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InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
no wonder trumnk thinks there's testing available for everyone

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zil posted:

Oh I'm sorry go ahead enjoy your cheezers

Is there any good food at xfinity live? I think we're gunna pre-game there

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

Joementum posted:

of course coronawave exists


The rules of hellworld Joe. Any time you imagine or ponder something extremely lovely, or cringeworthy, or stupid, that thing immediately becomes real and makes us and our lives that little bit worse.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/CANCEL_SAM/status/1236352049085919232

:thunk:

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

history repeating itself

in lib form

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





this has a “new arrangement, same tune” feel w “quote from man stabbed”

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

lorn Wayne posted:

history repeating itself

in lib form

we're completely surrounded by morons

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1236361353612451840

wow reagan was in bed with the soviets

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Schmoe Cwead posted:

remember the harlem shake?




hillary does

Once again demonstrating that finger on the pulse of America.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Plinkey posted:

Let me vacation the way I want to

Sir, i'm going to have to ask you to vacate the lazy river.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

lorn Wayne posted:

history repeating itself

in lib form
it worked for trump *shrug*

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



lmao this is like when the teenage girl rapist stories about Roy Moore were coming out and his inner circle were incensed that investigative journalists were doing things like looking through public records abs interviewing people



https://mobile.twitter.com/LLW902/status/1236342852394856459

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

I'm just going to start looking at everybody cross-eyed like columbo. F*** it.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








He was the first president to meet Putin.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/iamTannenbaum/status/1236362041163726850

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





cheese

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





fick

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
if there's no corona-chan in heaven, i'm not going.

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

fick dich

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/AllezLesBoulez/status/1236334484246745088

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
baby yoda has contracted caronavirus

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene

hahahaha i couldnt get more than 2hrs into this game because i related to the main character too much. im like why am i roleplaying as myself

im 24 but look 40. the 42 yr olds adult son was home (lol) so she said come over another night

i think it was right about when you start fiending for uppers where i was like, nope, this is too real, bye

dangle 4 days has issued a correction as of 20:12 on Mar 7, 2020

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

that makes a lot of sense for the warren campaign

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
truno already running to biden s left on medicare and social security huh? hahah

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
plot twist: by through convention, biden is so broken down the superdelegates vote for Bernie anyway.

Hillary disappears in a large cloud of sulfur and brimstone, leaving behind a single shoe

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:thunk:

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Nichael posted:

https://twitter.com/JessforDelaware/status/1236108413836431367

everytime someone volunteers for this just to do "texting", I die a little inside. SHUT THE gently caress UP ABOUT TEXTING AND MAKE CALLS OR KNOCK DOORS

Does any of it actually work though? I have less faith after Biden won Super Tuesday without even having a campaign.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




slopJoe 2020330 posted:

if there's no corona-chan in heaven, i'm not going.

et in arcadia, corona

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene
my right side of head pain has spread to my throat and swallowing is a bit of an ordeal

my eye strain doesnt go away overnight

basically behind my teeth, nose, and eyeball are all locked up in pain. i think its my TMJ issues but WHO KNOWS. i can still get to the dr tomorrow but i have to call ahead and be like, wear your PPE

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

Probably best to get an expert appraiser or two in first before splashing out that 70 dollars. I mean, there's a chance it might not even be a genuine vern goph

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1236373242257887232

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene
i need my dang gonorrhea shot and some opiods

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene
yes im aware sleeping with anyone, 42 yr old or not, is actually currently off the table. sad times for my wiener

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




extremely unusual saturday postings afoot

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

dangle 4 days posted:

my right side of head pain has spread to my throat and swallowing is a bit of an ordeal

my eye strain doesnt go away overnight

basically behind my teeth, nose, and eyeball are all locked up in pain. i think its my TMJ issues but WHO KNOWS. i can still get to the dr tomorrow but i have to call ahead and be like, wear your PPE

Those aren't COVID-19 symptoms op

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene

Squizzle posted:

extremely unusual saturday postings afoot

its 5:30am on a sunday mate

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Squizzle posted:

extremely unusual saturday postings afoot

gently caress you

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Those aren't COVID-19 symptoms op

yeah but i got a text from the hospital saying i was exposed and to warn all health professionals i go near regardless of how i feel

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/AethelWeird/status/1236374296735502336?s=19

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Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


The elections will be postponed until we figure out what's going on.

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