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a.lo posted:the best martinis are served at trump towers I love lounge singers!
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Bulgakov posted:trummy is at the cdc and they are talking about the tests will be here next week etc he is absolutely doing that because some aide told him to do it. that way he's not touching his face
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The Dear Leader praise is some of the grossest loving poo poo imaginable and I absolutely loathe it.
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tacodaemon posted:I like when people ask stuff like "do you still live at home?" like of course the place where I live is my home what the gently caress else would it be young people often ask this referring to your parents home?
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Also you're supposed to ignore that it's just a symptom of having a large and extremely engaged base of supporters because here at the DNC we always prefer moral victory to actual victory. Although even moral victories are a bit dicey for this crowd. Better to just avoid all that by never holding a firm position or being competitive or in any way.
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uhh lmao gently caress you free trade, isolationism is my best friend now
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lmfao boomers are gonna die because coordinating a sane response and communicating facts clearly the public during a pandemic would hurt trumos feelings after he already said everything is gonna be ok
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haha god i wish quote:House lawyers argued Friday that an appeals court ruling blocking lawmakers from suing to obtain information from the executive branch would leave Congress with little choice but to exercise extreme options — such as arresting “current and former high-level” officials to get answers to its subpoenas. i still cant believe shumer cowered and apologized so quickly either. i assume'd it happened but dang 
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jesus loving christ we are all so goddamn stupid i just i can't
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if the morgues can't keep up with the death rate you can use your stockpile of toilet paper for mummification
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well we have certainly spent a lot of money on beans and toilet paper, so in a way the coronavirus is an economic boon! thank you lord president for bringing us the coronavirus, in your mercy
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Gringostar posted:horny is prohibited https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1236029449042198528?s=19
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:uhh lmao lol all those big beautiful 401ks are gonna take a gigantic poo poo, loving over retiring boomers most acutely
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Basebf555 posted:He looks so pissed off to be there haha he nearly got outta having to make a stop at the cdc and was ready to kick back while flying straight to mar a lago after having to go out into muddy tornado wreckage
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Last Chance posted:young people often ask this referring to your parents home? please, mister home is my father
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tenderjerk posted:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Shipon posted:why would i be worried? I'm 32, it's going to do nothing to anyone under 60 years old That's... A silver lining to the imminent death of a lot of people. Can it happen before the generals?
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dads friend steve posted:lol all those big beautiful 401ks are gonna take a gigantic poo poo, loving over retiring boomers most acutely if youre a boomer with a 401k youre still working. and if youre that old and your 401k is all stocks them lmbo get hosed idiot
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Chinatown posted:i have not drank in 9 days congrats! that's rad keep going!
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:holy moly lmao
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If you're an adult who has problems not touching your face over the course of the day you can halve a habanero and rub it between your hands in the morning. And if you are a parent who is a sadistic gently caress you can make your kids do the same and leave their teacher to deal with the fallout.
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