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im the youngest poster here you piece of poo poo genuine hollywood casting directors have told me i look so young (because i am) that i could play the absent space that has yet to be filled by my own existence. i can play as young as -5
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Love the end of the week pump the Dow has gotten so far. Totally normal economy.
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Mar 6, 2020 22:41
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never forget the trump tower martini
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https://twitter.com/internethippo/status/881161169469403137
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Joementum posted:never forget the trump tower martini That looks like shitpiss with an olive
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Bethamphetamine posted:gently caress. so it's not going to be a corporate shill orgy and I can probably score tickets for cheap or free? Yeah if they don't cancel the whole festival but all the corps cancel, "best sxsw since 2002" will be the siren song that infects 100k people
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Joementum posted:never forget the trump tower martini no way they actually served that in a wine glass, what in the gently caress, this is too far too far
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Joementum posted:never forget the trump tower martini They had to order it that way! No way a bartender would intentionally do that. I only remember sailor anyway.
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tacodaemon posted:have any of you made up your minds about whether to panic about the coronavirus or not I am not
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the trump tower martini is included in the stable of like 4-5 things that just periodically pop into my mind and completely crack/ping me for a solid 10 minutes at least. It's not as devastating as "The Baileys" but it's up there.
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Joementum posted:never forget the trump tower martini Mmmmm... a wine glass full of iced piss with a drowned olive. Fits the brand at least i guess
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i had this, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardive_dyskinesia then it went away. but it came back. i'm retarded
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Joementum posted:never forget the trump tower martini my blood pressure .... ahhhhh that picture .....
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anyways this is me now
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twit666 posted:They had to order it that way! No way a bartender would intentionally do that. I only remember sailor anyway. would they even do that if you asked? I have never asked, I never would think to ask, its just why
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TRAML https://i.imgur.com/Dj5Ihve.mp4
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the best martinis are served at trump towers
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MysteriousStranger posted:would they even do that if you asked? I have never asked, I never would think to ask, its just why Pretty sure any self respecting bartender would tell you to get the gently caress out if you asked them to make that foul thing
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nice shirley temple
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that one weird kid in high school who could lick his elbows hisses and says "praise nurgle"
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*walks into casting office in jncos and a deconstructed military jacket* Casting Director: Wow, you're exactly the type of financial middlemanagement type we are looking for but this... all of... *waves hand* what the gently caress are you talking about im here to be the next mouseketeer
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Slumfrog posted:Pretty sure any self respecting bartender would tell you to get the gently caress out if you asked them to make that foul thing what if ur the president of the united states
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Mar 6, 2020 22:51
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lol hell yeh
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Mustached Demon posted:That looks like shitpiss with an olive I’d still drink it.
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MysteriousStranger posted:would they even do that if you asked? I have never asked, I never would think to ask, its just why I think the proper response to someone asking, "I'd like a really, dirty martini with a few rocks in it and an olive. Oh! Pour it in a wine glass.", is, "Get out of my bar. I'm not making that.".
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trummy is at the cdc and they are talking about the tests will be here next week etc also trump has been putting his hands in his pockets a ton today it makes me rly uncomfortable maybe because when he is in a suit it drapes beyond his pants pockets so its not as easy??? i prefer its a sign he pooped his pants ages ago
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I like when people ask stuff like "do you still live at home?" like of course the place where I live is my home what the gently caress else would it be
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Mar 6, 2020 22:54
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I have arrived at monk's Cafe Pliny the elder on the way
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dept of health cleaned out a huge server room today so quote this post when they find Hillary’s emails or have some kind of record retention scandal or something.
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Slumfrog posted:Pretty sure any self respecting bartender would tell you to get the gently caress out if you asked them to make that foul thing I was a bartender at one point and I'm certain we wouldn't have allowed that. though we would give someone a martini and a wine glass and then watch them gently caress it up
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lol i just remembered that trump and like 90% of chuds think Hillary Clinton poured bleach on her server
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Also you're supposed to ignore that it's just a symptom of having a large and extremely engaged base of supporters because here at the DNC we always prefer moral victory to actual victory.
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