Silence speaks volumes.”

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

0.2% chance to die if i get it

i like those odds

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
I now regret being creeped out by Michael Shannon's relentlessly villainous facial configuration. He's got the worst case of resting serial killer face I've ever seen, but his brain seems pretty good.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I now regret being creeped out by Michael Shannon's relentlessly villainous facial configuration. He's got the worst case of resting serial killer face I've ever seen, but his brain seems pretty good.

It's probably why he gets cast in villain roles.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

he’s the only Hollywood person I’ve seen with the 100% accurate take on Trump

lol

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



This guy is amazing

yorkinshire
Apr 28, 2009

In space no one can hear your dope beats.
Shannon is great in boardwalk empire second to Buscemi.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

yorkinshire posted:

Shannon is great in boardwalk empire second to Buscemi.

He's also great in Waco, as the sole adult in the room trying to keep the rest of the government from gunning down the cultists

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I now regret being creeped out by Michael Shannon's relentlessly villainous facial configuration. He's got the worst case of resting serial killer face I've ever seen, but his brain seems pretty good.

Just look at his part in Groundhog Day it's not menacing at all.

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

Freaking Crumbum posted:

last year right before thanksgiving my old man wanted to talk about why our relationship had deteriorated over the last decade+ and he would not, could not accept this his own actions had any bearing on the situation. a lot of olds genuinely believe that they're entitled to their family having to put up with their shameful garbage without ever suffering any repercussions just because you happen to be blood relatives.
i think the whole patriarch/matriarch of the family dynamic is culturally waning. i had that on one side of my family with the grandparents and up

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Luckily all of my immediate family despise conservative bullshit. My extended family on the other hand has a bunch of Bible thumping assholes. Plus my uncle who still thinks poor people are lazy parasites despite going bankrupt for $600K and having used a considerable amount of government benefits thanks entirely to his own financial stupidity.

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

coronavirus is the cure, not the disease

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

he’s the only Hollywood person I’ve seen with the 100% accurate take on Trump

there was that one time trump was suffering genuine internal angst, but its hard to write an entire drama around getting roasted by a black president at the white house correspondents dinner

maybe as a B-story in a bin laden raid war-porn movie. target audience of #resistance twitter, written/directed by the krassensteins

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Casimir Radon posted:

Plus my uncle who still thinks poor people are lazy parasites despite going bankrupt for $600K and having used a considerable amount of government benefits thanks entirely to his own financial stupidity.

How does someone get that much in debt, then take social services, and then hate poor people? Or actually, I guess he is a lazy parasite, so maybe he’s more perceptive than me

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

poisonpill posted:

How does someone get that much in debt, then take social services, and then hate poor people?
Doctors have a name for this particular mental illness: "whiteness"

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


good

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

poisonpill posted:

How does someone get that much in debt, then take social services, and then hate poor people? Or actually, I guess he is a lazy parasite, so maybe he’s more perceptive than me

No, you see, he needed it. He'd earned it. Unlike all those lazy parasites, etc.

It's "the only moral abortion is my abortion" logic.

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Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Megillah Gorilla posted:

No, you see, he needed it. He'd earned it. Unlike all those lazy parasites, etc.

It's "the only moral abortion is my abortion" logic.

Conservatives have very limited empathy, it's co-morbid with racism and ignorance.

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